Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)


    Jack Corbett (6/13/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (6/13/2013)


    jasona.work (6/13/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (6/13/2013)


    Grant Fritchey (6/13/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (6/13/2013)


    Grant Fritchey (6/13/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (6/13/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)


    Sean Lange (6/13/2013)


    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/13/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)


    Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.

    Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)

    By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?

    http://xkcd.com/1222/

    Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.

    ACK!

    I posted the wrong cartoon.

    Take a stab at this one, Brandie.

    http://xkcd.com/1221/[/url]

    Dr Who?

    I don't know...oh wait, he is on third.

    Sean got it !! 😀

    Yep, it took me a minute too when I first saw it. Hard to recognize Abbot and Costello as stick figures.

    Pretty sure who is on first.

    That's what I'm asking.

    He's on second.

    Who's on second?

    No, What's on second, Who is on first?

    I don't know!

    Third Base!

    I don't give a damn.

    SQUIRREL

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Spoilsport...

    😛

  • jasona.work (6/13/2013)


    Spoilsport...

    😛

    😎 :w00t:

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • I will explain...

    No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

    The Doctor is on first.

    The enemy's gate is down.

    __________________________________________________

    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • If the enemy's gate is down, then why is the Stone Table in the clouds? That just has to break one of the three laws.


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)


    I will explain...

    No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

    The Nurse is on second.

    The enemy's gait is down.

    Huh?

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • SQLRNNR (6/13/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)


    I will explain...

    No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

    The Nurse is on second.

    The enemy's gait is down.

    Huh?

    If I've gotten the Nurse to second, the enemy's gait is definately down, as I've outpaced him. He only got to first with her.

    Now, if I could just get her home... the final frontiers would fall to me.

    Edit: Home, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship condom. It's five year mission: to seek out peace with the wife, explore strange new positions, and to boldly go where my children left years ago.


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

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  • Evil Kraig F (6/13/2013)


    SQLRNNR (6/13/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)


    I will explain...

    No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

    The Nurse is on second.

    The enemy's gait is down.

    Huh?

    If I've gotten the Nurse to second, the enemy's gait is definately down, as I've outpaced him. He only got to first with her.

    Now, if I could just get her home... the final frontiers would fall to me.

    Edit: Home, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship condom. It's five year mission: to seek out peace with the wife, explore strange new positions, and to boldly go where my children left years ago.

    S.O.M.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    SQL RNNR
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  • SQLRNNR (6/13/2013)


    S.O.M.

    Hunh?


    - Craig Farrell

    Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.

    For better assistance in answering your questions[/url] | Forum Netiquette
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  • Evil Kraig F (6/13/2013)


    SQLRNNR (6/13/2013)


    S.O.M.

    Hunh?

    Acronym from many moons ago on the thread.

    Spewing on Monitor (or some variation like that).

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
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  • Evil Kraig F (6/13/2013)


    SQLRNNR (6/13/2013)


    S.O.M.

    Hunh?

    We've covered this before in The Thread. You need to go re-read it.

    (Spewing On Monitor)

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
    Links:
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    Performance Problems
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    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • WayneS (6/13/2013)


    Evil Kraig F (6/13/2013)


    SQLRNNR (6/13/2013)


    S.O.M.

    Hunh?

    We've covered this before in The Thread. You need to go re-read it.

    (Spewing On Monitor)

    That is quite a bit of reading at over 40,000 posts.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)


    +1000 to anyone who gets this reference.

    The Curator's bills are sent to Amelia Williams.

    Does the Curator have a magic cat?

    Tom

  • SQLRNNR (6/13/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)


    I will explain...

    No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

    The Nurse is on second.

    The enemy's gait is down.

    Huh?

    When did The Doctor get a sex change?

    If your own gait is down, step it up, Jason. :hehe:

    __________________________________________________

    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)


    SQLRNNR (6/13/2013)


    The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)


    I will explain...

    No, to explain will take too long. I will sum up.

    The Nurse is on second.

    The enemy's gait is down.

    Huh?

    When did The Doctor get a sex change?

    If your own gait is down, step it up, Jason. :hehe:

    Craig's response was far better:-D

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
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    SQL RNNR
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