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  • April 30, 2012 at 7:59 am

    #1481254

    Steve thanks for scheduling another QOD that I had submitted.

    And hey I want to brag a bit, well maybe not a bit, but a great deal, since that is my 64th accepted/scheduled QOD

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

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  • April 30, 2012 at 8:15 am

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    bitbucket-25253 (4/30/2012)

    Steve thanks for scheduling another QOD that I had submitted.

    And hey I want to brag a bit, well maybe not a bit, but a great deal, since that is my 64th accepted/scheduled QOD

    Nice, 26 QODs.

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  • April 30, 2012 at 8:30 am

    #1481273

    bitbucket-25253 (4/30/2012)

    Steve thanks for scheduling another QOD that I had submitted.

    And hey I want to brag a bit, well maybe not a bit, but a great deal, since that is my 64th accepted/scheduled QOD

    Congrats, you are welcome, and thanks for the 64 days off 😉

  • April 30, 2012 at 8:30 am

    #1481274

    Stefan Krzywicki (4/30/2012)

    bitbucket-25253 (4/30/2012)

    Steve thanks for scheduling another QOD that I had submitted.

    And hey I want to brag a bit, well maybe not a bit, but a great deal, since that is my 64th accepted/scheduled QOD

    Nice, 26 QODs.

    Went back and checked at 10:20 AM another, the 65th has been scheduled for May 30th.

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

    Please help us, help you -before posting a question please read[/url]
    Before posting a performance problem please read[/url]

  • April 30, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    #1481567

    bitbucket-25253 (4/30/2012)

    Steve thanks for scheduling another QOD that I had submitted.

    And hey I want to brag a bit, well maybe not a bit, but a great deal, since that is my 64th accepted/scheduled QOD

    But Ron, it's not even a bytes-worth, only 3/4 of a byte. 😛

    Of course, that's more than 7 times as many as I've managed. Well done. 😎

    Tom

  • May 1, 2012 at 9:40 am

    #1481868

    Best. XKCD. Ever.[/url]

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    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • May 1, 2012 at 9:45 am

    #1481875

    Evil Kraig F (4/29/2012)

    SQL Saturday out here in Phoenix was a lot of fun, and of particular interest I met a LOT of good people, including finally getting a chance to meet our illustrious Steve Jones.

    Oh, Jeff? If you get a random thump up the back of the head (for no particular reason, I thought it was a funny idea at the time) from someone in your usergroup, that's my doing. 😉 You can pay me back sometime. 🙂

    Woot woot!

    You comin' to Detroit? I'll be sure to bring my triple banded wrist rocket for ya. 😉

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • May 1, 2012 at 9:46 am

    #1481876

    The Dixie Flatline (4/28/2012)

    Lynn, have you ever considered asking an OP to include himself in an execution plan?

    BWWWAAA-HAAAA!!!! (oops! Did that come out loud?) 🙂

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • May 1, 2012 at 10:27 am

    #1481908

    Jeff Moden (5/1/2012)

    The Dixie Flatline (4/28/2012)

    Lynn, have you ever considered asking an OP to include himself in an execution plan?

    BWWWAAA-HAAAA!!!! (oops! Did that come out loud?) 🙂

    Yes, yes it did. 😛

  • May 1, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    #1481984

    jcrawf02 (5/1/2012)

    Best. XKCD. Ever.[/url]

    LOL, excellent. Not sure it's the best, but it's pretty funny.

  • May 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    #1482066

    Steve Jones - SSC Editor (5/1/2012)

    jcrawf02 (5/1/2012)

    Best. XKCD. Ever.[/url]

    LOL, excellent. Not sure it's the best, but it's pretty funny.

    The hard part is going to be figuring out how to install that in my library...

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • May 1, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    #1482101

    Jeff Moden (5/1/2012)

    Evil Kraig F (4/29/2012)

    SQL Saturday out here in Phoenix was a lot of fun, and of particular interest I met a LOT of good people, including finally getting a chance to meet our illustrious Steve Jones.

    Oh, Jeff? If you get a random thump up the back of the head (for no particular reason, I thought it was a funny idea at the time) from someone in your usergroup, that's my doing. 😉 You can pay me back sometime. 🙂

    Woot woot!

    You comin' to Detroit? I'll be sure to bring my triple banded wrist rocket for ya. 😉

    What kind of sound does a random pork chop to the back of the head make?

    It depends....Frozen or Thawed?

    Although that launcher might generate enough velocity to cook a frozen one.

  • May 1, 2012 at 3:44 pm

    #1482123

    Greg Edwards-268690 (5/1/2012)

    Jeff Moden (5/1/2012)

    Evil Kraig F (4/29/2012)

    SQL Saturday out here in Phoenix was a lot of fun, and of particular interest I met a LOT of good people, including finally getting a chance to meet our illustrious Steve Jones.

    Oh, Jeff? If you get a random thump up the back of the head (for no particular reason, I thought it was a funny idea at the time) from someone in your usergroup, that's my doing. 😉 You can pay me back sometime. 🙂

    Woot woot!

    You comin' to Detroit? I'll be sure to bring my triple banded wrist rocket for ya. 😉

    What kind of sound does a random pork chop to the back of the head make?

    It depends....Frozen or Thawed?

    Although that launcher might generate enough velocity to cook a frozen one.

    I wonder if i stand there with my mouth open and a sign pointing up to it that says 'insert food here' if I can get him to see if they'll cook enroute. 🙂

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  • May 1, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    #1482144

    Greg Edwards-268690 (5/1/2012)

    Although that launcher might generate enough velocity to cook a frozen one.

    Aaaauuuugggghhhh.... so THAT's what's been happening!

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • May 1, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    #1482146

    Evil Kraig F (5/1/2012)

    Greg Edwards-268690 (5/1/2012)

    Jeff Moden (5/1/2012)

    Evil Kraig F (4/29/2012)

    SQL Saturday out here in Phoenix was a lot of fun, and of particular interest I met a LOT of good people, including finally getting a chance to meet our illustrious Steve Jones.

    Oh, Jeff? If you get a random thump up the back of the head (for no particular reason, I thought it was a funny idea at the time) from someone in your usergroup, that's my doing. 😉 You can pay me back sometime. 🙂

    Woot woot!

    You comin' to Detroit? I'll be sure to bring my triple banded wrist rocket for ya. 😉

    What kind of sound does a random pork chop to the back of the head make?

    It depends....Frozen or Thawed?

    Although that launcher might generate enough velocity to cook a frozen one.

    I wonder if i stand there with my mouth open and a sign pointing up to it that says 'insert food here' if I can get him to see if they'll cook enroute. 🙂

    {sniff} Man.... {sob}.... you guys are the best. I never had a volunteer for this before. {expression changes from whimpering to full blown evil grin with a sparkle in the eye as the first chop is loaded...} 😛

    --Jeff Moden

    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

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