Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • GilaMonster (12/26/2012)


    Box set of Star Trek: The Next Generation DVDs. All seasons.

    You guys don't need me for the next month or so, do you?

    Remember, the awesomeness of an episode is directly related to Frakes / Riker's facial hair level.

    Bare-faced Riker == bad / boring episodes.

    Riker with a beard == Awesome episodes...

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • Chad Crawford (12/27/2012)


    Sweet awesomeness: Dr. Who Stamps

    I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how to send all my friends a letter from the UK, finally realized that the easiest (and cheapest) is going to be to get the stamps and just include one in addition to the regular postage (as a "decoration" rather than postage). Can't wait until March!

    Chad

    "Letter"

    "Stamps"

    "Postage"

    What are these things you speak of?

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • The Dixie Flatline (12/27/2012)


    Chad Crawford (12/27/2012)


    Sweet awesomeness: Dr. Who Stamps

    I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how to send all my friends a letter from the UK, finally realized that the easiest (and cheapest) is going to be to get the stamps and just include one in addition to the regular postage (as a "decoration" rather than postage). Can't wait until March!

    Chad

    "Letter"

    "Stamps"

    "Postage"

    What are these things you speak of?

    Antiques from like the 1800s or something.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Upgrading my SQL Server 2008 R2 Developer Edition to SQL Server 2012 Developer Edition. Finally purchaesed a copy on Amazon.com and just got it today in the mail.

  • Santa was certainly good to you, Lynn ๐Ÿ™‚

    I got a lump of coal. :angry:

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    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • My fun little bit of excitement today:

    I work in a different building from our servers. Connectivity between buildings was down. We had a crisis where I needed to connect, so I had to go home to be able to VPN in. Hooray technology!

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    Whatโ€™s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • Stefan Krzywicki (12/28/2012)


    My fun little bit of excitement today:

    I work in a different building from our servers. Connectivity between buildings was down. We had a crisis where I needed to connect, so I had to go home to be able to VPN in. Hooray technology!

    I love it!!!:cool:

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • The Dixie Flatline (12/28/2012)


    Santa was certainly good to you, Lynn ๐Ÿ™‚

    I got a lump of coal. :angry:

    At least it will keep you warm.;-)

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • SQLRNNR (12/28/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (12/28/2012)


    Santa was certainly good to you, Lynn ๐Ÿ™‚

    I got a lump of coal. :angry:

    At least it will keep you warm.;-)

    Sadly, the energy content of a single lump of coal is woefully inadequate to warm the cockles of TDF's cold, cold heart.

    Jason Wolfkill

  • wolfkillj (12/28/2012)


    SQLRNNR (12/28/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (12/28/2012)


    Santa was certainly good to you, Lynn ๐Ÿ™‚

    I got a lump of coal. :angry:

    At least it will keep you warm.;-)

    Sadly, the energy content of a single lump of coal is woefully inadequate to warm the cockles of TDF's cold, cold heart.

    :-D:hehe::-D:hehe:

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • wolfkillj (12/28/2012)


    SQLRNNR (12/28/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (12/28/2012)


    Santa was certainly good to you, Lynn ๐Ÿ™‚

    I got a lump of coal. :angry:

    At least it will keep you warm.;-)

    Sadly, the energy content of a single lump of coal is woefully inadequate to warm the cockles of TDF's cold, cold heart.

    Doesn't that depend on (a) the size of the lump and (b) how the energy is obtained?

    Of course using something like total conversion would more likely destroy the cockles of TDF's cold, cold heart than warm them, unless the lump was very small indeed. But ordinary chemical combustion using atmospheric oxygen should release enough energy if the lump's surface area is, say, about 100 square feet (a cube with 49 inch edges would fit the bill).

    But the problem would of course remain that once the lump is used it will no longer be available for re-use.

    Tom

  • L' Eomot Inversรฉ (12/28/2012)


    wolfkillj (12/28/2012)


    SQLRNNR (12/28/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (12/28/2012)


    Santa was certainly good to you, Lynn ๐Ÿ™‚

    I got a lump of coal. :angry:

    At least it will keep you warm.;-)

    Sadly, the energy content of a single lump of coal is woefully inadequate to warm the cockles of TDF's cold, cold heart.

    Doesn't that depend on (a) the size of the lump and (b) how the energy is obtained?

    Of course using something like total conversion would more likely destroy the cockles of TDF's cold, cold heart than warm them, unless the lump was very small indeed. But ordinary chemical combustion using atmospheric oxygen should release enough energy if the lump's surface area is, say, about 100 square feet (a cube with 49 inch edges would fit the bill).

    But the problem would of course remain that once the lump is used it will no longer be available for re-use.

    Well, let's assume a lump of coal that will fit into a men's size 10-13 sock, in keeping with the Christmas tradition here in the U.S.A., and a means of extracting the energy no more efficient than modern pulverization methods. The specific heat of the heart of one as curmudgeonly as The Dixie Flatliner is enormous, though the impact of this characteristic on the amount of heat required to warm it is somewhat offset by the typically smaller size of such a heart. I haven't done the precise calculations, but back-of-the-envelope math suggests that the given lump of coal will be woefully inadequate to the task.

    Jason Wolfkill

  • wolfkillj (12/28/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversรฉ (12/28/2012)


    wolfkillj (12/28/2012)


    SQLRNNR (12/28/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (12/28/2012)


    Santa was certainly good to you, Lynn ๐Ÿ™‚

    I got a lump of coal. :angry:

    At least it will keep you warm.;-)

    Sadly, the energy content of a single lump of coal is woefully inadequate to warm the cockles of TDF's cold, cold heart.

    Doesn't that depend on (a) the size of the lump and (b) how the energy is obtained?

    Of course using something like total conversion would more likely destroy the cockles of TDF's cold, cold heart than warm them, unless the lump was very small indeed. But ordinary chemical combustion using atmospheric oxygen should release enough energy if the lump's surface area is, say, about 100 square feet (a cube with 49 inch edges would fit the bill).

    But the problem would of course remain that once the lump is used it will no longer be available for re-use.

    Well, let's assume a lump of coal that will fit into a men's size 10-13 sock, in keeping with the Christmas tradition here in the U.S.A., and a means of extracting the energy no more efficient than modern pulverization methods. The specific heat of the heart of one as curmudgeonly as The Dixie Flatliner is enormous, though the impact of this characteristic on the amount of heat required to warm it is somewhat offset by the typically smaller size of such a heart. I haven't done the precise calculations, but back-of-the-envelope math suggests that the given lump of coal will be woefully inadequate to the task.

    I emphatically deny the frigidity of my cockles, and as a corollary deny the need for the lump of cold to be used to warm them. I neither affirm nor deny the postulated size of the aforesaid cockles.

    __________________________________________________

    Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
    Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills

  • Jeff Moden (12/23/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (12/22/2012)


    Constantly amazed by the number of people who think that full backups truncate the transaction log. Where do they get such ideas?

    To be honest, I can see it from their side. Since the FULL backup does have the word "FULL" in it and it DOES make a skeleton for the log file, you'd think that MS would at least give the option for it to backup and truncate the log file all in one simple step.

    I agree. From a basic "thinking this through" it seems as though a full backup is a misnomer. It doesn't clear the log.

    At first. Understanding more means that you realize you need the log to be cleared for this to work.

  • GilaMonster (12/26/2012)


    Box set of Star Trek: The Next Generation DVDs. All seasons.

    You guys don't need me for the next month or so, do you?

    Enjoy. I watched them for almost a year while running on the treadmill and got through them all. Doing Voyager now

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