July 31, 2012 at 1:49 pm
Ugh, sick for a week blows. I miss anything of import since last Tuesday?
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July 31, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Evil Kraig F (7/31/2012)
Ugh, sick for a week blows. I miss anything of import since last Tuesday?
Vacation! Mine! (no, you're not invited 🙂 )
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July 31, 2012 at 2:33 pm
GilaMonster (7/31/2012)
Evil Kraig F (7/31/2012)
Ugh, sick for a week blows. I miss anything of import since last Tuesday?Vacation! Mine! (no, you're not invited 🙂 )
speaking of vacations, I just got back from Machu Picchu, Peru!
spent a week with my wife marching my fat butt up and down some mountains filled with some beautiful ruins.
Lowell
July 31, 2012 at 2:59 pm
Lowell (7/31/2012)
speaking of vacations, I just got back from Machu Picchu, Peru!spent a week with my wife marching my fat butt up and down some mountains filled with some beautiful ruins.
Uh, that doesn't look like marching.
July 31, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Lowell is demonstrating the principle that an army marches on its stomach
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July 31, 2012 at 6:28 pm
SQLRNNR (7/27/2012)
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And people ask me why I don't post as much on SSC as I used to 🙁Really unfortunate - I would love to see more from you here on SSC.
Paul - I would have to agree with this. You've made some excellent contributions in the past (that I have seen, being a relatively recent joiner) and it would be shameful to lose such a helpful and knowledgeable contributor just because a few non-sensical conflicts.
My thought question: Have you ever been told that your query runs too fast?
My advice:
INDEXing a poor-performing query is like putting sugar on cat food. Yeah, it probably tastes better but are you sure you want to eat it?
The path of least resistance can be a slippery slope. Take care that fixing your fixes of fixes doesn't snowball and end up costing you more than fixing the root cause would have in the first place.
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August 1, 2012 at 1:56 am
dwain.c (7/31/2012)
SQLRNNR (7/27/2012)
SQL Kiwi (7/27/2012)
And people ask me why I don't post as much on SSC as I used to 🙁Really unfortunate - I would love to see more from you here on SSC.
Paul - I would have to agree with this. You've made some excellent contributions in the past (that I have seen, being a relatively recent joiner) and it would be shameful to lose such a helpful and knowledgeable contributor just because a few non-sensical conflicts.
Another vote here. Few of your posts offer merely a solution, Paul. There's usually an eye-opening lagniappe or caveat for us to explore. Please don't give up.
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August 1, 2012 at 4:18 am
ChrisM@Work (8/1/2012)
dwain.c (7/31/2012)
SQLRNNR (7/27/2012)
SQL Kiwi (7/27/2012)
And people ask me why I don't post as much on SSC as I used to 🙁Really unfortunate - I would love to see more from you here on SSC.
Paul - I would have to agree with this. You've made some excellent contributions in the past (that I have seen, being a relatively recent joiner) and it would be shameful to lose such a helpful and knowledgeable contributor just because a few non-sensical conflicts.
Another vote here. Few of your posts offer merely a solution, Paul. There's usually an eye-opening lagniappe or caveat for us to explore. Please don't give up.
And another vote here, Paul. You make some of the best contributions.
Tom
August 1, 2012 at 4:44 am
L' Eomot Inversé (8/1/2012)
ChrisM@Work (8/1/2012)
dwain.c (7/31/2012)
SQLRNNR (7/27/2012)
SQL Kiwi (7/27/2012)
And people ask me why I don't post as much on SSC as I used to 🙁Really unfortunate - I would love to see more from you here on SSC.
Paul - I would have to agree with this. You've made some excellent contributions in the past (that I have seen, being a relatively recent joiner) and it would be shameful to lose such a helpful and knowledgeable contributor just because a few non-sensical conflicts.
Another vote here. Few of your posts offer merely a solution, Paul. There's usually an eye-opening lagniappe or caveat for us to explore. Please don't give up.
And another vote here, Paul. You make some of the best contributions.
+1 Who else will correct my crappy TSQL? 😀
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August 1, 2012 at 5:21 am
george sibbald (7/31/2012)
Lowell is demonstrating the principle that an army marches on its stomach
Bwhahahahahaha.
August 1, 2012 at 6:55 am
Does this look like a giant advertisement to anyone else?
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1039196-391-1.aspx
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August 1, 2012 at 7:38 am
Kiara (8/1/2012)
Does this look like a giant advertisement to anyone else?http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1039196-391-1.aspx
Nah, I'm sure 5 different people are going to swoop in and post once time on the same forum just by coincidence...
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August 1, 2012 at 8:16 am
Grant Fritchey (8/1/2012)
Kiara (8/1/2012)
Does this look like a giant advertisement to anyone else?http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1039196-391-1.aspx
Nah, I'm sure 5 different people are going to swoop in and post once time on the same forum just by coincidence...
Well, some of it certainly looks like a snake-oil salesman and his sock-puppets. But it seems pretty likely that anyone reading the whole discussion would cross the plugged product off their list of candidates for purchase, so it's not a very successful advertising effort (unlesss you believe that all publicity is good publicity, so acquiring a reputation even for over-puffed snake oil is good for sales).
A giant screwed-up attempt at advertising, perhaps?
Tom
August 1, 2012 at 8:24 am
L' Eomot Inversé (8/1/2012)
Grant Fritchey (8/1/2012)
Kiara (8/1/2012)
Does this look like a giant advertisement to anyone else?http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1039196-391-1.aspx
Nah, I'm sure 5 different people are going to swoop in and post once time on the same forum just by coincidence...
Well, some of it certainly looks like a snake-oil salesman and his sock-puppets. But it seems pretty likely that anyone reading the whole discussion would cross the plugged product off their list of candidates for purchase, so it's not a very successful advertising effort (unlesss you believe that all publicity is good publicity, so acquiring a reputation even for over-puffed snake oil is good for sales).
A giant screwed-up attempt at advertising, perhaps?
Considering the date-stamps, I doubt it was a marketing campaign. More like someone posted some negative data, and a sales/marketing person from the company tried to make it look good, but others then, over time, posted mostly negative about it. Too much time between posts for it to be a campaign.
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August 1, 2012 at 9:02 am
GSquared (8/1/2012)
L' Eomot Inversé (8/1/2012)
Grant Fritchey (8/1/2012)
Kiara (8/1/2012)
Does this look like a giant advertisement to anyone else?http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1039196-391-1.aspx
Nah, I'm sure 5 different people are going to swoop in and post once time on the same forum just by coincidence...
Well, some of it certainly looks like a snake-oil salesman and his sock-puppets. But it seems pretty likely that anyone reading the whole discussion would cross the plugged product off their list of candidates for purchase, so it's not a very successful advertising effort (unlesss you believe that all publicity is good publicity, so acquiring a reputation even for over-puffed snake oil is good for sales).
A giant screwed-up attempt at advertising, perhaps?
Considering the date-stamps, I doubt it was a marketing campaign. More like someone posted some negative data, and a sales/marketing person from the company tried to make it look good, but others then, over time, posted mostly negative about it. Too much time between posts for it to be a campaign.
Possibly. I've seen a few talks on the product and some people seem to like it, but it's a bit of a paradigm shift for how you work.
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