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  • Well there you go! I was obviously too busy with making sure everything was OK!

    Rodders...

  • I love it when I find out I don't need to do something I thought I'd need to do because of something I did...

    I'm all set to shrink a DB when a little more digging shows me that the other DBs on the server live on another drive entirely, and I could free up ~40GB by deleting the backup I took over the weekend before starting anything...

    No weekend work on it for me!

    So, how about the Red Wings last night?

    :hehe:

  • jasona.work (5/7/2013)


    I love it when I find out I don't need to do something I thought I'd need to do because of something I did...

    I'm all set to shrink a DB when a little more digging shows me that the other DBs on the server live on another drive entirely, and I could free up ~40GB by deleting the backup I took over the weekend before starting anything...

    No weekend work on it for me!

    So, how about the Red Wings last night?

    :hehe:

    YAY on both counts

    Go Wings

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
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  • jasona.work (5/7/2013)


    So, how about the Red Wings last night?

    :hehe:

    They were a little spicy. Could have used more teryaki sauce.

    Oh, wait... You were talking the red-colored buffalo wings, right?

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • I'm nominating ChrisM@Work for saint hood.

    And, he should be charging for the amount of work he's doing for one company in India. A lot.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

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  • Grant Fritchey (5/8/2013)


    I'm nominating ChrisM@Work for saint hood.

    Hey! I can be mean!

    And, he should be charging for the amount of work he's doing for one company in India. A lot.

    I'm still living off all the beer you lot bought me last friday night 😉

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
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  • You know, having a window at work can be both a boon and a curse...

    Boon because, especially if it opens, you can get fresh air, bright sunshine...

    Curse for the exact same reasons, especially on nice days...

    I keep feeling the breeze on my neck, and wishing I'd tossed my golf clubs in the trunk of the car so I could sneak out early...

  • jasona.work (5/8/2013)


    You know, having a window at work can be both a boon and a curse...

    Boon because, especially if it opens, you can get fresh air, bright sunshine...

    Curse for the exact same reasons, especially on nice days...

    I keep feeling the breeze on my neck, and wishing I'd tossed my golf clubs in the trunk of the car so I could sneak out early...

    I wish I had this problem. My office is buried near the geometrical center of a second floor of a large building...

  • jasona.work (5/8/2013)


    You know, having a window at work can be both a boon and a curse...

    Boon because, especially if it opens, you can get fresh air, bright sunshine...

    Curse for the exact same reasons, especially on nice days...

    I keep feeling the breeze on my neck, and wishing I'd tossed my golf clubs in the trunk of the car so I could sneak out early...

    Windows that OPEN??!?!

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • Stefan Krzywicki (5/8/2013)


    jasona.work (5/8/2013)


    You know, having a window at work can be both a boon and a curse...

    Boon because, especially if it opens, you can get fresh air, bright sunshine...

    Curse for the exact same reasons, especially on nice days...

    I keep feeling the breeze on my neck, and wishing I'd tossed my golf clubs in the trunk of the car so I could sneak out early...

    Windows that OPEN??!?!

    Well, it is only a two floor building, built way back in the '40s or so...

    Of course, the poor schleps in the newer buildings don't get opening windows...

  • jasona.work (5/8/2013)


    You know, having a window at work can be both a boon and a curse...

    Boon because, especially if it opens, you can get fresh air, bright sunshine...

    Curse for the exact same reasons, especially on nice days...

    I keep feeling the breeze on my neck, and wishing I'd tossed my golf clubs in the trunk of the car so I could sneak out early...

    I'd like to do that as well.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • SQLRNNR (5/8/2013)


    jasona.work (5/8/2013)


    You know, having a window at work can be both a boon and a curse...

    Boon because, especially if it opens, you can get fresh air, bright sunshine...

    Curse for the exact same reasons, especially on nice days...

    I keep feeling the breeze on my neck, and wishing I'd tossed my golf clubs in the trunk of the car so I could sneak out early...

    I'd like to do that as well.

    Ha! We're lucky we get AIR to breathe in these new-fangled buildings! As for actual sunlight...fuggetabahtit. And the air ain't that great, neither.

  • jasona.work (5/8/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (5/8/2013)


    jasona.work (5/8/2013)


    You know, having a window at work can be both a boon and a curse...

    Boon because, especially if it opens, you can get fresh air, bright sunshine...

    Curse for the exact same reasons, especially on nice days...

    I keep feeling the breeze on my neck, and wishing I'd tossed my golf clubs in the trunk of the car so I could sneak out early...

    Windows that OPEN??!?!

    Well, it is only a two floor building, built way back in the '40s or so...

    Of course, the poor schleps in the newer buildings don't get opening windows...

    I'm in an 8 story converted pre-WWI naval warehouse on the 6th floor. Our windows open, mostly, but they're far from me in offices and conference rooms that line the front wall. My air is piped to me and the temperature control... lets say it leaves something to be desired.

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    When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
    --------------------------------------
    It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
    What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • Stefan Krzywicki (5/8/2013)


    jasona.work (5/8/2013)


    You know, having a window at work can be both a boon and a curse...

    Boon because, especially if it opens, you can get fresh air, bright sunshine...

    Curse for the exact same reasons, especially on nice days...

    I keep feeling the breeze on my neck, and wishing I'd tossed my golf clubs in the trunk of the car so I could sneak out early...

    Windows that OPEN??!?!

    The windows here don't open - it's a secured building - but we're on the ground floor, and the surrounding area is heavily landscaped. Last summer a roe deer with two fawns visited two or three times a week right outside the nearest window, munching on the expensively-manicured foreign plants. Cuteness.

    “Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • ChrisM@Work (5/9/2013)


    Stefan Krzywicki (5/8/2013)


    jasona.work (5/8/2013)


    You know, having a window at work can be both a boon and a curse...

    Boon because, especially if it opens, you can get fresh air, bright sunshine...

    Curse for the exact same reasons, especially on nice days...

    I keep feeling the breeze on my neck, and wishing I'd tossed my golf clubs in the trunk of the car so I could sneak out early...

    Windows that OPEN??!?!

    The windows here don't open - it's a secured building - but we're on the ground floor, and the surrounding area is heavily landscaped. Last summer a roe deer with two fawns visited two or three times a week right outside the nearest window, munching on the expensively-manicured foreign plants. Cuteness.

    I won't ever see deer outside this window...

    If I lean back, I can see a HUMVEE, and if I roll towards my cube mate, I can see a Bradley IFV...

    😀

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