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  • July 26, 2013 at 9:35 am

    #1636210

    L' Eomot Inversé (7/24/2013)

    I haven't got enough hair to have bad hair days 🙂

    BWAAA-HAAA!!! I've got tons of hair. I'm just not allowed to show it in the office... HR violation and all that. 😛

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • July 26, 2013 at 9:55 am

    #1636218

    Jeff Moden (7/26/2013)

    L' Eomot Inversé (7/24/2013)

    I haven't got enough hair to have bad hair days 🙂

    BWAAA-HAAA!!! I've got tons of hair. I'm just not allowed to show it in the office... HR violation and all that. 😛

    :unsure:

  • July 26, 2013 at 10:10 am

    #1636226

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/26/2013)

    Jeff Moden (7/26/2013)

    L' Eomot Inversé (7/24/2013)

    I haven't got enough hair to have bad hair days 🙂

    BWAAA-HAAA!!! I've got tons of hair. I'm just not allowed to show it in the office... HR violation and all that. 😛

    :unsure:

    http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6762775/nascar-fan-has-number-shaved-into-back-hair

  • July 26, 2013 at 10:14 am

    #1636231

    Jeff Moden (7/26/2013)

    L' Eomot Inversé (7/24/2013)

    I haven't got enough hair to have bad hair days 🙂

    BWAAA-HAAA!!! I've got tons of hair. I'm just not allowed to show it in the office... HR violation and all that. 😛

    I need a brain scrub to get that mental picture out of my head.

    Jason Wolfkill

  • July 26, 2013 at 11:23 am

    #1636254

    Jeff Moden (7/26/2013)

    L' Eomot Inversé (7/24/2013)

    I haven't got enough hair to have bad hair days 🙂

    BWAAA-HAAA!!! I've got tons of hair. I'm just not allowed to show it in the office... HR violation and all that. 😛

    :alien::sick:

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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  • July 26, 2013 at 11:46 am

    #1636268

    Jeff Moden (7/26/2013)

    L' Eomot Inversé (7/24/2013)

    I haven't got enough hair to have bad hair days 🙂

    BWAAA-HAAA!!! I've got tons of hair. I'm just not allowed to show it in the office... HR violation and all that. 😛

    Ah, you're just working in the wrong *kind* of office. Some offices, showing off that hair would get your more work...

    :hehe:

  • July 29, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    #1636730

    Just curious - how many like that new tile look on the home page?

    FWIW: I prefer the older images over these tiles.

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes

    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
    Links:
    For better assistance in answering your questions
    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • July 29, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    #1636736

    WayneS (7/29/2013)

    Just curious - how many like that new tile look on the home page?

    FWIW: I prefer the older images over these tiles.

    It's all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pRUGsB1qGY all the time, everywhere.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • July 29, 2013 at 12:46 pm

    #1636742

    WayneS (7/29/2013)

    Just curious - how many like that new tile look on the home page?

    FWIW: I prefer the older images over these tiles.

    I like the new look.

    Need an answer? No, you need a question
    My blog at https://sqlkover.com.
    MCSE Business Intelligence - Microsoft Data Platform MVP

  • July 29, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    #1636744

    WayneS (7/29/2013)

    Just curious - how many like that new tile look on the home page?

    FWIW: I prefer the older images over these tiles.

    I didn't even really notice, I guess because the general layout hasn't changed, only the "icon" next to the various article links...

    So, doesn't matter, as long as I can find what I want quick...

    😎

  • July 29, 2013 at 12:51 pm

    #1636746

    Grant Fritchey (7/29/2013)

    WayneS (7/29/2013)

    Just curious - how many like that new tile look on the home page?

    FWIW: I prefer the older images over these tiles.

    It's all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pRUGsB1qGY all the time, everywhere.

    You mean

    Need an answer? No, you need a question
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  • July 29, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    #1636759

    WayneS (7/29/2013)

    Just curious - how many like that new tile look on the home page?

    FWIW: I prefer the older images over these tiles.

    I think it's pretty ugly and boring.

    Tom

  • July 29, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    #1636787

    L' Eomot Inversé (7/29/2013)

    WayneS (7/29/2013)

    Just curious - how many like that new tile look on the home page?

    FWIW: I prefer the older images over these tiles.

    I think it's pretty ugly and boring.

    I agree. I threw up in my mouth when I saw the icon change to tiles today.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • July 29, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    #1636789

    Grant Fritchey (7/29/2013)

    WayneS (7/29/2013)

    Just curious - how many like that new tile look on the home page?

    FWIW: I prefer the older images over these tiles.

    It's all http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pRUGsB1qGY all the time, everywhere.

    FTR - that video induced a full-on puke fest.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • July 30, 2013 at 12:46 am

    #1636840

    SQLRNNR (7/29/2013)

    L' Eomot Inversé (7/29/2013)

    WayneS (7/29/2013)

    Just curious - how many like that new tile look on the home page?

    FWIW: I prefer the older images over these tiles.

    I think it's pretty ugly and boring.

    I agree. I threw up in my mouth when I saw the icon change to tiles today.

    Your body seems to have a serious allergic reaction to change. 🙂

    Need an answer? No, you need a question
    My blog at https://sqlkover.com.
    MCSE Business Intelligence - Microsoft Data Platform MVP

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