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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 1

Luke L (5/4/2009)
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wiki+warren+zevon&l=1

Be nice. 😉

I'd have googled it if I'd had a clue what to google for.

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Jack Corbett SSC Guru Points: 184394 More actions · Answer 2

GilaMonster (5/4/2009)
Luke L (5/4/2009)
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wiki+warren+zevon&l=1
Be nice. 😉
I'd have googled it if I'd had a clue what to google for.

Yeah, take it easy on Gail, she can't help it if she is too young to be familiar with Warren Zevon.

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Luke L SSC-Dedicated Points: 35547 More actions · Answer 3

GilaMonster (5/4/2009)
Luke L (5/4/2009)
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=wiki+warren+zevon&l=1
Be nice. 😉
I'd have googled it if I'd had a clue what to google for.

'Tis why I didn't make the link clickable :Whistling:

Figured you'd just pick out the search string. Or perhaps that seeing the name might be enough to jog your memory, although I wasn't sure since you're from South Africa. Not sure how much airplay he would have gotten down there.

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The Dixie Flatline SSC Guru Points: 53354 More actions · Answer 4

Gail,

Warren Zevon was a singer/songwriter who died a few years ago. One of his greatest hits was a song called "Werewolves of London", which I just parodied. Parodies are usually not considered copyright infringement. The actual lyrics were:

I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic's... and his hair was perfect.

"Lawyers, Guns, and Money" was my favorite song that he wrote, followed closely by "Excitable Boy", which as Jimmy Buffett might say is a love song from a different point of view. Third favorite is "Keep Me In Your Heart For A While" which he did while dying of cancer.

Next week.... Randy Newman.

Bob

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 5

First, let me clarify that I learned about lmgtfy from another poster on SSC (name unknown); but it looks like I've created a monster by using it myself as it seems others are join in the fun... 😉

Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398886 More actions · Answer 6

Bob Hovious (5/4/2009)
Gail,
Warren Zevon was a singer/songwriter who died a few years ago. One of his greatest hits was a song called "Werewolves of London", which I just parodied. Parodies are usually not considered copyright infringement. The actual lyrics were:
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colad at Trader Vic's... and his hair was perfect.
"Lawyers, Guns, and Money" was my favorite song that he wrote, followed closely by "Excitable Boy", which as Jimmy Buffett might say is a love song from a different point of view. Third favorite is "Keep Me In Your Heart For A While" which he did while dying of cancer.
Next week.... Randy Newman.
Bob

Or "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner." I loved that one.

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Luke L SSC-Dedicated Points: 35547 More actions · Answer 7

Lynn Pettis (5/4/2009)
First, let me clarify that I learned about lmgtfy from another poster on SSC (name unknown); but it looks like I've created a monster by using it myself as it seems others are join in the fun... 😉

Gotta say it's probably one of the best uses of the google API's to date.

-Luke.

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 8

Luke L (5/4/2009)
Or perhaps that seeing the name might be enough to jog your memory, although I wasn't sure since you're from South Africa. Not sure how much airplay he would have gotten down there.

Wouldn't know. Probably a fair bit but too long ago for me to remember. The name's familiar, but I've never heard the song.

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RBarryYoung SSC Guru Points: 143329 More actions · Answer 9

Grant Fritchey (5/4/2009)
Bob Hovious (5/4/2009)
Gail,
Warren Zevon was a singer/songwriter who died a few years ago. One of his greatest hits was a song called "Werewolves of London", which I just parodied. Parodies are usually not considered copyright infringement. The actual lyrics were:
I saw a werewolf drinking a pina colad at Trader Vic's... and his hair was perfect.
"Lawyers, Guns, and Money" was my favorite song that he wrote, followed closely by "Excitable Boy", which as Jimmy Buffett might say is a love song from a different point of view. Third favorite is "Keep Me In Your Heart For A While" which he did while dying of cancer.
Next week.... Randy Newman.
Bob
Or "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner." I loved that one.

Yeah, Roland was one of my favorites too. He just had so many good songs.

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john.arnott SSChampion Points: 11882 More actions · Answer 10

Zevon was a marvelous songwriter. I expected you, Gail, to maybe be familiar with "Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner" as it tells a story set on your continent, one of a mercenary in the Congo wars of the 1960's. In my book, his work is up there with Springsteen, Leonard Cohen and Bob Dylan for imagery and sharply drawn characterizations -- well worth the effort to get familiar with.

Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 11

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Anyone else as confused as me about this one?

Roy Ernest SSC-Dedicated Points: 38780 More actions · Answer 12

I got lost there.... :crazy:

And Lynn, Thanks for the comment on my article 🙂

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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 13

Lynn Pettis (5/4/2009)
Anyone else as confused as me about this one?

I'm assuming you mean anyone other than the OP, who is at least as confused as you are.

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David Webb-CDS SSCoach Points: 17398 More actions · Answer 14

I got $10 that says he deleted the table and believes he can recreate it from the views.

And then again, I might be wrong ...
David Webb

john.arnott SSChampion Points: 11882 More actions · Answer 15

David Webb (5/4/2009)
I got $10 that says he deleted the table and believes he can recreate it from the views.

:hehe:ROFL:hehe:

But I ain't taking that bet either...