May 23, 2012 at 1:28 pm
Pardon me, I'd just like to vent briefly about SSRS.
YOU LOUSY PIECE OF DUNG INANE INTERFACE. MS ACCESS has more ability and stronger methodology than YOU! YOU ARE TRASH.
Seriously. Everything in a table. EVERYTHING. Right, because in a WYSIWIG environment having to argue your way through this control to get a damnable thing done makes SO MUCH more sense than leveraging the existing strength you had in MS Access reporting where you did it so DAMN close to right (just needed optimizations).
Repeating sections, controllable repeats for sections and body, direct interface inclusions and controls. No, now everything's in a table.
YOU FRACKING MORONS.
... We now return you to your regularly programmed inanity.
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May 23, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2012)
Tom Brady? He'll be retiring soon.
We can only hope.
May 23, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/23/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2012)
Tom Brady? He'll be retiring soon.We can only hope.
Nah - I want to see him beat down the Broncos and Peyton every chance they get.
That goes with every other team in the league <> Broncos
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May 23, 2012 at 2:13 pm
SQLRNNR (5/23/2012)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/23/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2012)
Tom Brady? He'll be retiring soon.We can only hope.
Nah - I want to see him beat down the Broncos and Peyton every chance they get.
That goes with every other team in the league <> Broncos
So, is it safe to say you aren't a Broncos fan? :w00t:
May 23, 2012 at 2:15 pm
Lynn Pettis (5/23/2012)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2012)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/23/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2012)
Tom Brady? He'll be retiring soon.We can only hope.
Nah - I want to see him beat down the Broncos and Peyton every chance they get.
That goes with every other team in the league <> Broncos
So, is it safe to say you aren't a Broncos fan? :w00t:
Go Sanchez! (Jets fan here, but I don't watch much during the off season)
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May 23, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2012)
Lynn Pettis (5/23/2012)
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Hi Lynn.I am not talking about he-who-is-without-clues.
I am talking about someone else.
Tom Brady? He'll be retiring soon.
No, he recently said he wants to play 10 more years. If he stays healthy that seems possible. He's probably got at least 3 more years as an elite starter if he stays healthy. He also plays a more self-preserving style then Brett Favre did and he played until 40.
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May 23, 2012 at 2:17 pm
SQLRNNR (5/23/2012)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/23/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2012)
Tom Brady? He'll be retiring soon.We can only hope.
Nah - I want to see him beat down the Broncos and Peyton every chance they get.
That goes with every other team in the league <> Broncos
Two teams I hate - Denver Broncos and Dallas Cowboys. Spillover from network tv force feeding those teams back in the day.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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May 23, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Evil Kraig F (5/23/2012)
Pardon me, I'd just like to vent briefly about SSRS.YOU LOUSY PIECE OF DUNG INANE INTERFACE. MS ACCESS has more ability and stronger methodology than YOU! YOU ARE TRASH.
Seriously. Everything in a table. EVERYTHING. Right, because in a WYSIWIG environment having to argue your way through this control to get a damnable thing done makes SO MUCH more sense than leveraging the existing strength you had in MS Access reporting where you did it so DAMN close to right (just needed optimizations).
Repeating sections, controllable repeats for sections and body, direct interface inclusions and controls. No, now everything's in a table.
YOU FRACKING MORONS.
... We now return you to your regularly programmed inanity.
Nice rant. I agree that MS Access was a good report writing tool and in many ways superior to SSRS. I cut my teeth writing reports using Access as the front end. Not just SQL Server either. SQL Server and DB2400.
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May 23, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Brett Favre retired?
Oh yeah, I remember some game with the Saints.
He got real old real quick with some of those hits.
May 23, 2012 at 2:22 pm
SQLRNNR (5/23/2012)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2012)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/23/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2012)
Tom Brady? He'll be retiring soon.We can only hope.
Nah - I want to see him beat down the Broncos and Peyton every chance they get.
That goes with every other team in the league <> Broncos
Two teams I hate - Denver Broncos and Dallas Cowboys. Spillover from network tv force feeding those teams back in the day.
Well, we have one in common, the Cowboys. The other for me is the Raiders.
May 23, 2012 at 2:26 pm
SQLRNNR (5/23/2012)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/23/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2012)
Tom Brady? He'll be retiring soon.We can only hope.
Nah - I want to see him beat down the Broncos and Peyton every chance they get.
That goes with every other team in the league <> Broncos
Jason will be banned from any further posting on SSC soon. Please say your farewells to him now.
May 23, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Bye Jason. Schoolboy error.
Paul White
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May 23, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/23/2012)
SQLRNNR (5/23/2012)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/23/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (5/23/2012)
Tom Brady? He'll be retiring soon.We can only hope.
Nah - I want to see him beat down the Broncos and Peyton every chance they get.
That goes with every other team in the league <> Broncos
Jason will be banned from any further posting on SSC soon. Please say your farewells to him now.
Steve, go easy on him and attribute it to a temprary insanity caused by an off-season withdrawal.
May 23, 2012 at 2:52 pm
SQL Kiwi (5/23/2012)
Bye Jason. Schoolboy error.
Nope -planned psychological experiment.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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May 23, 2012 at 2:57 pm
What are you all talking about?
Oh, I see .... the "other" football, the one with the lousy-shaped ball. 🙂
-- Gianluca Sartori
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