Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • jasona.work (1/30/2013)


    BrainDonor (1/30/2013)


    http://xkcd.com/1166/

    They have no idea what a never-ending thread really is...

    Heh. Another forum I'm on (game related) had a "never ending thread" that got up into the 10s' of thousands of posts. Which then started crashing the forum software, in part because they also allowed people to attach images...

    Now, you want a topic that would *really* generate some responses, start a Star Trek vs Star Wars topic, or go into an RPG forum and start discussing the merits of one edition of game rules vs another edition of the same (Say AD&D v2 vs AD&D v4)

    😀

    FYI, we have strained this software at times. In talking to the vendor, we are by far their largest customer, and this was a very popular forum software when we had it. We are thinking of writing our own since there isn't much that can handle this scale.

  • So, on a big day for me, where I need to go about 10-15 miles for a certification exam, then back the same to meet with some people, then another couple miles to visit the local PD for a fingerprinting, the weather decides to drop about 2" of snow on us...

    What fun...

  • Stefan Krzywicki (1/31/2013)


    Brandie Tarvin (1/31/2013)


    And now, if you don't mind, a WOOT of my own.

    Penumbra eMag's Bradbury issue got a fantastic review. I selected the 9 finalist stories that got weeded down by the EIC. http://www.tangentonline.com/e-market-monthly-reviewsmenu-265/penumbra/2044-penumbra-16-january-2013

    BOUNCY

    Excellent! Congratulations!

    +1, Congrats.

  • Congratulations to Chad and Brandie on their achievements.

    Saludos,

    "El" Jerry.

    "A watt of Ottawa" - Gerardo Galvan

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  • Could use a little advice here.

  • jasona.work (1/31/2013)


    Jeff Moden (1/30/2013)Detroit? Do you attend the local PASS meetings? Do I know you and am just missing the connection?

    I've not (yet) attended any of the local UGs, although I've been planning to.

    I am planning to attend the SQL Saturday in March over at LTU though.

    My first SQL Saturday!

    You know, it's also amusing, you're the second person to ask me if I've attended UGs in the area recently!

    Jason

    I'll definitely be at that SQL Saturday. Look for the white haired/bearded ol' fart with the Santa-look-alike belly and wire rim glasses and the booming voice!

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
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  • jcrawf02 (4/11/2012)


    GilaMonster (4/10/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (4/10/2012)


    Oddly enough, that captcha came up when I was doing something at one of my writer association sites.

    On that point, do you have any sites/apps that you can get a writing practice topic or starting scene or similar each day? I had a site a while back, but it disappeared.

    and I thought that was the Today's Random Word thread...

    I did!But i used the barcode reader for .net.

    Here is the sample code:

    using BusinessRefinery.Barcodes.Reader;

    // Read a Code 39 barcodes image in C# class

    string[] barcodes = BarCodeReader.scanBarCode

    (bmp,BusinessRefinery.Barcodes.Reader.BarCodeType.CODE39);

    // Read Data Matrix barcodes in C# class

    string[] barcodes = BarCodeReader.scanBarCode

    (bmp,BusinessRefinery.Barcodes.Reader.BarCodeType.DATAMATRIX);

    Feel free to try!

  • OK, who used the word barcode in The Thread? Now we're being spammed!

    Anyway, a hilarious blog post on how to create a file with SQL Server:

    Umm....No...that is not how you export a table into a file with SQL Server

    Need an answer? No, you need a question
    My blog at https://sqlkover.com.
    MCSE Business Intelligence - Microsoft Data Platform MVP

  • Koen Verbeeck (2/1/2013)


    OK, who used the word barcode in The Thread? Now we're being spammed!

    Anyway, a hilarious blog post on how to create a file with SQL Server:

    Umm....No...that is not how you export a table into a file with SQL Server

    Made it look as though I did, although pretty sure I didn't. Wierd thing is, I was just talking about using barcode scanners here at work. They must be monitoring me...

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    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • jcrawf02 (2/1/2013)


    Koen Verbeeck (2/1/2013)


    OK, who used the word barcode in The Thread? Now we're being spammed!

    Anyway, a hilarious blog post on how to create a file with SQL Server:

    Umm....No...that is not how you export a table into a file with SQL Server

    Made it look as though I did, although pretty sure I didn't. Wierd thing is, I was just talking about using barcode scanners here at work. They must be monitoring me...

    [Cue "Twilight Zone" music] Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo!

    I got really freaked out when I got my first Android phone and Google started suggesting searches I had run on my work computer. I couldn't figure out how Google knew it was me on both the computer and the phone, then I remembered - Google account. Duh! >_<

    Jason Wolfkill

  • Whoo Hooo! DTA to the rescue!!

  • Lynn Pettis (2/3/2013)


    Whoo Hooo! DTA to the rescue!!

    SWEEEEET

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
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  • Lynn, you are truly the patron saint of patience.

    Oh yeah, and congrats to Chad and Brandie.

    __________________________________________________

    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • Can someone capable of spelling VBA maybe take a look here?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1416549.aspx

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • I sent this to a few people, but anyone with comments on this platform, please feel free to post them. I've set up a forum here for feedback, comments, discussion, etc.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1416707-4-1.aspx

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