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  • Thanks everyone

    L' Eomot Inversรฉ (12/6/2013)


    I guess the next thing is for your number of posts to surpass the number of posts in the thread. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    I did have more posts than the Thread for quite a while, but it overtook me.

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  • GilaMonster (12/6/2013)


    Thanks everyone

    L' Eomot Inversรฉ (12/6/2013)


    I guess the next thing is for your number of posts to surpass the number of posts in the thread. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    I did have more posts than the Thread for quite a while, but it overtook me.

    You know, I'm pretty certain that if *you* were to ask, everyone would stop posting to the Thread to let you catch up.

    And congrats! Let's hope that Steve has defined the score field as bigint for your future growth. :w00t:

    Fal.

  • Fal (12/9/2013)


    GilaMonster (12/6/2013)


    Thanks everyone

    L' Eomot Inversรฉ (12/6/2013)


    I guess the next thing is for your number of posts to surpass the number of posts in the thread. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    I did have more posts than the Thread for quite a while, but it overtook me.

    You know, I'm pretty certain that if *you* were to ask, everyone would stop posting to the Thread to let you catch up.

    And congrats! Let's hope that Steve has defined the score field as bigint for your future growth. :w00t:

    Fal.

    Edit: moved outside the quote where it belongs.

    Or, just let all the Threadizens know your login creds, so we can drive up your points for you! :w00t::w00t:

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  • WayneS (12/9/2013)


    Fal (12/9/2013)


    GilaMonster (12/6/2013)


    Thanks everyone

    L' Eomot Inversรฉ (12/6/2013)


    I guess the next thing is for your number of posts to surpass the number of posts in the thread. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    I did have more posts than the Thread for quite a while, but it overtook me.

    You know, I'm pretty certain that if *you* were to ask, everyone would stop posting to the Thread to let you catch up.

    And congrats! Let's hope that Steve has defined the score field as bigint for your future growth. :w00t:

    Or, just let all the Threadizens know your login creds, so we can drive up your points for you! :w00t::w00t:

    Fal.

    OI!

    Someone is misquoting me to make it look like I am suggesting fraudulent activity.

    :crazy:

  • Fal (12/9/2013)


    GilaMonster (12/6/2013)


    Thanks everyone

    L' Eomot Inversรฉ (12/6/2013)


    I guess the next thing is for your number of posts to surpass the number of posts in the thread. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    I did have more posts than the Thread for quite a while, but it overtook me.

    You know, I'm pretty certain that if *you* were to ask, everyone would stop posting to the Thread to let you catch up.

    And congrats! Let's hope that Steve has defined the score field as bigint for your future growth. :w00t:

    Fal.

    Sure, we could stop posting to the thread.

    We'd just have to start posting to the SPAWN of Thread. Maybe call it CXPACKET or something

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    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
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    For better assistance in answering your questions
    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • A little late, but congrats Gail! Truly impressive feat.

    Sorry for extending the lead of the thread over you :Whistling:



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  • Keith Tate (12/9/2013)


    A little late, but congrats Gail! Truly impressive feat.

    Sorry for extending the lead of the thread over you :Whistling:

    Oops, I just extended the lead again.

    Dang it, so sorry. :ermm:

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  • SQLRNNR (12/9/2013)


    Keith Tate (12/9/2013)


    A little late, but congrats Gail! Truly impressive feat.

    Sorry for extending the lead of the thread over you :Whistling:

    Oops, I just extended the lead again.

    Dang it, so sorry. :ermm:

    C'mon guys, she's never gonna get back in front if we keep making posts. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  • Congrats Gail. I think the creep of the Thread may have reached unstoppable speed at this point. ๐Ÿ˜›

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  • Sean Lange (12/10/2013)


    Congrats Gail. I think the creep of the Thread may have reached unstoppable speed at this point. ๐Ÿ˜›

    Just who is that creep this week?

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  • SQLRNNR (12/10/2013)


    Sean Lange (12/10/2013)


    Congrats Gail. I think the creep of the Thread may have reached unstoppable speed at this point. ๐Ÿ˜›

    Just who is that creep this week?

    I am pretty sure it is my turn this week. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 โ€“ Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
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    Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/

  • SQLRNNR (12/10/2013)


    Sean Lange (12/10/2013)


    Congrats Gail. I think the creep of the Thread may have reached unstoppable speed at this point. ๐Ÿ˜›

    Just who is that creep this week?

    Wouldn't the Creep of the Thread be "lurking"? Waiting for it's chance to post? :w00t:

  • Fal (12/10/2013)


    SQLRNNR (12/10/2013)


    Sean Lange (12/10/2013)


    Congrats Gail. I think the creep of the Thread may have reached unstoppable speed at this point. ๐Ÿ˜›

    Just who is that creep this week?

    Wouldn't the Creep of the Thread be "lurking"? Waiting for it's chance to post? :w00t:

    Maybe. But since s/he is gaining speed, s/he is probably not waiting anymore.

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