Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Revenant (1/21/2014)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/21/2014)


    Revenant (1/21/2014)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/21/2014)


    Ed Wagner (1/15/2014)


    We've never met, but I understand where you're coming from with the inability to sit still. I know people who have gone through ACL surgery and you have to take things slowly afterwards. They didn't have to stop anything except sports for a while and they're doing fine now, but they took the time to heal. Enjoy some indoor activities with your kids for a while. I hope the surgery goes well and you have a good outcome.

    Thanks. Now if I can get the kids to do some indoor stuff.

    Best of luck with that, especially if they are teenagers...

    12 and 15, and 21. 21 year old is the most likely to play cards or hang out with the parents.

    They state understanding parents and bond again when they reach about 27.

    My parents went from dumb to about the smartest people I know, during the period between my age of 21 and 25 (when I got married).

  • Weird, the sort order for the table tree in SSMS is different from the sort order in Intellisense. In the table tree, capitalization doesn't matter. In Intellisense, capitalized letters come before lower case.

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  • Colleague just asked for resources on Query Plans. So pointed him to Grants book and told him to search the internet for videos of Grant. Probably should have been a bit more specific there... Scary indeed. πŸ˜€

    Rodders...

  • rodjkidd (1/23/2014)


    ...and told him to search the internet for videos of Grant.

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

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  • Koen Verbeeck (1/23/2014)


    rodjkidd (1/23/2014)


    ...and told him to search the internet for videos of Grant.

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

    He He - I know - can we turn the internet for a day or so I wonder?

    Rodders...

  • Whoops... http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1533954-391-1.aspx

    Anyone with TDE experience that can assist?

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

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  • GilaMonster (1/23/2014)


    Whoops... http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1533954-391-1.aspx

    Anyone with TDE experience that can assist?

    Shame on Microsoft for not providing a way of unencrypting an encrypted database without the key.

  • rodjkidd (1/23/2014)


    Koen Verbeeck (1/23/2014)


    rodjkidd (1/23/2014)


    ...and told him to search the internet for videos of Grant.

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

    He He - I know - can we turn the internet for a day or so I wonder?

    Rodders...

    Hey now. Nothing incriminating has been caught on video... yet.

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  • Grant Fritchey (1/23/2014)


    rodjkidd (1/23/2014)


    Koen Verbeeck (1/23/2014)


    rodjkidd (1/23/2014)


    ...and told him to search the internet for videos of Grant.

    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

    He He - I know - can we turn the internet for a day or so I wonder?

    Rodders...

    Hey now. Nothing incriminating has been caught on video... yet.

    ... that you know of

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  • HowardW (1/23/2014)


    GilaMonster (1/23/2014)


    Whoops... http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1533954-391-1.aspx

    Anyone with TDE experience that can assist?

    Shame on Microsoft for not providing a way of unencrypting an encrypted database without the key.

    I thought the NSA had fixed that. πŸ˜‰

    At least sounds like they have the cert still on a machine.

  • Greg Edwards-268690 (1/23/2014)


    HowardW (1/23/2014)


    GilaMonster (1/23/2014)


    Whoops... http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1533954-391-1.aspx

    Anyone with TDE experience that can assist?

    Shame on Microsoft for not providing a way of unencrypting an encrypted database without the key.

    I thought the NSA had fixed that. πŸ˜‰

    At least sounds like they have the cert still on a machine.

    The NSA is including it in the next patch. Go here to upvote connect.nsa.gov

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  • Headdesk. http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1534283.aspx

    Gail Shaw
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    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

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    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • I hope I got him to understand what is going on.

    Re my remark that 'someone will', yes, someone will. πŸ™‚

  • Anyone with a better grasp of SQL Server security and auditing can take this one?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1534372-2799-1.aspx?Update=1

    Need an answer? No, you need a question
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  • Koen Verbeeck (1/24/2014)


    Anyone with a better grasp of SQL Server security and auditing can take this one?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1534372-2799-1.aspx?Update=1

    Trust Me, but audit all the other Admins!

    Something missing in that picture.

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