September 5, 2013 at 3:04 pm
SQLRNNR (9/5/2013)
Stefan Krzywicki (9/5/2013)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/5/2013)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=424_1378224156Let's stick Jeff in this interview 😉
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Yeah, I'd either have gotten the job at more than I was asking or I'd have punched someone.
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September 5, 2013 at 4:24 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (9/5/2013)
SQLRNNR (9/5/2013)
Stefan Krzywicki (9/5/2013)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/5/2013)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=424_1378224156Let's stick Jeff in this interview 😉
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There was an extra br in Steve's url
Yeah, I'd either have gotten the job at more than I was asking or I'd have punched someone.
I think I'd have thrown something through the huge TV
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September 5, 2013 at 6:04 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/5/2013)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=424_1378224156Let's stick Jeff in this interview 😉
BWAAA-HAAAA!!!! Don't forget... I take porkchops to interviews, as well. And I don't just get even, I get ahead. Someone would look real funny with that TV sticking out of their saddle-padding and a car full of quick drying cement. 😉
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
September 5, 2013 at 6:09 pm
ChrisM@Work (9/5/2013)
Sean Lange (9/4/2013)
Well this post is my 10,000th point. I guess I have proved I too can waste lots of time answering forums posts instead of doing my actual job. Thanks everyone for letting me hang around all these years. 😀Nice work, Sean. You've crafted some exceptional work in them there 10,000 posts and I reckon you've raised the bar for the overall quality of code especially for the "low hanging fruit", which, if it isn't addressed early, appears to attract shelf-stacker coders.
My thoughts, exactly. Well said Chris and very well done Sean!
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
September 6, 2013 at 7:21 am
Jeff Moden (9/5/2013)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/5/2013)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=424_1378224156Let's stick Jeff in this interview 😉
BWAAA-HAAAA!!!! Don't forget... I take porkchops to interviews, as well. And I don't just get even, I get ahead. Someone would look real funny with that TV sticking out of their saddle-padding and a car full of quick drying cement. 😉
And here I was thinking cement down the toilet at that place of business.
Though the prank was pretty funny.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 6, 2013 at 7:55 am
Jeff Moden (9/5/2013)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/5/2013)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=424_1378224156Let's stick Jeff in this interview 😉
BWAAA-HAAAA!!!! Don't forget... I take porkchops to interviews, as well. And I don't just get even, I get ahead. Someone would look real funny with that TV sticking out of their saddle-padding and a car full of quick drying cement. 😉
Be worth capturing the look on your face.
Interest? Fascination? Terror? Zzzzzzzzz?
September 6, 2013 at 8:28 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/6/2013)
Jeff Moden (9/5/2013)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/5/2013)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=424_1378224156Let's stick Jeff in this interview 😉
BWAAA-HAAAA!!!! Don't forget... I take porkchops to interviews, as well. And I don't just get even, I get ahead. Someone would look real funny with that TV sticking out of their saddle-padding and a car full of quick drying cement. 😉
Be worth capturing the look on your face.
Interest? Fascination? Terror? Zzzzzzzzz?
Hard to tell with that beard:-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
September 6, 2013 at 9:22 am
SQLRNNR (9/6/2013)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/6/2013)
Jeff Moden (9/5/2013)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (9/5/2013)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=424_1378224156Let's stick Jeff in this interview 😉
BWAAA-HAAAA!!!! Don't forget... I take porkchops to interviews, as well. And I don't just get even, I get ahead. Someone would look real funny with that TV sticking out of their saddle-padding and a car full of quick drying cement. 😉
Be worth capturing the look on your face.
Interest? Fascination? Terror? Zzzzzzzzz?
Hard to tell with that beard:-D
Since they turn out the lights, I'd take the opportunity for a quick nap while waiting for the cement truck to arrive. I always need a nap after working to make a large TV fit into someones saddle-padding. 🙂
--Jeff Moden
Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
September 7, 2013 at 8:56 am
Lynn Pettis (9/7/2013)
I have a weird situation here.Any thoughts or suggestions would be welcome.
Solved my problem. Turns out the two tables weren't 100% structurally the same. One of them had a d*** trigger on it. I'll worry about the trigger later, but we know what needs to be done in the future at least.
September 7, 2013 at 12:17 pm
SQL Saturday in Cape Town today was awesome. Took a whole lot of new knowledge away from it. And, as to be expected, Gail's presentation on "Do's and Don'ts of Database Corruption" was top of the cream. Thanks, Gail! Hope you'll be back next year 🙂
September 7, 2013 at 12:39 pm
Jan Van der Eecken (9/7/2013)
And, as to be expected, Gail's presentation on "Do's and Don'ts of Database Corruption" was top of the cream. Thanks, Gail!
You're welcome.
And now, as a reward, all the forum's corruption questions are belong to you. 😀
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 7, 2013 at 12:56 pm
GilaMonster (9/7/2013)
Jan Van der Eecken (9/7/2013)
And, as to be expected, Gail's presentation on "Do's and Don'ts of Database Corruption" was top of the cream. Thanks, Gail!You're welcome.
And now, as a reward, all the forum's corruption questions are belong to you. 😀
:w00t::w00t::w00t: Check my signature 😀
September 7, 2013 at 2:07 pm
GilaMonster (9/7/2013)
Jan Van der Eecken (9/7/2013)
And, as to be expected, Gail's presentation on "Do's and Don'ts of Database Corruption" was top of the cream. Thanks, Gail!You're welcome.
And now, as a reward, all the forum's corruption questions are belong to you. 😀
BTW, I sent you a PM with one of the pics you took using my phone attached.
Ed: Sounded like you pinched my phone...
September 7, 2013 at 3:29 pm
Jan Van der Eecken (9/3/2013)
SQLRNNR (9/2/2013)
Koen Verbeeck (9/1/2013)
GilaMonster (8/31/2013)
Just ....Microsoft will no longer offer Masters and Architect level training rotations and will be retiring the Masters level certification exams as of October 1, 2013.
Sent late on a Friday night, right before a USA long weekend.
At least I no longer have to worry about budgeting for the upgrade exam.
That's just sad.
For those that haven't seen it yet
Connect Item on the Retirement of MCM
And a lengthy summary of the whole thing
http://jasonbrimhall.info/2013/09/02/rare-species-extinction-and-the-mcm/
Tried to vote for it, but then I get
"The system has encountered an unexpected error. We apologize for the inconvenience. The issue will be addressed as quickly as possible."
And now I get a "Page Not Found" error instead?
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