Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • SQLRNNR (5/23/2012)


    SQL Kiwi (5/23/2012)


    Bye Jason. Schoolboy error.

    Nope -planned psychological experiment.

    This isn't a psychological experiment unless you're trying to determine the psychosis of a Bronco's fan in light of the fact that their team simply sucks.


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  • Evil Kraig F (5/23/2012)


    SQLRNNR (5/23/2012)


    SQL Kiwi (5/23/2012)


    Bye Jason. Schoolboy error.

    Nope -planned psychological experiment.

    This isn't a psychological experiment unless you're trying to determine the psychosis of a Bronco's fan in light of the fact that their team simply sucks.

    A true fan supports their team wether the suck or not. I am a Bronco fan, but I am not fanatic. I support my home team no matter how badly or how well they play. And I will be one of the first to tell you when the suck.

  • Jack Corbett (5/23/2012)


    Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (5/23/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (5/23/2012)


    Hi Lynn.

    I am not talking about he-who-is-without-clues.

    I am talking about someone else.

    Tom Brady? He'll be retiring soon.

    No, he recently said he wants to play 10 more years. If he stays healthy that seems possible. He's probably got at least 3 more years as an elite starter if he stays healthy. He also plays a more self-preserving style then Brett Favre did and he played until 40.

    Yeah, but Favre was tougher than Brady. Most analysis I've seen says Brady's got 3 years in him.

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  • Greg Edwards-268690 (5/23/2012)


    Brett Favre retired?

    Oh yeah, I remember some game with the Saints.

    He got real old real quick with some of those hits.

    He retired and retired and retired. He's still retiring from things while at home.

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  • Evil Kraig F (5/23/2012)


    This isn't a psychological experiment unless you're trying to determine the psychosis of a Bronco's fan in light of the fact that their team simply sucks.

    Ahem, unlike the Arizona team, we made the playoffs and went to the second round.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/23/2012)


    Evil Kraig F (5/23/2012)


    This isn't a psychological experiment unless you're trying to determine the psychosis of a Bronco's fan in light of the fact that their team simply sucks.

    Ahem, unlike the Arizona team, we made the playoffs and went to the second round.

    Which used to be a Missouri tesm.

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/23/2012)


    Evil Kraig F (5/23/2012)


    This isn't a psychological experiment unless you're trying to determine the psychosis of a Bronco's fan in light of the fact that their team simply sucks.

    Ahem, unlike the Arizona team, we made the playoffs and went to the second round.

    Ah, yes, the poor Cardinals. They are suckage. Luckily I'm not a fan. 🙂


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  • Gianluca Sartori (5/22/2012)


    Thanks everyone for the suggestions and opinions.

    If everything goes well, I won't be working as a trainer any more.

    I'm negotiating a contract as DBA/DBD. It's going to be a life change, but looks very promising.

    Fingers crossed.

    Best of luck.

    I have a gripe concerning training. All too often, instructors are over-optimistic about what their class can digest in a limited amount of time. The lab exercises are so scripted that attendees don't have to think about the underlying concepts to complete them. Some "training" ends up being almost like a demo.

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  • Surely we can all just agree to hate Dallas?

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  • AAARRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

    Really, he just needs to go away. He isn't helpful at all.

  • Lynn Pettis (5/23/2012)


    AAARRRRRGGGGGGG!!!!!!!

    Really, he just needs to go away. He isn't helpful at all.

    Is it sad that not only do I know the person you're talking about, but the post? Sadly my initial reaction was "You know that's not bad for him... wait a second..."


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  • SSRS 2k5 assistance requested by me. I've got parameters that just won't behave. I could use a hand if any of you have both the experience and the time.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1305476-1063-1.aspx


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  • Is this thread slowly becoming competition for this one?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1303209-391-2.aspx#bm1305741

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  • Koen Verbeeck (5/24/2012)


    Is this thread slowly becoming competition for this one?

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1303209-391-2.aspx#bm1305741

    Don't know, but now I have to go add [*] to all my tables...:hehe:

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2012)


    Surely we can all just agree to hate Dallas?

    No

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