Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • I second Gails Motion. Please record it and post it somewhere where we the less fortunate can listen. 🙂

    -Roy

  • Roy Ernest (5/12/2009)


    I second Gails Motion. Please record it and post it somewhere where we the less fortunate can listen. 🙂

    Depending on the voice, those who get to hear it may BE the less forunate:-D

  • Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)


    You can sing that at our next meeting, next week.

    Send me a link when it's online!

  • Florian Reischl (5/12/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)


    You can sing that at our next meeting, next week.

    Send me a link when it's online!

    Might not like this idea, but make it a video and put it on YouTube.

  • I guess I need to get my hands on a good camera. I don't think my cell phone will be good enough.

    And now, live from the Memphis PASS Chapter meeting, heeeeeeeeeeeere's Bob Hovious.

    Bob

    Bob .......

    Bob???

    BOB!!!!!

    Where are you Bob?

    Computer, locate Bob Hovious.

    :w00t:



    Alvin Ramard
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  • That's a must for YouTube.

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  • Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)


    And now, live from the Memphis PASS Chapter meeting, heeeeeeeeeeeere's Bob Hovious.

    Bob

    Bob .......

    Bob???

    BOB!!!!!

    Where are you Bob?

    Computer, locate Bob Hovious.

    <Computer voice>

    Bob Hovious is not within sensor range.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Captain, Our Sensors are picking a strange energy level just outside the hull of the ship...

    -Roy

  • Ohh, I want video for the podcasts

  • GilaMonster (5/12/2009)


    Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)


    And now, live from the Memphis PASS Chapter meeting, heeeeeeeeeeeere's Bob Hovious.

    Bob

    Bob .......

    Bob???

    BOB!!!!!

    Where are you Bob?

    Computer, locate Bob Hovious.

    <Computer voice>

    Bob Hovious is not within sensor range.

    Is that Bob Klinging On?

    (pun intended!)

    😀



    Alvin Ramard
    Memphis PASS Chapter[/url]

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  • I am into my 1000 + posts. So as per some people I am a Guru... Buahahahahahahahah

    :hehe:

    -Roy

  • Roy Ernest (5/12/2009)


    I am into my 1000 + posts. So as per some people I am a Guru... Buahahahahahahahah

    :hehe:

    Congrats and welcome to gurudom.

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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  • Thank you Thank you.... 🙂

    I wish I was even 50% as good as some of you folks are...:-)

    -Roy

  • Alvin Ramard (5/12/2009)


    I guess I need to get my hands on a good camera. I don't think my cell phone will be good enough.

    And now, live from the Memphis PASS Chapter meeting, heeeeeeeeeeeere's Bob Hovious.

    Bob

    Bob .......

    Bob???

    BOB!!!!!

    Where are you Bob?

    Computer, locate Bob Hovious.

    :w00t:

    Last known location SSC. Exact coordinates unclear. Seems like an instrument problem :w00t:.

    Anyhow. I've really never been a fan of SciFi movies, more into books, and then the classics only. When I was an early teenager I started with Jules Verne's Journey to the Moon, Journey to the Centre of Earth, Around the World in 80 days, the whole series with Captain Nemo and the Mysterious Island. This guy really had imagination back in the 1800's. Next favourite would have been Arthur C. Clarke. Having picked up 2001 at a public library in my teens long before the movie came out, the movie turned out a real disappointment in my opinion. And then Orwell's 1984, which I also picked by fluke in my early teenage days, long before our German teacher pointed us towards it. The Asimov stories were always fun to read as well, shame he's no longer with us. And some stuff that's not really SciFi, but related would be some of Franz Kafka's books. Difficult to read though, definitely in German, haven't attempted to read English versions.

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  • (warps in)

    You know I love the ladies: silver, gold, blue or green,

    Hot pink, fluorescent purple, and some shades in between.

    I charm them and disarm them, if you know what I mean.

    But if they want commitment, then I just split the scene.

    Quick!! Beam me up, Scotty!!

    (warps out, warning of more to come)

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