July 3, 2012 at 7:46 am
Chad Crawford (7/2/2012)
But ask yourself, do you know how to prevent DNS poisoning? Very few do.
That is exactly why I keep a bezoar in my desk drawer.
HAHAHA! That's great! 😀
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"stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."
July 3, 2012 at 8:30 am
GilaMonster (7/3/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (7/3/2012)
Anyone got a fresh brain I could borrow? I promise to return it with only a slight bit of wear.Sure. Will you finish off my article and config review for me?
Sure. I only have 8 million deadlines right now. What's one more? @=)
July 3, 2012 at 1:51 pm
Wooooohooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
July 3, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Brandie Tarvin (7/3/2012)
GilaMonster (7/3/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (7/3/2012)
Anyone got a fresh brain I could borrow? I promise to return it with only a slight bit of wear.Sure. Will you finish off my article and config review for me?
Sure. I only have 8 million deadlines right now. What's one more? @=)
Since you are in the taking mood, want some more deadlines?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
July 3, 2012 at 2:20 pm
SQLRNNR (7/3/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (7/3/2012)
GilaMonster (7/3/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (7/3/2012)
Anyone got a fresh brain I could borrow? I promise to return it with only a slight bit of wear.Sure. Will you finish off my article and config review for me?
Sure. I only have 8 million deadlines right now. What's one more? @=)
Since you are in the taking mood, want some more deadlines?
I will take them. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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July 3, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Steve, I apologize for my latest rant to Mr Celko. I have tried to restrain myself since you asked me to, but I just had to respond today. Had to do something as my blood pressure went up another 20 points.
July 3, 2012 at 3:02 pm
AARRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!
If he isn't going to be helpful, why doesn't he just go AWAY!
July 3, 2012 at 3:14 pm
Lynn Pettis (7/3/2012)
Steve, I apologize for my latest rant to Mr Celko. I have tried to restrain myself since you asked me to, but I just had to respond today. Had to do something as my blood pressure went up another 20 points.
LOL, relax. Just stop reading his posts.
July 3, 2012 at 3:19 pm
For anyone not on/not paying attention to twitter.....
It seems to be official.... I'm a Microsoft Certified Master for SQL Server 2008.
https://twitter.com/SQLintheWild/statuses/220252281847808001
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
July 3, 2012 at 3:23 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (7/3/2012)
Lynn Pettis (7/3/2012)
Steve, I apologize for my latest rant to Mr Celko. I have tried to restrain myself since you asked me to, but I just had to respond today. Had to do something as my blood pressure went up another 20 points.LOL, relax. Just stop reading his posts.
Easier said than done. Espcially when it is a thread you are following (helping or lurking out of interest).
Just once, I'd like to see him actually post something that is actually helpful and without him going off on his standards only tirade. I know he is smart and all that, but ..... arrrrggggg.
July 3, 2012 at 3:25 pm
GilaMonster (7/3/2012)
For anyone not on/not paying attention to twitter.....It seems to be official.... I'm a Microsoft Certified Master for SQL Server 2008.
https://twitter.com/SQLintheWild/statuses/220252281847808001
Awesome news! Congratulations!!
July 3, 2012 at 3:26 pm
GilaMonster (7/3/2012)
For anyone not on/not paying attention to twitter.....It seems to be official.... I'm a Microsoft Certified Master for SQL Server 2008.
https://twitter.com/SQLintheWild/statuses/220252281847808001
Congrats Gail. That is certainly something to be excited for!!!!
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Need help? Help us help you.
Read the article at http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Best+Practices/61537/ for best practices on asking questions.
Need to split a string? Try Jeff Modens splitter http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Tally+Table/72993/.
Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 1) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69953/
Understanding and Using APPLY (Part 2) - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/APPLY/69954/
July 3, 2012 at 3:29 pm
GilaMonster (7/3/2012)
For anyone not on/not paying attention to twitter.....It seems to be official.... I'm a Microsoft Certified Master for SQL Server 2008.
https://twitter.com/SQLintheWild/statuses/220252281847808001
Congrats
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
July 3, 2012 at 3:34 pm
GilaMonster (7/3/2012)
For anyone not on/not paying attention to twitter.....It seems to be official.... I'm a Microsoft Certified Master for SQL Server 2008.
https://twitter.com/SQLintheWild/statuses/220252281847808001
CONGRATULATIONS
July 3, 2012 at 3:35 pm
GilaMonster (7/3/2012)
For anyone not on/not paying attention to twitter.....It seems to be official.... I'm a Microsoft Certified Master for SQL Server 2008.
https://twitter.com/SQLintheWild/statuses/220252281847808001
Congratulations!
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