Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • dwain.c (4/21/2014)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (4/21/2014)


    TomThomson (4/20/2014)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (4/20/2014)


    Bucket List Challenge - teach Jim to Filet a fish properly.

    I'll keep trying, but I may fail miserably.

    Fillet "a fish" is not a good test. I can fillet brown trout, dover sole, lemon sole, sea trout, see bass, hake, lythe, saithe, and salmon (and a few other NE Atlantic and Mediterranean fish whose English names I dont know) because they are worth filleting. I can also fillet rainbow trout, but most Americans and Canadians who know me think I can't because my method of filleting it doesn't separate any bits (I just chuck the whole fish in the rubbish bin). I haven't a clue how to fillet the sort of stuff that you guys catch (well, maybe my rainbow trout treatment would be appropriate, but maybe not) but I don't think that detracts from my dba abilities, because actually, I have no dba abilites to detract from - I'm totally aganst this over-specialisation thing that invented dbas - but I have to admit I'm probably overspecialised when it comes to fish filleting.

    If I could teach Jim to filet a fish properly, like I could teach him to do anything.

    Ever have someone "I've got it", then blazes ahead doing exactly what you've said not to do?

    Mike and I filet, so Jim and Anatoly can have some fish to eat.

    Never have gotten Anatoly to wield a knife, so I feel we have a second challenge available.

    Buy a man a fish and he can feed his family for a day.

    Teach a man to fish and he can feed his family forever.

    Will buy a stupid hat.

    I'm a DBA.
    I'm not paid to solve problems. I'm paid to prevent them.

  • I'm a DBA.

    I'm not paid to solve problems. I'm paid to prevent them.

    Yes and no. As a DBA, I've tried to be proactive and look for ways to prevent issues. I've also tried to make sure I'm insurance as much as possible for the production side.

    I guess I'm insurance in the dev side, being proactive with better code to prevent issues. Like alarms, devices or process changes mandated by insurance companies.

    However most of the time I'm insurance, which means I am paid to solve problems when a claim is filed.

  • Any of the Threadizens going to SQL Saturday in Chicago this weekend?

    I'm over for some more SQL Skills training, so thought I might as well attend.

    Looks as though a couple of people from my "bucket list" of SQL peeps are there presenting so that's good.

    Cheers,

    Rodders...

  • rodjkidd (4/23/2014)


    Any of the Threadizens going to SQL Saturday in Chicago this weekend?

    I'm over for some more SQL Skills training, so thought I might as well attend.

    Looks as though a couple of people from my "bucket list" of SQL peeps are there presenting so that's good.

    Cheers,

    Rodders...

    Yep. I'll be there and doing a SQL in the City Seminar on Friday before the event.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Grant Fritchey (4/23/2014)


    rodjkidd (4/23/2014)


    Any of the Threadizens going to SQL Saturday in Chicago this weekend?

    I'm over for some more SQL Skills training, so thought I might as well attend.

    Looks as though a couple of people from my "bucket list" of SQL peeps are there presenting so that's good.

    Cheers,

    Rodders...

    Yep. I'll be there and doing a SQL in the City Seminar on Friday before the event.

    Grant, Yeah but I've met you before, so you don't count! 😛

    Only joking it will be good to catch up in person. I saw you were presenting.

    Rodders...

  • Steve, slight problem with the new forum name:

    It makes the prefix of the email subject way too long

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Grant,

    Forgot to say, I fly in Friday afternoon so can't make the SQL in the City, but have fun!

    Rodders...

  • GilaMonster (4/23/2014)


    Steve, slight problem with the new forum name:

    It makes the prefix of the email subject way too long

    Noticed that. Logged a bug

  • rodjkidd (4/23/2014)


    Grant,

    Forgot to say, I fly in Friday afternoon so can't make the SQL in the City, but have fun!

    Rodders...

    Enjoy, you two. Can't make this one.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/23/2014)


    rodjkidd (4/23/2014)


    Grant,

    Forgot to say, I fly in Friday afternoon so can't make the SQL in the City, but have fun!

    Rodders...

    Enjoy, you two. Can't make this one.

    Steve it just won't be the same 😀

    Hope the op and recovery go well. You gotta make it over for SQL Bits.

    Rodders...

  • Another thanks to Gail Shaw, truly deserving of "MVP" for saving me again (the post was on another forum that came up 1st on Google)......ALTER ANY CONNECTION is exactly what I needed!!

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (4/23/2014)


    I'm a DBA.

    I'm not paid to solve problems. I'm paid to prevent them.

    Yes and no. As a DBA, I've tried to be proactive and look for ways to prevent issues. I've also tried to make sure I'm insurance as much as possible for the production side.

    I guess I'm insurance in the dev side, being proactive with better code to prevent issues. Like alarms, devices or process changes mandated by insurance companies.

    However most of the time I'm insurance, which means I am paid to solve problems when a claim is filed.

    Oh, I agree. Apart from anything else, appropriate prevention techniques are a solution to that particular problem in the first place.

    Most pithy quotes don't stand up to rigorous scrutiny

    I'm a DBA.
    I'm not paid to solve problems. I'm paid to prevent them.

  • Finally making some progress on at article on premature optimisation. Anyone willing to be a proof-reader? Hopefully will be done this week or next.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • david.john.gilligan (4/24/2014)


    ALTER ANY CONNECTION is exactly what I needed!!

    Err.. Thanks.

    I have no idea which post you're referring to, but you're welcome.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • rodjkidd (4/23/2014)


    Hope the op and recovery go well. You gotta make it over for SQL Bits.

    Rodders...

    On the shed-dyule for Bits, and planning on it. Can't imagine what would cause issues, but you never know.

    Only choice is whether to fly to Birmingham or Heathrow...

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