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Jason Wolfkill SSCrazy Eights Points: 9832 More actions · Answer 1

Koen Verbeeck (7/10/2014)
Jack Corbett (7/10/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (7/10/2014)
So I tried to endorse Jeff on LinkedIn for BCP, but somehow it doesn't work.
I saw Jeff was endorsed 9 times for SSIS. That was cruel. 😀
I don't know, I bet Jeff would write better SSIS packages than a lot of people who do it full-time.:w00t:
I guess he would have just one Execute SQL Task that calls a stored procedure 😀

A stored procedure that calls xp_cmdshell to run a bcp command?

Jason Wolfkill

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 2

Greg Edwards-268690 (7/11/2014)
Lynn Pettis (7/10/2014)
Okay. Curious if the OP on anther thread is ever going to say anything. Asks for help and doesn't quite provide enough to help. Posts data and ddl after being asked. Post didn't quite look right mentioned that to the OP asking if the code had been tested. OP reposts after testing and making a change.
I don't get to work on it, but later the OP posts an answer and marks it works for op. In the same post complains about performance.
I post a new solution (outer apply) along with execution plan. Nothing.
I post another solution (left outer join) along with execution plans and creating an index after conforming data type between two columns. Nothing.
Wondering if the OP will ever say anything at this point. Also, no one (OP included) has looked at the execution plans at this time.
You were too slow to respond. They will cure performance by upgrading the server. :hehe:
Hope they at least look at what you suggested, and comment.
And that the next question you help with gives more personal satisfaction.
At least someone else stumbling across the thread can see there are a couple of better ways to solve a similar problem, so you are still helping others.

Whoa!! The OP has responded! Apparently my code was a success.

Sean Lange SSC Guru Points: 286590 More actions · Answer 3

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 4

Sean Lange (7/11/2014)
I am about to head of here for the week. Then Sunday starts 3 days at Webelos camp with my oldest. I will be outside fending off the heat and mosquitoes. See you all next Wednesday.

Have much fun!!

WayneS SSC Guru Points: 95460 More actions · Answer 5

GilaMonster (7/11/2014)
*sigh* Why do people post questions in the forums and then send me PMs, occasionally multiple ones notifying me of that fact?

Why, how else would you know that he posted a question in the forums without telling you about it? :w00t:

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Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259105 More actions · Answer 6

wolfkillj (7/11/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (7/10/2014)
Jack Corbett (7/10/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (7/10/2014)
So I tried to endorse Jeff on LinkedIn for BCP, but somehow it doesn't work.
I saw Jeff was endorsed 9 times for SSIS. That was cruel. 😀
I don't know, I bet Jeff would write better SSIS packages than a lot of people who do it full-time.:w00t:
I guess he would have just one Execute SQL Task that calls a stored procedure 😀
A stored procedure that calls xp_cmdshell to run a bcp command?

Most likely 😀

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398890 More actions · Answer 7

Just bumped by Gus on the Total Points board. Still behind him on the forum posts count.

"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 8

Grant Fritchey (7/12/2014)
Just bumped by Gus on the Total Points board. Still behind him on the forum posts count.

Congrats!!

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 9

Love those problems that go like this:

OP: I have a problem (explains problem)

<< some time passes with no responses >>

OP: Never mine, I solved it.

Well, that nice. How did you solve it?

Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259105 More actions · Answer 10

Grant Fritchey (7/12/2014)
Just bumped by Gus on the Total Points board. Still behind him on the forum posts count.

Congrats!

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Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004363 More actions · Answer 11

Evil Kraig F (7/10/2014)
ChrisM@Work (7/10/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (7/10/2014)
Jack Corbett (7/10/2014)
Koen Verbeeck (7/10/2014)
So I tried to endorse Jeff on LinkedIn for BCP, but somehow it doesn't work.
I saw Jeff was endorsed 9 times for SSIS. That was cruel. 😀
I don't know, I bet Jeff would write better SSIS packages than a lot of people who do it full-time.:w00t:
I guess he would have just one Execute SQL Task that calls a stored procedure 😀
So would I - you wouldn't believe the cr@p SSIS tasks I've seen in the last couple of years. Gazillions of DCT's just because some oaf couldn't write decent TSQL.
There is value in that, as it's faster (usually) to transform the stream than it is to double (or more) pass on the data in the staging table doing writes. Depends on the environment and the chagne, though.
However, and this is knowing Jeff's adoration for the SSIS product, I WOULD trust him more than most I've seen code up some utter trash in SSIS. At least Jeff knows he doesn't know.
And yes, Jeff, I remember your challenge. 😀 Every example I have is tied up in NDAs and I'm still trying to find enough time to obfuscate them. The algorithm isn't NDA, it's just everything they're hooked to (multiple vendor systems).

Not to worry on the "challenge", Craig. I've been doing a lot of ETL at work lately and I'm thinking about writing an article on the improvements to existing processes (before my time) that we were able to make.

And thanks for the votes of confidence on being able to do well on SSIS. Let's hope I never have to find out. 😛

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 12

Lynn Pettis (7/13/2014)
Love those problems that go like this:
OP: I have a problem (explains problem)

Forgot to mention he laid down on the couch while somebody in the room nodded their head

OP: I solved it.

Congratulations. That will be $350/hr for this therapy session.

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Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

Grant Fritchey (7/12/2014)
Just bumped by Gus on the Total Points board. Still behind him on the forum posts count.

Nice SQL Bump

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 14

Grant Fritchey (7/12/2014)
Just bumped by Gus on the Total Points board. Still behind him on the forum posts count.

Well done, Grant.

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rodjkidd SSCoach Points: 15916 More actions · Answer 15

Grant - Well done sir!

Gail - Do you know Steph and Oz Locke? They like their card games, and normally play a game or two at SQL bits / SQL Saturdays...

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