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  • GSquared (4/28/2009)


    ROTFLMAO. All I could see was the commercial on TV where people started throwing candy bars at the deer!

    I don't watch TV, so I have absolutely no clue what you're referencing here. But I'm glad I was able to provide some amusement and comedy out of the tragedy that is josephtran's latest attempt at SQL.

    You know, I can think of some one else that, IMHO, ranks right there with our favorite White House window washer, and here is his latest post.

    The desert isn't big enough at times.

  • Lynn Pettis (4/28/2009)


    You know, I can think of some one else that, IMHO, ranks right there with our favorite White House window washer, and here is his latest post.

    Ah, yes. Our PhD candidate.

    The desert isn't big enough at times.

    It's getting a bit crowded too

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  • Bruce W Cassidy (4/28/2009)


    [font="Verdana"]This morning I had an idea. After I had had a bit of a sit down to recover from that novel feeling, and to reassure myself that I'd soon return to my normal state of empty headedness, I decided to ask a question here.

    That question is in regard to articles. I've read a lot of (excellent, not so excellent, occasionally funny) articles on this site, and they tend to be aimed at the technical stuff.

    Is there a good range of design or data architecture articles? If so, can someone point me to them? Failing that, would they be a good topic for me to write? I'm not feeling up to the technical challenge of competing with some of the gurus here (Paul White's doing a fantastic job of representing the country!) But I do have a fair amount of experience in the design/architecture area.

    Good idea, or bad?

    [/font]

    Sounds like a great idea to me.

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  • Could do with a trip to the Gobi? he he

    Could do with the rest (and tan), but it's only one way!!

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  • RBarryYoung (4/26/2009)


    (copied from my blog):

    For anyone who has been wondering where I've been, let's jsut say that it has been an eventful two weeks. I am writing this now from my hospistal bed, which it turns out is very difficult, so please forgive any errors.

    I gave my SQL Injection speech two weeks ago (which I think that I did blog about). Then part one of my series "There must be fifteen ways to lose your cursors" was published over at SqlServerCentral.com to a firestorm of response (over 300 posts so far). Then I gave speech on the same topic to Philly.net code camp to very favoarable reviews (so far anyway).

    Then last monday I had to go to the ER for intense stomach pains that were diagnosed a Gallstones. Tuesday I go to see a Surgeon about getting my Gall bladder removed. He schedules me for surgery on May 4 and puts me on an "Absolutely no Fat or Glycol" diet, meaning fruits, vegetables, water and skim milk only. Joy!

    Thursday I have to leave work with stomach pains so bad I almost don't make it home. Then I have my younger son, Chris drive me to the ER again. They say that is is another Gallstone attack but as an added bonus I now have pancreaitis too.

    They say they cannot remove the gall bladder until the pancreaitis goes away, but it is taking its own sweet time. So on monday they will do some surgical procedure to relieve the pancreaitis and assuming that goes OK remove my gall bladder on tuesday.

    Of course part 2 of mu series comes out on Monday, so I guess that Jeff and Lynn and Gus and the others will have to field the questions.

    Hopefully, I will be back soon ...

    Not trawling for sympathy on anything folks, just wanted to make sure that you knew what the story was...

    Didn't go over the thread for few days and catching up now. I hope that you'll get better soon and won't have to see any doctors or hospital soon again.

    Adi

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  • Bruce W Cassidy (4/28/2009)


    [font="Verdana"]This morning I had an idea. After I had had a bit of a sit down to recover from that novel feeling, and to reassure myself that I'd soon return to my normal state of empty headedness, I decided to ask a question here.

    That question is in regard to articles. I've read a lot of (excellent, not so excellent, occasionally funny) articles on this site, and they tend to be aimed at the technical stuff.

    Is there a good range of design or data architecture articles? If so, can someone point me to them? Failing that, would they be a good topic for me to write? I'm not feeling up to the technical challenge of competing with some of the gurus here (Paul White's doing a fantastic job of representing the country!) But I do have a fair amount of experience in the design/architecture area.

    Good idea, or bad?

    [/font]

    Hi Bruce!

    I just want to confirm the others. Sounds like a great idea!

    Greets

    Flo

  • Lynn Pettis (4/28/2009)


    You know, I can think of some one else that, IMHO, ranks right there with our favorite White House window washer, and here is his latest post.

    The desert isn't big enough at times.

    And he's worried about being "unique" on this site? Personally, if I were he, I'd want to remain as anonymous as possible! 😉

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic661095-61-1.aspx

    -- You can't be late until you show up.

  • And he's worried about being "unique" on this site? Personally, if I were he, I'd want to remain as anonymous as possible!

    Heh!

    Pork Chops don't care for Uniqueness or Anonymity 😛

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • Lynn Pettis (4/28/2009)


    You know, I can think of some one else that, IMHO, ranks right there with our favorite White House window washer, and here is his latest post.

    The desert isn't big enough at times.

    Hey at least he posted sample data and code. That's a step in the right direction.

  • Hey... what's an "UPDATE" ?? Can I use it to increment a date?

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  • Bob Hovious (4/29/2009)


    Hey... what's an "UPDATE" ?? Can I use it to increment a date?

    Not in 2005.

    2008 SP1 adds a much-requested feature so you can just highlight a word like UPDATE and hit F1.

    Oh wait...

    😛

  • Bob Hovious (4/23/2009)


    My topic would more likely be... Laughable SQL

    Other contenders:

    Sensual SQL (potential best seller title here, Jeff take note)

    Cooking with SQL

    Why isn't there an SQL equivalent to Iron Chef? That would make for an interesting competition. Instead of a mystery basket of ingredients, the competitors get an inherited database with really bizarre schema, and equally bizarre requirements... then given an hour to code. Judges would rate the solutions on speed, flexibility, innovation, etc.

    And the secret ingredient is . . . . you have to use a cursor!

    [evil cackling] :hehe:

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  • Bruce ... Go for it...:-) Then I can learn some stuff from that article... 🙂

    -Roy

  • Hey Bruce,

    I would encourage you too!

    You seem to have me all wrong by the way 😀

    Paul

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    WayneS (4/25/2009)


    2. For the slowness of the reports, he was copying the tables needed for a specific report to a temp table (he did not add any indexes to them). He would then proceed to delete out the records that did not match the filter criterias. One criteria at a time. (Most of the reports ran off of the three biggest tables in our system.) When he finally finished all of that, he would take the remaining records and put them together to send to the application.

    Well, that's a novel way of doing things. Slow, stupid, but novel.

    I've seen similar things done, just not as extreme. Load up a temp table from somewhere (often XML). Delete invalid rows and then process the rest

    This sounds exactly like our developers. I hand them a single SELECT for them to automate, they rebuild it into the construct mentioned above, although with an added step of building a base record set using half the criteria, then compare it to the record set with the other half and deleting anything that doesn't match. They use one permanent table, not specific to user or connection, only holding the name of the report and the parameters, so that if more than one user runs it at the same time, parameters overlap. Takes twice as long to get the wrong data.

    Then they wonder why the business doesn't use all of their fancy reports.

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