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  • Brandie Tarvin (5/13/2013)


    Workflow Logic for Kids[/url]

    What do you think?

    Looks great to me! I'm so glad it worked so well. The little girl who wanted to do more is really encouraging and endearing.

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  • Threadzians, I could use some help with my own personal RBAR horror story here. It's not that we want to do RBAR, but that we really don't seem to have much of a choice.

    Please.

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  • Brandie Tarvin (5/13/2013)


    Workflow Logic for Kids[/url]

    What do you think?

    I like it!

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  • Brandie Tarvin (5/13/2013)


    Workflow Logic for Kids[/url]

    What do you think?

    That is great Brandie. What a great idea that blossomed into something really spectacular. I suspect that those kids will remember that day for the rest of their lives. This is a such a good idea I am thinking of doing a similar exercise with the cub scouts.

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  • <rant>

    I find it annoying that vendors throw somebody into a title such as Sr Database Support Analyst and the person is incapable of doing the job.

    Provide an execution plan and they can't figure it out.

    Provide performance statistics and it is over their head.

    Provide diagnostics queries and they are flummoxed because it is over their head.

    Don't be throwing around MCDBA and Sr Database Support Analyst if you don't know what it really is that you are doing.

    If everything you are given has to go to your dev team to figure out what it means - then change your title and strip MCDBA off your signature.

    </rant>

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
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  • SQLRNNR (5/13/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (5/13/2013)


    Workflow Logic for Kids[/url]

    What do you think?

    I like it!

    I like it as well. My kids are older, but I like the idea. I know Boy Scouts has a Robotics merit badge and is close to putting a Game Design one out. I may use this for those.

  • Brandie Tarvin (5/13/2013)


    Workflow Logic for Kids[/url]

    What do you think?

    Wonderful writeup for an excellent exercise with the little ones! Great job (for both) Brandie!

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
    Links:
    For better assistance in answering your questions
    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • SQLRNNR (5/13/2013)


    <rant>

    I find it annoying that vendors throw somebody into a title such as Sr Database Support Analyst and the person is incapable of doing the job.

    Provide an execution plan and they can't figure it out.

    Provide performance statistics and it is over their head.

    Provide diagnostics queries and they are flummoxed because it is over their head.

    Don't be throwing around MCDBA and Sr Database Support Analyst if you don't know what it really is that you are doing.

    If everything you are given has to go to your dev team to figure out what it means - then change your title and strip MCDBA off your signature.

    </rant>

    The problem is, people picking titles, or approving them, don't know what this means. Plenty of vendors don't employ DBAs. Therefore they can't reasonably expect or evaluate candidates. Someone with 1 year of experience 12 times presents well, fits the job as they know it, and demands the title. They give it to him.

    I had a few pieces years ago asking what people thought someone should know. Not a great response. Maybe I should put this up there as a living list of some sort.

  • Brandie Tarvin (5/13/2013)


    Workflow Logic for Kids[/url]

    What do you think?

    From the mouths of the babes: my 6 years old grandson loves it.

  • Revenant (5/13/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (5/13/2013)


    Workflow Logic for Kids[/url]

    What do you think?

    From the mouths of the babes: my 6 years old grandson loves it.

    What is he programming?

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (5/13/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (5/13/2013)


    Workflow Logic for Kids[/url]

    What do you think?

    Looks great to me! I'm so glad it worked so well. The little girl who wanted to do more is really encouraging and endearing.

    There were stars in her eyes as she went to work on the next one. She was seeing great things. I hope this jumpstarts an amazing career for her.

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  • So I'm thinking that this Workflow Logic for Kids is something I'd like to push to more than just our little community. Not only would it encourage children to explore programming as a career, but it might push them more into sciences and math.

    That being the case, and since y'all seem to like the post so much, would you mind linking to it in other communities?

    And of course feel free to use the burger example or redo what I wrote about to teach kids in your communities if you want / have the opportunity.

    Also, if you do use it, comments on the post about your experiences or adding new thoughts on the process would be greatly appreciated.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin (5/13/2013)


    So I'm thinking that this Workflow Logic for Kids is something I'd like to push to more than just our little community. Not only would it encourage children to explore programming as a career, but it might push them more into sciences and math.

    That being the case, and since y'all seem to like the post so much, would you mind linking to it in other communities?

    And of course feel free to use the burger example or redo what I wrote about to teach kids in your communities if you want / have the opportunity.

    Also, if you do use it, comments on the post about your experiences or adding new thoughts on the process would be greatly appreciated.

    A small suggestion: to make the decision more obvious (or easier to follow), I would make the arrows green for 'yes' and orange for 'no'.

  • Revenant (5/13/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (5/13/2013)


    So I'm thinking that this Workflow Logic for Kids is something I'd like to push to more than just our little community. Not only would it encourage children to explore programming as a career, but it might push them more into sciences and math.

    That being the case, and since y'all seem to like the post so much, would you mind linking to it in other communities?

    And of course feel free to use the burger example or redo what I wrote about to teach kids in your communities if you want / have the opportunity.

    Also, if you do use it, comments on the post about your experiences or adding new thoughts on the process would be greatly appreciated.

    A small suggestion: to make the decision more obvious (or easier to follow), I would make the arrows green for 'yes' and orange for 'no'.

    AHHa. I like that suggestion. I will update the pic by the end of the day.

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin (5/13/2013)


    Threadzians, I could use some help with my own personal RBAR horror story here. It's not that we want to do RBAR, but that we really don't seem to have much of a choice.

    Please.

    I posted a set-based solution there for you.

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
    Links:
    For better assistance in answering your questions
    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

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