November 6, 2012 at 9:07 pm
Jeff Moden (11/6/2012)
Sean Lange (11/6/2012)
ROFL. I drove past this bar the other day...honest it is called RBAR.See the attached photo.
Heh... truly kindred "spirits". π
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November 8, 2012 at 3:26 pm
http://www.sqlpass.org/summit/2012/Live.aspx
PASS Summit Live, Grant is on right now.
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November 8, 2012 at 3:30 pm
D.Oc (11/8/2012)
http://www.sqlpass.org/summit/2012/Live.aspxPASS Summit Live, Grant is on right now.
Watching it right now. He've made some cool jokes so far.
"Don't type in demo's"
"Fat and thin are relative"
"It's like porn. I know it when I see it."
"It's called a WHERE clause. 1/3rd of the developers haven't seen this yet."
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November 8, 2012 at 4:30 pm
well i missed it damn
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November 9, 2012 at 12:14 am
Hey, does anyone realize that in 8-9 days, The Thread will have been running strong for 4 consecutive years now?
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November 9, 2012 at 12:36 am
The Dixie Flatline (11/9/2012)
Hey, does anyone realize that in 8-9 days, The Thread will have been running strong for 4 consecutive years now?
Will there be cake?
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November 9, 2012 at 6:10 am
Koen Verbeeck (11/9/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (11/9/2012)
Hey, does anyone realize that in 8-9 days, The Thread will have been running strong for 4 consecutive years now?Will there be cake?
There should at least be beer. Or streamers. I like streamers. Streamers are fun.
November 9, 2012 at 6:45 am
Brandie Tarvin (11/9/2012)
Koen Verbeeck (11/9/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (11/9/2012)
Hey, does anyone realize that in 8-9 days, The Thread will have been running strong for 4 consecutive years now?Will there be cake?
There should at least be beer. Or streamers. I like streamers. Streamers are fun.
Seems like just yesterday this thread started...
Yes, yes there should be a party!
November 9, 2012 at 6:49 am
I vote Beer.
No, wait... SQL Beer!
-- Gianluca Sartori
November 9, 2012 at 8:00 am
Koen Verbeeck (11/9/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (11/9/2012)
Hey, does anyone realize that in 8-9 days, The Thread will have been running strong for 4 consecutive years now?Will there be cake?
The cake is a lie!
(too old?)
November 9, 2012 at 8:08 am
jasona.work (11/9/2012)
Koen Verbeeck (11/9/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (11/9/2012)
Hey, does anyone realize that in 8-9 days, The Thread will have been running strong for 4 consecutive years now?Will there be cake?
The cake is a lie!
(too old?)
just a little.
I have been on here for almost a quarter of the life of the thread. although i drift in and out ill crack one open after work.
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November 9, 2012 at 8:16 am
Gianluca Sartori (11/9/2012)
I vote Beer.No, wait... SQL Beer!
Or even Red-Gate's beer, now to get Steve to ship everyone a bottle or two
November 9, 2012 at 11:32 am
anthony.green (11/9/2012)
Gianluca Sartori (11/9/2012)
I vote Beer.No, wait... SQL Beer!
Or even Red-Gate's beer, now to get Steve to ship everyone a bottle or two
A case or two would be highly appreciated. After all, it is Friday. π
edit: typo in 'or'
November 9, 2012 at 11:49 am
Happy birthday to thread, Haaapppy birthday to thread...
It's a shame we can't retitle this monstrousity.
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November 9, 2012 at 12:04 pm
Evil Kraig F (11/9/2012)
Happy birthday to thread, Haaapppy birthday to thread...It's a shame we can't retitle this monstrousity.
Yeah, "This Monstrsosity" would be a much better title. π
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