September 5, 2012 at 10:59 am
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Really finding it painful to not respond to jc and his responses, but I'm trying not to.
Have a cookie.
September 5, 2012 at 11:48 am
Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Really finding it painful to not respond to jc and his responses, but I'm trying not to.Have a cookie.
Oatmeal Raisin if you them thank you.
September 5, 2012 at 11:52 am
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Really finding it painful to not respond to jc and his responses, but I'm trying not to.Have a cookie.
Oatmeal Raisin if you them thank you.
I will make them special, just for you, in honor of your control.
September 5, 2012 at 12:16 pm
bitbucket-25253 (9/5/2012)
Time for me to toot my own horn ... braging HECK yes.My 73rd QOD has been scheduled for 06 Sep 2012 - 07 Sep 2012
Should be available shortyly after 10 PM 06 Sep .. that is (UTC-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada)
Well I'll get you started early then.
What the heck? This guy didn't even include the right answer, I want my points back!
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September 5, 2012 at 12:23 pm
jcrawf02 (9/5/2012)
bitbucket-25253 (9/5/2012)
Time for me to toot my own horn ... braging HECK yes.My 73rd QOD has been scheduled for 06 Sep 2012 - 07 Sep 2012
Should be available shortyly after 10 PM 06 Sep .. that is (UTC-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada)
Well I'll get you started early then.
What the heck? This guy didn't even include the right answer, I want my points back!
:hehe:
There was a typo on line 5 of the code. I had to correct it in order to get it to run. That means I should get my points back.
September 5, 2012 at 1:14 pm
Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)
jcrawf02 (9/5/2012)
bitbucket-25253 (9/5/2012)
Time for me to toot my own horn ... braging HECK yes.My 73rd QOD has been scheduled for 06 Sep 2012 - 07 Sep 2012
Should be available shortyly after 10 PM 06 Sep .. that is (UTC-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada)
Well I'll get you started early then.
What the heck? This guy didn't even include the right answer, I want my points back!
:hehe:
There was a typo on line 5 of the code. I had to correct it in order to get it to run. That means I should get my points back.
Almost, but in certain specific situations when the cache manager is roflflexing and the transaction manager over subscribed and the events unhandled the behaviour is completely the opposite.
People really shouldn't submit questions without doing their research!
:hehe:
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September 5, 2012 at 1:22 pm
Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Really finding it painful to not respond to jc and his responses, but I'm trying not to.Have a cookie.
Oatmeal Raisin if you them thank you.
I will make them special, just for you, in honor of your control.
Of course, no one said I couldn't respond to other peoples responses to jc. 😀
September 5, 2012 at 3:01 pm
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Really finding it painful to not respond to jc and his responses, but I'm trying not to.Have a cookie.
Oatmeal Raisin if you them thank you.
I will make them special, just for you, in honor of your control.
Of course, no one said I couldn't respond to other peoples responses to jc. 😀
I've read the stuff in the YTD thread, and I'm appalled at the ignorance he displays. He really doesn't know what he's talking about there, and I felt obliged to point that out.
You see, I don't have your degree of forbearance, or saintly ability to suffer arrogant fools silently.
I liked your reference to his pet mouse.
Tom
September 5, 2012 at 3:11 pm
L' Eomot Inversé (9/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Really finding it painful to not respond to jc and his responses, but I'm trying not to.Have a cookie.
Oatmeal Raisin if you them thank you.
I will make them special, just for you, in honor of your control.
Of course, no one said I couldn't respond to other peoples responses to jc. 😀
I've read the stuff in the YTD thread, and I'm appalled at the ignorance he displays. He really doesn't know what he's talking about there, and I felt obliged to point that out.
You see, I don't have your degree of forbearance, or saintly ability to suffer arrogant fools silently.
I liked your reference to his pet mouse.
I was worried the pet mouse might have died from suffocation. It is awfully hard to breath beneath a sweater vest. 😛
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September 5, 2012 at 3:37 pm
L' Eomot Inversé (9/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Really finding it painful to not respond to jc and his responses, but I'm trying not to.Have a cookie.
Oatmeal Raisin if you them thank you.
I will make them special, just for you, in honor of your control.
Of course, no one said I couldn't respond to other peoples responses to jc. 😀
I've read the stuff in the YTD thread, and I'm appalled at the ignorance he displays. He really doesn't know what he's talking about there, and I felt obliged to point that out.
You see, I don't have your degree of forbearance, or saintly ability to suffer arrogant fools silently.
I liked your reference to his pet mouse.
Actually, my bloody tongue has nothing to do with my saintly stature. I was asked by Steve to avoid further confrontage with Mr. Celko and a few others thought a few of my responses after that a bit unprofessional. So, with that I am trying to respect the wishes of others. Plus it helps keep my halo from tarnishing too much.
September 5, 2012 at 4:14 pm
Lynn Pettis (9/5/2012)
Actually, my bloody tongue has nothing to do with my saintly stature. I was asked by Steve to avoid further confrontage with Mr. Celko and a few others thought a few of my responses after that a bit unprofessional. So, with that I am trying to respect the wishes of others. Plus it helps keep my halo from tarnishing too much.
I'm so glad I don't have one of those halos to worry about. Could you imagine how much lime-away I'd need after just one day of wearing it?
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
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September 6, 2012 at 12:50 am
Stefan Krzywicki (9/5/2012)
Fal (9/3/2012)
Quick poll: how would you pronounce the word "Route"?I'll explain why later, if I'm not too embarrassed. :blink:
Steve.
"Root" is the proper pronunciation as Nat King Cole taught us in the classic song "(Get Your Kicks On) Route 66"
Oh thankyou, thankyou! I can use this example in the office.
FWIW, slang "rooted" in Oz apart from it's, er, intimate connotations, can also mean "broken" or "busted".
Thanks for all the responses. My reason for asking is still a bit political right now, but I'll keep you informed.
Steve.
September 6, 2012 at 2:38 am
GilaMonster (9/5/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (9/5/2012)
jcrawf02 (9/5/2012)
bitbucket-25253 (9/5/2012)
Time for me to toot my own horn ... braging HECK yes.My 73rd QOD has been scheduled for 06 Sep 2012 - 07 Sep 2012
Should be available shortyly after 10 PM 06 Sep .. that is (UTC-05:00) Eastern Time (US & Canada)
Well I'll get you started early then.
What the heck? This guy didn't even include the right answer, I want my points back!
:hehe:
There was a typo on line 5 of the code. I had to correct it in order to get it to run. That means I should get my points back.
Almost, but in certain specific situations when the cache manager is roflflexing and the transaction manager over subscribed and the events unhandled the behaviour is completely the opposite.
People really shouldn't submit questions without doing their research!
:hehe:
I know exactly what you mean, the cache manager had a good laugh at one of my queries only yesterday 😀
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September 6, 2012 at 10:08 am
Stefan Krzywicki (9/5/2012)
Fal (9/3/2012)
Quick poll: how would you pronounce the word "Route"?I'll explain why later, if I'm not too embarrassed. :blink:
Steve.
"Root" is the proper pronunciation as Nat King Cole taught us in the classic song "(Get Your Kicks On) Route 66"
Actually, the noun is pronounced "root" (as the Mr. Cole was doing) and the verp is pronounced "rout" (rhymes with "doubt"). At least it is by everyone I speak with, here in Ameriker. 😀
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September 6, 2012 at 10:17 am
RBarryYoung (9/6/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (9/5/2012)
Fal (9/3/2012)
Quick poll: how would you pronounce the word "Route"?I'll explain why later, if I'm not too embarrassed. :blink:
Steve.
"Root" is the proper pronunciation as Nat King Cole taught us in the classic song "(Get Your Kicks On) Route 66"
Actually, the noun is pronounced "root" (as the Mr. Cole was doing) and the verp is pronounced "rout" (rhymes with "doubt"). At least it is by everyone I speak with, here in Ameriker. 😀
Quite true. For some reason I was only thinking of highways, perhaps because of the capital letter.
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