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Dave Ballantyne SSC-Dedicated Points: 33667 More actions · Answer 1

Happy new year to all the threadzians, have a good 2013.

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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 2

Bliadhna mhath ùr dhan a h-uile threadizen.

Or, for those of you who speak the green version of the language,

Ath-bhliain faoi mhaise is faoi shona dhuibh.

And for the benighted Gaill amongst you,

Happy new year everyone

Edit: and before some over-insular Irishman tells me I should have written Gallaibh instead of Gaill, let me just say: Hey man, that's 21st century Gaidhlig na h-Alba I wrote, not 19th century Gaeilge na hEireann.

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Evil Kraig F SSC Guru Points: 100851 More actions · Answer 3

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all! Warm wishes for 2013.

Oh, yeah, and Happy Birthday to me. :hehe:

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 4

Evil Kraig F (12/31/2012)
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all! Warm wishes for 2013.
Oh, yeah, and Happy Birthday to me. :hehe:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

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Koen Verbeeck SSC Guru Points: 259095 More actions · Answer 5

Dave Ballantyne (12/31/2012)
Happy new year to all the threadzians, have a good 2013.

Happy new year!

And happy birthday to Craig 🙂

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Lynn Pettis SSC Guru Points: 442467 More actions · Answer 6

[font="Arial Black"]Happy New Year from the Tent in the Desert![/font]

D.Oc SSCrazy Points: 2875 More actions · Answer 7

Happy New Year everyone, hope it will be even better than the last one!

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Jo Pattyn SSC-Dedicated Points: 32269 More actions · Answer 8

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January 1, 2013 at 12:08 pm

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Happy New Year

Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173033 More actions · Answer 9

Hey, I haven't talked to some of you people since ... LAST YEAR! Wow, it's been forever!!

(and now that my typical snark is out of the way)

I hope everyone's New Year has started off properly and well. Nice to see we're still here after Doomsday... Or maybe this really is ~~hell~~ The Matrix and nobody bothered to let us know...

Anyway, waving to the guy in the Tent in the Desert and all the rest of y'all...

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 10

Happy New Year to all of you special people on this thread who keep us mere mortals amused during our all-too-brief lunchtimes. May 2013 bring you excitement, enlightenment and all the rewards you deserve.

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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 11

ChrisM@Work (1/2/2013)
May 2013 bring you excitement, enlightenment and all the rewards you deserve.

Why do I have to wait til May?

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Grant Fritchey SSC Guru Points: 398815 More actions · Answer 12

Happy New Year Threadizens.

Be safe out there.

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 13

GilaMonster (1/2/2013)
ChrisM@Work (1/2/2013)
May 2013 bring you excitement, enlightenment and all the rewards you deserve.
Why do I have to wait til May?

Meh, I just knew someone would pick this up 😛

^{“Write the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.” - Gail Shaw}

For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 735611 More actions · Answer 14

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

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January 2, 2013 at 9:10 am

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Happy New Year everyone, and welcome back to work.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (1/2/2013)
Happy New Year everyone, and welcome back to work.

You didn't need to spoil it like that ;-):-D:hehe:

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