Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • And then you get this:

    Shadab Shah (12/23/2012)


    I create a table as CREATE TABLE DEMO (A INT)

    Then i deleted it as follow

    DELETE DEMO

    I tried to again recreate the table using the same above statement, But it gave me the following error message

    Msg 2714, Level 16, State 6, Line 1

    There is already an object named 'DEMO' in the database.

    Now over here i am trying to understand when i deleted the table using delete how is it showing me the error message.

    The answer you want to give is: Put down the mouse and step away from the keyboard.

    For those interested in a link, http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1399787-392-1.aspx

  • Jeff Moden (12/23/2012)


    I don't know about the rest of you, but the amount of SPAM posts on SSC seems to be growing. I even got SPAMmed on my PM just now.

    Three times so far.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Jeff Moden (12/23/2012)


    I don't know about the rest of you, but the amount of SPAM posts on SSC seems to be growing. I even got SPAMmed on my PM just now. Just in case any of you folks want a date with "Rebeca", here's what they PM'd me with... 😉

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    Rebeca must be going after only the top posters because I haven't gotten one of her love letters yet.


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  • Anyone with links to RAID 10 vs RAID 5, please post them here.

  • dwain.c (12/24/2012)


    Rebeca must be going after only the top posters because I haven't gotten one of her love letters yet.

    Heh... maybe I should start carrying a fish around in my Avatar. 😛

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
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  • Merry Christmas Everybody

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Merry Christam everyone.

    We are having a White Christmas here. It has been snowing since 6:00 PM and is still snowing now.

  • SQLRNNR (12/20/2012)


    Anybody else not receiving the topic notifications from SSC?

    Proof the world actually did try to end... and failed miserably at it since notifications started going out again. 😀

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  • I hope everyone enjoyed their holidays and got what they wanted for Christmas. I ended up with cookies and a portable scanner (all good IMHO). And I went to see The Hobbit yesterday too. Not bad. Loved Sylvester McCoy's part. He did a brilliant job.

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  • Box set of Star Trek: The Next Generation DVDs. All seasons.

    You guys don't need me for the next month or so, do you?

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (12/26/2012)


    Box set of Star Trek: The Next Generation DVDs. All seasons.

    You guys don't need me for the next month or so, do you?

    Now now, the pilot only SEEMS like it lasts a month or so.

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  • Hi all!!!

    I hope everybody had a very Merry Christmas.

    Can someone with more experience on SSIS provide some guidance here?

    I will thank you so much.

    Saludos,

    "El" Jerry.

    "A watt of Ottawa" - Gerardo Galvan

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  • WordPress users, can you answer some questions for me? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1400585-61-1.aspx.

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  • SQLRNNR (12/23/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (12/23/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (12/22/2012)


    Constantly amazed by the number of people who think that full backups truncate the transaction log. Where do they get such ideas?

    That's a clear sign that you are over-optimistic about the average DBA's willingness to put in enough effort to understand how backups and transaction logs work.

    They pull such ideas out of nonsense that they find on the web; they find the nonsense on the web because it's easier to ask google to find something dumbed down than to endure the pain or reading proper documentation.

    They are to lazy to be productively lazy (which is what all competent engineers are - getting it right first time is a sign of supreme laziness combined with an awareness that it's less pain to do a task once than half a doxzen times).

    so efficiently lazy vs incompetently lazy

    This reminds me of the old Army proverb:

    Give the hardest job to the laziest man because he finds the easiest way to do it.

    Jason Wolfkill

  • Sweet awesomeness: Dr. Who Stamps

    I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out how to send all my friends a letter from the UK, finally realized that the easiest (and cheapest) is going to be to get the stamps and just include one in addition to the regular postage (as a "decoration" rather than postage). Can't wait until March!

    Chad

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