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  • July 31, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    #1734270

    SQLRNNR (7/31/2014)

    Because you just had two pina coladas?

    That's completely misworded. It's "because you had just two pina coladas."

  • July 31, 2014 at 2:45 pm

    #1734271

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/31/2014)

    SQLRNNR (7/31/2014)

    Because you just had two pina coladas?

    That's completely misworded. It's "because you had just two pina coladas."

    LOL

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  • July 31, 2014 at 3:02 pm

    #1734277

    Sean Lange (7/31/2014)

    Jeff Moden (7/31/2014)

    Doug J. (7/31/2014)

    Jeff-

    This:

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/31/2014)

    Just dropped over to the Heap Consultancy and I see a comment from Bill in KC about me staring at him from the login banner and then this:

    "Steve is cool"

    Maybe I should visit SO/SE more often 😀

    Thanks, Doug. I wonder why I might get a "chilly reception".

    I doubt that you would Jeff. This is very out of context. This is their version of "the thread" and that comment in context was actually kind of funny. Nothing meant derogatory by it at all from the way I read it. I am sure they would welcome you with open arms. I mean they accepted me easily enough. And Jason...err SQLRNNR...just showed up over there too. There are a few other SSC regulars in there I have seen too.

    Got a URL or is this a test? 😀

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • July 31, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    #1734281

    Jeff Moden (7/31/2014)

    Sean Lange (7/31/2014)

    Jeff Moden (7/31/2014)

    Doug J. (7/31/2014)

    Jeff-

    This:

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/31/2014)

    Just dropped over to the Heap Consultancy and I see a comment from Bill in KC about me staring at him from the login banner and then this:

    "Steve is cool"

    Maybe I should visit SO/SE more often 😀

    Thanks, Doug. I wonder why I might get a "chilly reception".

    I doubt that you would Jeff. This is very out of context. This is their version of "the thread" and that comment in context was actually kind of funny. Nothing meant derogatory by it at all from the way I read it. I am sure they would welcome you with open arms. I mean they accepted me easily enough. And Jason...err SQLRNNR...just showed up over there too. There are a few other SSC regulars in there I have seen too.

    Got a URL or is this a test? 😀

    I know better than to test you. 😀

    It all started from Paul's post. http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1598420.aspx

    The direct link to "the heap" is. http://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/179/the-heap-consultancy-

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  • July 31, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    #1734282

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/31/2014)

    SQLRNNR (7/31/2014)

    Because you just had two pina coladas?

    That's completely misworded. It's "because you had just two pina coladas."

    ....in each transaction....:rolleyes:

    😎

  • July 31, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    #1734292

    Sean Lange (7/31/2014)

    Jeff Moden (7/31/2014)

    Doug J. (7/31/2014)

    Jeff-

    This:

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/31/2014)

    Just dropped over to the Heap Consultancy and I see a comment from Bill in KC about me staring at him from the login banner and then this:

    "Steve is cool"

    Maybe I should visit SO/SE more often 😀

    Thanks, Doug. I wonder why I might get a "chilly reception".

    I doubt that you would Jeff. This is very out of context. This is their version of "the thread" and that comment in context was actually kind of funny. Nothing meant derogatory by it at all from the way I read it. I am sure they would welcome you with open arms. I mean they accepted me easily enough. And Jason...err SQLRNNR...just showed up over there too. There are a few other SSC regulars in there I have seen too.

    Sent Jeff a PM to further qualify my comment. It was dumb and I take responsibility for typing from the wrong end.

  • July 31, 2014 at 5:00 pm

    #1734310

    swasheck (7/31/2014)

    Sean Lange (7/31/2014)

    Jeff Moden (7/31/2014)

    Doug J. (7/31/2014)

    Jeff-

    This:

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/31/2014)

    Just dropped over to the Heap Consultancy and I see a comment from Bill in KC about me staring at him from the login banner and then this:

    "Steve is cool"

    Maybe I should visit SO/SE more often 😀

    Thanks, Doug. I wonder why I might get a "chilly reception".

    I doubt that you would Jeff. This is very out of context. This is their version of "the thread" and that comment in context was actually kind of funny. Nothing meant derogatory by it at all from the way I read it. I am sure they would welcome you with open arms. I mean they accepted me easily enough. And Jason...err SQLRNNR...just showed up over there too. There are a few other SSC regulars in there I have seen too.

    Sent Jeff a PM to further qualify my comment. It was dumb and I take responsibility for typing from the wrong end.

    Not to worry. I actually lost track of that thread and I'm glad you reminded me of it. It would appear that I've left some unfinished business there that I'll have to address soon. 😉 Oddly enough, it parallels another "thread" that I recently revisted some code on.

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • July 31, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    #1734311

    Sean Lange (7/31/2014)

    Jeff Moden (7/31/2014)

    Sean Lange (7/31/2014)

    Jeff Moden (7/31/2014)

    Doug J. (7/31/2014)

    Jeff-

    This:

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/31/2014)

    Just dropped over to the Heap Consultancy and I see a comment from Bill in KC about me staring at him from the login banner and then this:

    "Steve is cool"

    Maybe I should visit SO/SE more often 😀

    Thanks, Doug. I wonder why I might get a "chilly reception".

    I doubt that you would Jeff. This is very out of context. This is their version of "the thread" and that comment in context was actually kind of funny. Nothing meant derogatory by it at all from the way I read it. I am sure they would welcome you with open arms. I mean they accepted me easily enough. And Jason...err SQLRNNR...just showed up over there too. There are a few other SSC regulars in there I have seen too.

    Got a URL or is this a test? 😀

    I know better than to test you. 😀

    It all started from Paul's post. http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1598420.aspx

    The direct link to "the heap" is. http://chat.stackexchange.com/rooms/179/the-heap-consultancy-

    I'd forgotten about that thread because I actually have to work for a living. 🙂 I've rediscovered it thanks to a nice PM I got. It turns out that there's a similar thread that I recently revisted the code on and will get back to both soon.

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • August 1, 2014 at 9:42 am

    #1734483

    And this is why I like SSC. The question was answered and several alternatives and improvements to process were provided. Even a minor change to the last piece of code that was graciously accepted. No slamming or berating of others for going beyond the question.

  • August 3, 2014 at 6:47 am

    #1734673

    Where was that Crystal Ball again when one needs it, certain I've seen it somewhere...

    😎

  • August 3, 2014 at 8:09 am

    #1734679

    Eirikur Eiriksson (8/3/2014)

    Where was that Crystal Ball again when one needs it, certain I've seen it somewhere...

    😎

    Actually, I think the Crystal Ball is needed here. I just wanted to post a single word answer, "Yes", and see what happened. I did, however, restrain myself.

  • August 3, 2014 at 8:13 am

    #1734682

    Lynn Pettis (8/3/2014)

    Eirikur Eiriksson (8/3/2014)

    Where was that Crystal Ball again when one needs it, certain I've seen it somewhere...

    😎

    Actually, I think the Crystal Ball is needed here. I just wanted to post a single word answer, "Yes", and see what happened. I did, however, restrain myself.

    Lynn, your highly valuable input has been used to answer the OP's question. 😉


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  • August 4, 2014 at 4:38 am

    #1734781

    I feel that I should make some mention of this man's birthday today. I think without his work our lives may be very different\easier\harder, delete as appropriate.

    On two occasions I have been asked, "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" ... I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
    —Charles Babbage, Passages from the Life of a Philosopher

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  • August 4, 2014 at 4:57 am

    #1734787

    BWFC (8/4/2014)

    I feel that I should make some mention of this man's birthday today. I think without his work our lives may be very different\easier\harder, delete as appropriate.

    Or indeed, overlap as appropriate 🙂

  • August 4, 2014 at 5:31 am

    #1734795

    Gazareth (8/4/2014)

    BWFC (8/4/2014)

    I feel that I should make some mention of this man's birthday today. I think without his work our lives may be very different\easier\harder, delete as appropriate.

    Or indeed, overlap as appropriate 🙂

    Are you thinking of some sort of diagram? 😀

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