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  • December 24, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    #1675835

    Merry Christmas to all. And may your pork chops arrive peacefully on plates, not violently on your occiputs.

    Tom

  • December 24, 2013 at 6:32 pm

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    L' Eomot Inversé (12/24/2013)

    Merry Christmas to all. And may your pork chops arrive peacefully on plates, not violently on your occiputs.

    In my Christmas tradition, it is a carp today, and a fowl (in my case duck) tomorrow.

    I just want to renew my promise that whenever you are near this postal code, I will make my best to convince you that there is such thing as drinkable bourbon.

    Other threadizens, we can always haggle over the bill, but I hope we will get together, soon.

    Merry Christmas to all people of good will - among which I trust and hope to count you.

  • December 24, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    #1675841

    Revenant (12/24/2013)

    L' Eomot Inversé (12/24/2013)

    Merry Christmas to all. And may your pork chops arrive peacefully on plates, not violently on your occiputs.

    In my Christmas tradition, it is a carp today, and a fowl (in my case duck) tomorrow.

    I just want to renew my promise that whenever you are near this postal code, I will make my best to convince you that there is such thing as drinkable bourbon.

    Other threadizens, we can always haggle over the bill, but I hope we will get together, soon.

    Merry Christmas to all people of good will - among which I trust and hope to count you.

    Steve, I have a QA request: please add a 'Do not count towards messages posted' check box for a reply.

    I feel really guilty sending a message to a friend - Tom, in this case - as opposed to, say, answering a plight of a poor soul in India who needs help on a Sunday PST.

    Thanks, and the most Merry Christmas, Steve.

  • December 24, 2013 at 7:02 pm

    #1675846

    Merry Christmas to all!

    And may your New Years be filled with new learning opportunities, lasting relationships, new friends, good health and prosperous ventures.

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  • December 26, 2013 at 6:25 am

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    SQLRNNR (12/19/2013)

    Koen Verbeeck (12/19/2013)

    GilaMonster (12/19/2013)

    Not that I would stoop so low as to beg for votes, but I do need a new costume (Star trek if anyone cares)

    https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/TribalAwardsVoting

    😀 :hehe: 😉

    I am ready to stoop so low, so you can vote for me in the category Best New Voice.

    😀 😎

    Koen got my vote

    Thanks 😀

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  • December 26, 2013 at 6:28 am

    #1675942

    Merry christmas everyone, and in case I don't come back in time, a happy new year as well.

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  • December 26, 2013 at 8:42 am

    #1675954

    Right now, if I were in one of those old-time jungle movies, I'd be saying "I don't like it, it's too quiet."

    I could've parked just about anywhere in the lot or structure this morning. Was the first guy to the office, and there's only something like 4 of us in here today (normally more like ~20-30 of us)...

    Tempted to ask the boss if I can bug out and just work 4hrs...

    Also: To all, hope you had a happy holiday!

    To Lynn: You and everyone there, stay safe!

  • December 26, 2013 at 8:58 am

    #1675958

    Revenant (12/24/2013)

    Revenant (12/24/2013)

    L' Eomot Inversé (12/24/2013)

    Merry Christmas to all. And may your pork chops arrive peacefully on plates, not violently on your occiputs.

    In my Christmas tradition, it is a carp today, and a fowl (in my case duck) tomorrow.

    I just want to renew my promise that whenever you are near this postal code, I will make my best to convince you that there is such thing as drinkable bourbon.

    Other threadizens, we can always haggle over the bill, but I hope we will get together, soon.

    Merry Christmas to all people of good will - among which I trust and hope to count you.

    Steve, I have a QA request: please add a 'Do not count towards messages posted' check box for a reply.

    I feel really guilty sending a message to a friend - Tom, in this case - as opposed to, say, answering a plight of a poor soul in India who needs help on a Sunday PST.

    Thanks, and the most Merry Christmas, Steve.

    I'm not sure this is worth the work, but I understand the sentiment. We are talking about ways we can make some posts count more than others, or perhaps, less.

  • December 26, 2013 at 8:59 am

    #1675959

    Merry Christmas to all and Happy Holidays.

    Out of town yesterday, so no posts for me, but I hope everyone had a peaceful, happy day.

  • December 26, 2013 at 9:05 am

    #1675961

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/26/2013)

    Revenant (12/24/2013)

    Revenant (12/24/2013)

    L' Eomot Inversé (12/24/2013)

    Merry Christmas to all. And may your pork chops arrive peacefully on plates, not violently on your occiputs.

    In my Christmas tradition, it is a carp today, and a fowl (in my case duck) tomorrow.

    I just want to renew my promise that whenever you are near this postal code, I will make my best to convince you that there is such thing as drinkable bourbon.

    Other threadizens, we can always haggle over the bill, but I hope we will get together, soon.

    Merry Christmas to all people of good will - among which I trust and hope to count you.

    Steve, I have a QA request: please add a 'Do not count towards messages posted' check box for a reply.

    I feel really guilty sending a message to a friend - Tom, in this case - as opposed to, say, answering a plight of a poor soul in India who needs help on a Sunday PST.

    Thanks, and the most Merry Christmas, Steve.

    I'm not sure this is worth the work, but I understand the sentiment. We are talking about ways we can make some posts count more than others, or perhaps, less.

    I'm not sure I see the point in the points anyway. They are not worth anything... unless, Steve, you can turn them into Bitcoin!?!? That would be 😎

    Tom

  • December 26, 2013 at 9:19 am

    #1675964

    Revenant (12/24/2013)

    Steve, I have a QA request: please add a 'Do not count towards messages posted' check box for a reply.

    Or perhaps, don't count messages posted in "The Thread"??? Not sure how others feel about that.

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

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  • December 26, 2013 at 10:55 am

    #1675981

    WayneS (12/26/2013)

    Revenant (12/24/2013)

    Steve, I have a QA request: please add a 'Do not count towards messages posted' check box for a reply.

    Or perhaps, don't count messages posted in "The Thread"??? Not sure how others feel about that.

    Wut? It's my main source of points. I'm lost without it!

    :hehe:

    (just kidding though)

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  • December 26, 2013 at 11:11 am

    #1675986

    Revenant (12/24/2013)

    Revenant (12/24/2013)

    L' Eomot Inversé (12/24/2013)

    Merry Christmas to all. And may your pork chops arrive peacefully on plates, not violently on your occiputs.

    In my Christmas tradition, it is a carp today, and a fowl (in my case duck) tomorrow.

    I just want to renew my promise that whenever you are near this postal code, I will make my best to convince you that there is such thing as drinkable bourbon.

    Other threadizens, we can always haggle over the bill, but I hope we will get together, soon.

    Merry Christmas to all people of good will - among which I trust and hope to count you.

    Steve, I have a QA request: please add a 'Do not count towards messages posted' check box for a reply.

    I feel really guilty sending a message to a friend - Tom, in this case - as opposed to, say, answering a plight of a poor soul in India who needs help on a Sunday PST.

    Thanks, and the most Merry Christmas, Steve.

    Don't feel guilty - there are many good reasons to "count" those posts even if you are trying to keep an accurate measurement of "helpfulness". It may not have answered a particular technical question, but it may have:

    --Helped build/grow the SQL Server community

    --Improved relationships between professionals

    --Encouraged others to participate on the forums by building a comfortable environment (Not just Tom, but all us lurkers like a nice friendly place to hang out)

    --Perhaps Tom needed a lifting of spirit or feeling of friendship (not saying you do Tom, just sayn' it could have)

    --Several others that don't come to mind right off, I'm sure.

    There have been times that I've gone to lunch with a group just to build better relationships... I called it work, and in my opinion this falls under the same general heading. Just because our chatter is lighter in this thread doesn't make it unimportant. In my mind, it's just as important as some of the other threads that are more technical in nature. I know that without the thread, I probably wouldn't visit SSC as often, nor have as frequent interaction with good, high-caliber SQL folk. So thank you for helping make this a nice water cooler to hang out around.

    Chad

  • December 26, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    #1676004

    There have been times that I've gone to lunch with a group just to build better relationships... I called it work, and in my opinion this falls under the same general heading. Just because our chatter is lighter in this thread doesn't make it unimportant. In my mind, it's just as important as some of the other threads that are more technical in nature. I know that without the thread, I probably wouldn't visit SSC as often, nor have as frequent interaction with good, high-caliber SQL folk. So thank you for helping make this a nice water cooler to hang out around

    +1

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

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  • December 26, 2013 at 2:10 pm

    #1676018

    bitbucket-25253 (12/26/2013)

    There have been times that I've gone to lunch with a group just to build better relationships... I called it work, and in my opinion this falls under the same general heading. Just because our chatter is lighter in this thread doesn't make it unimportant. In my mind, it's just as important as some of the other threads that are more technical in nature. I know that without the thread, I probably wouldn't visit SSC as often, nor have as frequent interaction with good, high-caliber SQL folk. So thank you for helping make this a nice water cooler to hang out around

    +1

    Well said - thanks.

    Steve, I retract my suggestion. 🙂

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