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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 1

Grant Fritchey (3/15/2013)
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Steve Jones - SSC Editor (3/15/2013)
hahaha
Should we show him how to work the site?

Yes

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398890 More actions · Answer 2

Stefan Krzywicki (3/15/2013)
Hey Grant,
Good panel last night. Should be more of those.

Thanks! That was a lot of fun. And I didn't make Adam angry more than once or twice, so it was all good.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 3

This thread is now at 39,153 posts. Do we start the countdown now to 40,000?

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SQLRNNR (3/15/2013)
This thread is now at 39,153 posts. Do we start the countdown now to 40,000?

Isn't 39,153 to 40,000 a count up?

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Stefan Krzywicki (3/15/2013)
SQLRNNR (3/15/2013)
This thread is now at 39,153 posts. Do we start the countdown now to 40,000?
Isn't 39,153 to 40,000 a count up?

T - 845

And yes that would be a count up

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 6

Stefan Krzywicki (3/15/2013)
SQLRNNR (3/15/2013)
This thread is now at 39,153 posts. Do we start the countdown now to 40,000?
Isn't 39,153 to 40,000 a count up?

Naw, wait until we are closer and then we start the "99 bottles of beer" routine. :w00t:

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 7

Lynn Pettis (3/15/2013)
Stefan Krzywicki (3/15/2013)
SQLRNNR (3/15/2013)
This thread is now at 39,153 posts. Do we start the countdown now to 40,000?
Isn't 39,153 to 40,000 a count up?
Naw, wait until we are closer and then we start the "99 bottles of beer" routine. :w00t:

The wheels on the bus have started rolling round n round. We can't stop it now.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 8

SQLRNNR (3/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (3/15/2013)
Stefan Krzywicki (3/15/2013)
SQLRNNR (3/15/2013)
This thread is now at 39,153 posts. Do we start the countdown now to 40,000?
Isn't 39,153 to 40,000 a count up?
Naw, wait until we are closer and then we start the "99 bottles of beer" routine. :w00t:
The wheels on the bus have started rolling round n round. We can't stop it now.

But we'd need more than 70 cases of beer to count it properly.

Tom

jasona.work SSC Guru Points: 50117 More actions · Answer 9

842 bottles of beer on the wall!

842 bottles of beer!

😀

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 10

jasona.work (3/15/2013)
842 bottles of beer on the wall!
842 bottles of beer!
😀

I want one.

Sean Lange SSC Guru Points: 286590 More actions · Answer 11

L' Eomot Inversé (3/15/2013)
SQLRNNR (3/15/2013)
Lynn Pettis (3/15/2013)
Stefan Krzywicki (3/15/2013)
SQLRNNR (3/15/2013)
This thread is now at 39,153 posts. Do we start the countdown now to 40,000?
Isn't 39,153 to 40,000 a count up?
Naw, wait until we are closer and then we start the "99 bottles of beer" routine. :w00t:
The wheels on the bus have started rolling round n round. We can't stop it now.
But we'd need more than 70 cases of beer to count it properly.

I'm willing to do my part. 😀

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 12

Lynn Pettis

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March 15, 2013 at 12:26 pm

#1597620

I'm guessing I overstepped the line again.

Greg Edwards-268690 SSC-Insane Points: 20680 More actions · Answer 13

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (3/15/2013)
jasona.work (3/15/2013)
842 bottles of beer on the wall!
842 bottles of beer!
😀
I want one.

Me too!

Or I am thirsty, me two!

I just got confused and lost count again.

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 14

Greg Edwards-268690 (3/15/2013)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (3/15/2013)
jasona.work (3/15/2013)
842 bottles of beer on the wall!
842 bottles of beer!
😀
I want one.
Me too!
Or I am thirsty, me two!
I just got confused and lost count again.

Me three!

I think you were T-837, but the seductive fluid may have had a pernicious influence on my counting.

Tom

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 15

I think someone is several miles out of his depth here...

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1430383-2799-1.aspx

p.s. I know he needs to partition by date, not region. Trying to get him to realise that as well by asking if he's archiving and deleting entire regions.

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