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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 1

GilaMonster (9/2/2014)
"The inserted table only contains the rows inserted into the table. I need rows from other tables as well. Hence I can't use a set-based solution"
Err.. ok...

I think I remember the thread. Walked away since it seemed you had it handled. 😀

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 2

Sean Lange (9/2/2014)
GilaMonster (9/2/2014)
"The inserted table only contains the rows inserted into the table. I need rows from other tables as well. Hence I can't use a set-based solution"
Err.. ok...
Yeah that thread is really scary.

Link??

or maybe i will just continue to turn the other cheek and keep looking over there...

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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182916 More actions · Answer 3

GilaMonster (9/2/2014)
"The inserted table only contains the rows inserted into the table. I need rows from other tables as well. Hence I can't use a set-based solution"
Err.. ok...

As I said before, don't think he got it. At least we tried:crazy:

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 4

Lynn Pettis (9/2/2014)
Walked away since it seemed you had it handled. 😀

I thought I did. Now, not so sure...

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Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182916 More actions · Answer 5

Lynn Pettis (9/2/2014)
GilaMonster (9/2/2014)
"The inserted table only contains the rows inserted into the table. I need rows from other tables as well. Hence I can't use a set-based solution"
Err.. ok...
I think I remember the thread. Walked away since it seemed you had it handled. 😀

bLink

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 6

AARRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! Someone fire the man. He has no business in this business.

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182916 More actions · Answer 7

Lynn Pettis (9/2/2014)
AARRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! Someone fire the man. He has no business in this business.

Think that here is a proper use for a TERMINATOR:-D

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 8

Time to walk away from another one. Sandbox, all I want is a sandbox.....

Sean Lange SSC Guru Points: 286590 More actions · Answer 9

Lynn Pettis (9/2/2014)
AARRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! Someone fire the man. He has no business in this business.

In my experience nearly 95% of the people in this business actually have the brains to be in this business. Then there are about 4% of those with enough brains that don't have a "give a damn" to learn anything new. That leaves about 1% that have enough drive and brains to actually improve over time. Sadly the other 99% are the ones taking jobs and giving a bad name to the rest of us. You have to make a choice when you run across people like that. Either help them and try not to pop your own eyeballs or see their name as the OP and walk away. There have been many threads over the years were I could have helped that person but because I knew they wouldn't understand it anyway I just walked away. You should try it, it is quite liberating.

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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 10

Lynn Pettis (9/2/2014)
Am I missing something? Doesn't this error mean that the table or view doesn't exist, not that there is a problem with the WHERE clause?
OLE DB provider "MSDASQL" for linked server "LS_RDB_DWH_POLICY52" returned message "[Oracle][ODBC][Ora]ORA-00942: table or view does not exist".

Well, if the where clause contains a subquery which refers to a table not mentioned elsewhere in the query, the problem in the where clause could be that it refers to a non-existent table.

T-SQL is pretty flexible about allowing such subqueries; it's 20 years since I last touched PL-SQL (in Oracle 6, I think) so I'm certainly not going to look at the problem that comment came from, but I think the same probably applies there, too. I suspect that SQL Server would deliver a more useful error message. Perhaps Oracle wouldn't.

Tom

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 11

Sean Lange (9/2/2014)
Lynn Pettis (9/2/2014)
AARRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! Someone fire the man. He has no business in this business.
In my experience nearly 95% of the people in this business actually have the brains to be in this business. Then there are about 4% of those with enough brains that don't have a "give a damn" to learn anything new. That leaves about 1% that have enough drive and brains to actually improve over time.

I'm confused. You mean 96% or 95% is just 1%???? Not when I was in primary school it wasn't, and that's not the sort of thing that changes over he years (not even over that many years). Maybe there's a bigger language barrier between my English and your English that I thought there was?

Regardless of that, though, I think we both agree with Lynn on the unemployability of the man who couldn't imagine a set-based solution.

Tom

Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 12

TomThomson (9/2/2014)
Sean Lange (9/2/2014)
Lynn Pettis (9/2/2014)
AARRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! Someone fire the man. He has no business in this business.
In my experience nearly 95% of the people in this business actually don't have the brains to be in this business. Then there are about 4% of those with enough brains that don't have a "give a damn" to learn anything new. That leaves about 1% that have enough drive and brains to actually improve over time.
I'm confused. You mean 96% or 95% is just 1%???? Not when I was in primary school it wasn't, and that's not the sort of thing that changes over he years (not even over that many years). Maybe there's a bigger language barrier between my English and your English that I thought there was?
Regardless of that, though, I think we both agree with Lynn on the unemployability of the man who couldn't imagine a set-based solution.

I guess there's a word missing. That will give 95 + 4 + 1 = 100

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Dwain Camps SSC Guru Points: 86978 More actions · Answer 13

GilaMonster (9/2/2014)
"The inserted table only contains the rows inserted into the table. I need rows from other tables as well. Hence I can't use a set-based solution"
Err.. ok...

Bwahaha! Second funniest thing I've heard this morning.

Here's the first: http://www.red-gate.com/products/dba/sql-monitor/entrypage/worst-dba-days-4/?utm_source=emailmarketing&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=sqldbabundle&utm_content=day-4&utm_term=E304&_hsenc=p2ANqtz--RZ6K_2-01B2TN2vRLpbTV45ULOnFZ0RTzwnEeEgK0BCeJ4RIQHnMjomI8n5q6RfNI2FjphkScx_laQht1vhqYMbUOHQ&_hsmi=13982098

My (cowboy) hat's off to Steve and Grant for this hilarious and oddly illuminating parody.

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jcrawf02 SSC-Insane Points: 24198 More actions · Answer 14

dwain.c (9/2/2014)
GilaMonster (9/2/2014)
"The inserted table only contains the rows inserted into the table. I need rows from other tables as well. Hence I can't use a set-based solution"
Err.. ok...
Bwahaha! Second funniest thing I've heard this morning.
Here's the first: http://www.red-gate.com/products/dba/sql-monitor/entrypage/worst-dba-days-4/?utm_source=emailmarketing&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=sqldbabundle&utm_content=day-4&utm_term=E304&_hsenc=p2ANqtz--RZ6K_2-01B2TN2vRLpbTV45ULOnFZ0RTzwnEeEgK0BCeJ4RIQHnMjomI8n5q6RfNI2FjphkScx_laQht1vhqYMbUOHQ&_hsmi=13982098
My (cowboy) hat's off to Steve and Grant for this hilarious and oddly illuminating parody.

Favorite line:

"Oh, shut the functional dependency up, Chris. Don't you ever give up?"

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David Burrows SSC Guru Points: 65143 More actions · Answer 15

jcrawf02 (9/3/2014)

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