September 14, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Sean Lange (9/14/2012)
Same with me on a totally different topic recently too.
Oh good, so it's not just me. 😉
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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September 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm
SQL Kiwi (9/14/2012)
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
SQL Kiwi (9/14/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/14/2012)
Hey, any comments on what is posted here?My first reaction was, "LOL!". Posted a more serious comment.
Thank you, you saved me the trouble.
No worries - I got a good laugh out of it.
I do love it when someone rocks up on a thread and says, "Er, you do realize that [misconception] don't you?"
Up for some more misconception correcting?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 14, 2012 at 1:30 pm
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
Sean Lange (9/14/2012)
Same with me on a totally different topic recently too.Oh good, so it's not just me. 😉
No, it isn't just you.
September 14, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Nothing like having two people obviously in over their heads this week.
September 14, 2012 at 1:43 pm
Lynn Pettis (9/14/2012)
Nothing like having two people obviously in over their heads this week.
Which 2 are you thinking about?
Installing SQL 2012, dropping filegroups? Or are there more?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 14, 2012 at 1:47 pm
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/14/2012)
Nothing like having two people obviously in over their heads this week.Which 2 are you thinking about?
Installing SQL 2012, dropping filegroups? Or are there more?
Those are the two I am most familiar with. The rest are your typical I don't know what I'm doing types, but nowhere like those two.
September 14, 2012 at 1:52 pm
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/14/2012)
Nothing like having two people obviously in over their heads this week.Which 2 are you thinking about?
Installing SQL 2012, dropping filegroups? Or are there more?
Then there's 3... one of them is me. *puts his head back down into ANOTHER white paper and cross references some antique code to figure out what the hell's gone sideways...*
I'd ask for help but I don't even know what I'm asking for yet.
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September 14, 2012 at 1:53 pm
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/14/2012)
Nothing like having two people obviously in over their heads this week.Which 2 are you thinking about?
Installing SQL 2012, dropping filegroups? Or are there more?
Several more than that in the last couple days. It seems that people had an "EASY" button to get through school but now in the real world they are lost. All the basics they were supposed to learn obviously have no meaning once they get to work.
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September 14, 2012 at 1:58 pm
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
SQL Kiwi (9/14/2012)
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
SQL Kiwi (9/14/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/14/2012)
Hey, any comments on what is posted here?My first reaction was, "LOL!". Posted a more serious comment.
Thank you, you saved me the trouble.
No worries - I got a good laugh out of it.
I do love it when someone rocks up on a thread and says, "Er, you do realize that [misconception] don't you?"
Up for some more misconception correcting?
Yes, what did I get wrong this week?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 14, 2012 at 1:59 pm
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/14/2012)
Nothing like having two people obviously in over their heads this week.Which 2 are you thinking about?
Installing SQL 2012, dropping filegroups? Or are there more?
Speaking of Mr. Filegroups - I haven't seen a new post of late.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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September 14, 2012 at 2:40 pm
SQLRNNR (9/14/2012)
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
SQL Kiwi (9/14/2012)
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
SQL Kiwi (9/14/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/14/2012)
Hey, any comments on what is posted here?My first reaction was, "LOL!". Posted a more serious comment.
Thank you, you saved me the trouble.
No worries - I got a good laugh out of it.
I do love it when someone rocks up on a thread and says, "Er, you do realize that [misconception] don't you?"
Up for some more misconception correcting?
Yes, what did I get wrong this week?
I dunno. What did you get wrong this week?
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 14, 2012 at 2:43 pm
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
SQLRNNR (9/14/2012)
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
SQL Kiwi (9/14/2012)
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
SQL Kiwi (9/14/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/14/2012)
Hey, any comments on what is posted here?My first reaction was, "LOL!". Posted a more serious comment.
Thank you, you saved me the trouble.
No worries - I got a good laugh out of it.
I do love it when someone rocks up on a thread and says, "Er, you do realize that [misconception] don't you?"
Up for some more misconception correcting?
Yes, what did I get wrong this week?
I dunno. What did you get wrong this week?
Let's look at the bright side instead...what did you get right this week??? 😛
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Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
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September 14, 2012 at 3:20 pm
GilaMonster (9/14/2012)
Up for some more misconception correcting?
Sorry I had gone to bed. What a disappointing reply, "I never stated, or implied, that...". Good grief, we have all been wrong about things from time to time. There's really nothing very hard about admitting it. Sigh.
Paul White
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September 14, 2012 at 4:02 pm
Really tempted to go really sarcastic at this point. "Oh noooes. 2 pages displaced!"
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
September 14, 2012 at 4:30 pm
SQL Kiwi (9/14/2012)
Good grief, we have all been wrong about things from time to time.
Speak for yourself! 😛
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