June 13, 2013 at 5:10 am
dwain.c (6/12/2013)
I can only imagine what it must be like to have SQL Server running in some non-English language. MS probably translated the obtuse into the indecipherable.
Error: 1899-12-32 02:05:13.82
Code: 0xPE13ACK552
Source: Execute SQL Task
Description: Returned command no information on column particles.
Error looked for this is not.
End Error
Error: 1900-00-01 02:05:13.82
Code: 0xPE13ACK552
Source: Execute SQL Task SSIS.Communications
Description: "item "DBCC Timewarp " (86) " parameterized offspring mapped to invalid
terabyte. Memory space splooshed. "VS_NEEDSBRAINBLEACH".
End Error
Information: <Datetime coordinates invalid>
Description: Thank you for using SSIS. Come back again with pepperoni.
End Information
Information: End of Time Warp Cascade Event
..And gum. We like gum.
End Information
June 13, 2013 at 6:24 am
Why can I picture something like that actually being buried in the depths of the SQL / SSIS code?
One of those little "bored programmer" things that's hidden in a comment somewhere...
June 13, 2013 at 6:29 am
jasona.work (6/13/2013)
Why can I picture something like that actually being buried in the depths of the SQL / SSIS code?One of those little "bored programmer" things that's hidden in a comment somewhere...
I had to build a data scrub the other day for a database we're bringing down from production to our Dev/Test environments. I peppered it with science fiction references because I couldn't be bothered to be more creative. By the time I was finished writing it, I was cackling with mad glee and wondering if any of our testers would get the jokes.
There's been no testing yet, so I haven't heard anything yet. But I'm counting down the days... @=)
EDIT: Mr. Skroob's account password is 1234. +100 to anyone who gets the reference.
June 13, 2013 at 6:37 am
Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)
jasona.work (6/13/2013)
Why can I picture something like that actually being buried in the depths of the SQL / SSIS code?One of those little "bored programmer" things that's hidden in a comment somewhere...
I had to build a data scrub the other day for a database we're bringing down from production to our Dev/Test environments. I peppered it with science fiction references because I couldn't be bothered to be more creative. By the time I was finished writing it, I was cackling with mad glee and wondering if any of our testers would get the jokes.
There's been no testing yet, so I haven't heard anything yet. But I'm counting down the days... @=)
EDIT: Mr. Skroob's account password is 1234. +100 to anyone who gets the reference.
Oooh, oooh, Mr. Kot-tair! (a bonus +100 for getting that reference) -
A) The password actually is 12345.
B) That's King Roland's password, not President Skroob's password.
C) "That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"
Jason Wolfkill
June 13, 2013 at 6:40 am
wolfkillj (6/13/2013)
Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)
jasona.work (6/13/2013)
Why can I picture something like that actually being buried in the depths of the SQL / SSIS code?One of those little "bored programmer" things that's hidden in a comment somewhere...
I had to build a data scrub the other day for a database we're bringing down from production to our Dev/Test environments. I peppered it with science fiction references because I couldn't be bothered to be more creative. By the time I was finished writing it, I was cackling with mad glee and wondering if any of our testers would get the jokes.
There's been no testing yet, so I haven't heard anything yet. But I'm counting down the days... @=)
EDIT: Mr. Skroob's account password is 1234. +100 to anyone who gets the reference.
Oooh, oooh, Mr. Kot-tair! (a bonus +100 for getting that reference) -
A) The password actually is 12345.
B) That's King Roland's password, not President Skroob's password.
C) "That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!"
1) You're right. I missed a digit.
2) Skroob actually admits that is indeed the combination on his luggage.
June 13, 2013 at 6:41 am
+1000 to anyone who gets this reference.
The Curator's bills are sent to Amelia Williams.
June 13, 2013 at 7:15 am
Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.
By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?
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June 13, 2013 at 7:21 am
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.
Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)
By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?
Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.
June 13, 2013 at 8:01 am
Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)
jasona.work (6/13/2013)
Why can I picture something like that actually being buried in the depths of the SQL / SSIS code?One of those little "bored programmer" things that's hidden in a comment somewhere...
I had to build a data scrub the other day for a database we're bringing down from production to our Dev/Test environments. I peppered it with science fiction references because I couldn't be bothered to be more creative. By the time I was finished writing it, I was cackling with mad glee and wondering if any of our testers would get the jokes.
There's been no testing yet, so I haven't heard anything yet. But I'm counting down the days... @=)
EDIT: Mr. Skroob's account password is 1234. +100 to anyone who gets the reference.
Was there a Products table? If so, I hope it had a row for Spaceballs - The Flame Thrower!
June 13, 2013 at 8:04 am
Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)
By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?
Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.
ACK!
I posted the wrong cartoon.
Take a stab at this one, Brandie.
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
June 13, 2013 at 8:20 am
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)
By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?
Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.
ACK!
I posted the wrong cartoon.
Take a stab at this one, Brandie.
Seems to be a Dr. Who reference, as whenever the Doctor's companion is asked about him they just say "He's just the Doctor".
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June 13, 2013 at 8:21 am
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)
By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?
Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.
ACK!
I posted the wrong cartoon.
Take a stab at this one, Brandie.
Dr Who?
June 13, 2013 at 8:23 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/13/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)
By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?
Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.
ACK!
I posted the wrong cartoon.
Take a stab at this one, Brandie.
Dr Who?
I don't know...oh wait, he is on third.
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June 13, 2013 at 8:25 am
Steve Thompson-454462 (6/13/2013)
Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)
jasona.work (6/13/2013)
Why can I picture something like that actually being buried in the depths of the SQL / SSIS code?One of those little "bored programmer" things that's hidden in a comment somewhere...
I had to build a data scrub the other day for a database we're bringing down from production to our Dev/Test environments. I peppered it with science fiction references because I couldn't be bothered to be more creative. By the time I was finished writing it, I was cackling with mad glee and wondering if any of our testers would get the jokes.
There's been no testing yet, so I haven't heard anything yet. But I'm counting down the days... @=)
EDIT: Mr. Skroob's account password is 1234. +100 to anyone who gets the reference.
Was there a Products table? If so, I hope it had a row for Spaceballs - The Flame Thrower!
The kids love it!
😀
June 13, 2013 at 8:26 am
Sean Lange (6/13/2013)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (6/13/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Brandie Tarvin (6/13/2013)
The Dixie Flatline (6/13/2013)
Don't talk to me about time. Time is my business.Dixie, I could kiss you for this. @=)
By the way, does anybody else get this cartoon? Or do you have to be just the right age and just the right shade of geeky?
Actually, I do get it. The final panel is him doing exactly the opposite of what he was saying, keeping silent, because he never does talk about those things, and obsessing.
ACK!
I posted the wrong cartoon.
Take a stab at this one, Brandie.
Dr Who?
I don't know...oh wait, he is on third.
Sean got it !! 😀
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills
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