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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

ChrisM@Work (2/20/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2014)
Sean Lange (2/20/2014)
stormsentinelcammy (2/20/2014)
will this forum thread ever get back on topic?
What topic is that???
SQUIRREL
NUTS! WHOLE HAZELNUTS!! Careful, this could go downhill very quickly...

You still work in that lingerie factory?

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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 2

SQLRNNR (2/20/2014)
ChrisM@Work (2/20/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2014)
Sean Lange (2/20/2014)
stormsentinelcammy (2/20/2014)
will this forum thread ever get back on topic?
What topic is that???
SQUIRREL
NUTS! WHOLE HAZELNUTS!! Careful, this could go downhill very quickly...
You still work in that lingerie factory?

No, he was promoted to working in the store with no windows.

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Jason Wolfkill SSCrazy Eights Points: 9832 More actions · Answer 3

Sean Lange (2/20/2014)
ChrisM@Work (2/20/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2014)
Sean Lange (2/20/2014)
stormsentinelcammy (2/20/2014)
will this forum thread ever get back on topic?
What topic is that???
SQUIRREL
NUTS! WHOLE HAZELNUTS!! Careful, this could go downhill very quickly...

I can haz?

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 4

wolfkillj (2/20/2014)
Sean Lange (2/20/2014)
ChrisM@Work (2/20/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/20/2014)
Sean Lange (2/20/2014)
stormsentinelcammy (2/20/2014)
will this forum thread ever get back on topic?
What topic is that???
SQUIRREL
NUTS! WHOLE HAZELNUTS!! Careful, this could go downhill very quickly...
I can haz?

about to order me one...

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Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259105 More actions · Answer 5

stormsentinelcammy (2/20/2014)
will this forum thread ever get back on topic?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

I'm sorry, you were saying?

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 6

SQLRNNR (2/19/2014)
Yay - I'm finally insane!!! :hehe::w00t:

Ooohhhhh...... 😀

*starts typing faster*

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 7

SQLRNNR (2/19/2014)
Yay - I'm finally insane!!! :hehe::w00t:

Finally?

This comes as a surprise why exactly?

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 8

stormsentinelcammy (2/20/2014)
will this forum thread ever get back on topic?

After over 40 000 posts, I don't think it has a topic any longer.

Gail Shaw
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Revenant SSC-Forever Points: 42467 More actions · Answer 9

GilaMonster (2/20/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/19/2014)
Yay - I'm finally insane!!! :hehe::w00t:
Ooohhhhh...... 😀
*starts typing faster*

Because trusting MSDN and the BoL after all these years fits precisely the definition of "repeating the same [course of action] but expecting a different result." 🙂

The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 10

GilaMonster (2/20/2014)
stormsentinelcammy (2/20/2014)
will this forum thread ever get back on topic?
After over 40 000 posts, I don't think it has a topic any longer.

I think that's one of the worst questions ever posted...

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 11

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 12

The Dixie Flatline (2/20/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/19/2014)
Yay - I'm finally insane!!! :hehe::w00t:
Finally?
This comes as a surprise why exactly?

Because I forgot...squirrel...

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Revenant SSC-Forever Points: 42467 More actions · Answer 13

The Dixie Flatline (2/20/2014)
GilaMonster (2/20/2014)
stormsentinelcammy (2/20/2014)
will this forum thread ever get back on topic?
After over 40 000 posts, I don't think it has a topic any longer.
I think that's one of the worst questions ever posted...

By definition: ANYTHING that is not about SQL. Covers ayahuasca technologies of Amazon shamans as well as the newest technologies of covering pistons with synthetic diamonds or the breakthrough research on sea cucumbers physiology or the so-far unparalleled quality of Matsumune blades. Make your pick. And I did not include Leonardo's sfumato as a topic - yet. 🙂

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 14

Revenant (2/20/2014)
GilaMonster (2/20/2014)
SQLRNNR (2/19/2014)
Yay - I'm finally insane!!! :hehe::w00t:
Ooohhhhh...... 😀
*starts typing faster*
Because trusting MSDN and the BoL after all these years fits precisely the definition of "repeating the same [course of action] but expecting a different result." 🙂

Are you saying SSC (including US) is stuck in a Cursor?

Or would that be stuck in dbcc timewarp from using the wrong values in parameter 41, 17 and optional parameter 357?

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

Revenant (2/20/2014)
The Dixie Flatline (2/20/2014)
GilaMonster (2/20/2014)
stormsentinelcammy (2/20/2014)
will this forum thread ever get back on topic?
After over 40 000 posts, I don't think it has a topic any longer.
I think that's one of the worst questions ever posted...
By definition: ANYTHING that is not about SQL. Covers ayahuasca technologies of Amazon shamans as well as the newest technologies of covering pistons with synthetic diamonds or the breakthrough research on sea cucumbers physiology or the so-far unparalleled quality of Matsumune blades. Make your pick. And I did not include Leonardo's sfumato as a topic - yet. 🙂

Don't forget hippos in pink tutus guarding the TOTD.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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