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  • Happy new year to all the threadzians, have a good 2013.



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  • Bliadhna mhath รนr dhan a h-uile threadizen.

    Or, for those of you who speak the green version of the language,

    Ath-bhliain faoi mhaise is faoi shona dhuibh.

    And for the benighted Gaill amongst you,

    Happy new year everyone

    Edit: and before some over-insular Irishman tells me I should have written Gallaibh instead of Gaill, let me just say: Hey man, that's 21st century Gaidhlig na h-Alba I wrote, not 19th century Gaeilge na hEireann.

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  • Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all! Warm wishes for 2013.

    Oh, yeah, and Happy Birthday to me. :hehe:


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  • Evil Kraig F (12/31/2012)


    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all! Warm wishes for 2013.

    Oh, yeah, and Happy Birthday to me. :hehe:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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  • Dave Ballantyne (12/31/2012)


    Happy new year to all the threadzians, have a good 2013.

    Happy new year!

    And happy birthday to Craig ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • [font="Arial Black"]Happy New Year from the Tent in the Desert![/font]

  • Happy New Year everyone, hope it will be even better than the last one!

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  • Happy New Year

  • Hey, I haven't talked to some of you people since ... LAST YEAR! Wow, it's been forever!!

    (and now that my typical snark is out of the way)

    I hope everyone's New Year has started off properly and well. Nice to see we're still here after Doomsday... Or maybe this really is hell The Matrix and nobody bothered to let us know...

    Anyway, waving to the guy in the Tent in the Desert and all the rest of y'all...

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  • Happy New Year to all of you special people on this thread who keep us mere mortals amused during our all-too-brief lunchtimes. May 2013 bring you excitement, enlightenment and all the rewards you deserve.

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  • ChrisM@Work (1/2/2013)


    May 2013 bring you excitement, enlightenment and all the rewards you deserve.

    Why do I have to wait til May?

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  • Happy New Year Threadizens.

    Be safe out there.

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  • GilaMonster (1/2/2013)


    ChrisM@Work (1/2/2013)


    May 2013 bring you excitement, enlightenment and all the rewards you deserve.

    Why do I have to wait til May?

    Meh, I just knew someone would pick this up ๐Ÿ˜›

    โ€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.โ€ - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Happy New Year everyone, and welcome back to work.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/2/2013)


    Happy New Year everyone, and welcome back to work.

    You didn't need to spoil it like that ;-):-D:hehe:

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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