Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Sean Lange (4/27/2012)


    I particularly liked his last comment.

    i am putting it in if condition,does that is the problem?

    I know exactly where the problem is...that big blob right between the keyboard and the chair.

    Sorry - I will try and work on my figure...:crying:

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  • SQLRNNR (4/27/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/27/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (4/27/2012)


    GilaMonster (4/27/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/27/2012)


    Gail, without really digging into this, isn't this just an expensive NOP?

    Yup.

    On the plus side, SQL's smart enough not to log the update.

    Or maybe that's part of the minus side - if it wasted disc IO logging the non-update maybe people would notice something was wrong.

    Although if they have things like that in their system, and haven't noticed any effect, maybe not.

    I think he-who-is-without-clues has relatives all around the world working in various IT shops. 😛

    Why is everybody so afraid to say his name?

    Just say it already: VOLDEMORT

    No, VOLDEMORT was only missing one clue. He didn't realize what Harry really was. As long as Harry lived, he could not die.

    He-who-is-without-clues doesn't even realize he is his biggest problem.

  • SQLRNNR (4/27/2012)


    Sean Lange (4/27/2012)


    I particularly liked his last comment.

    i am putting it in if condition,does that is the problem?

    I know exactly where the problem is...that big blob right between the keyboard and the chair.

    Sorry - I will try and work on my figure...:crying:

    Whatcha mean? You are in shape...round is a shape right??

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  • Sean Lange (4/27/2012)


    SQLRNNR (4/27/2012)


    Sean Lange (4/27/2012)


    I particularly liked his last comment.

    i am putting it in if condition,does that is the problem?

    I know exactly where the problem is...that big blob right between the keyboard and the chair.

    Sorry - I will try and work on my figure...:crying:

    Whatcha mean? You are in shape...round is a shape right??

    :hehe:

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  • Lynn Pettis (4/27/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (4/27/2012)


    GilaMonster (4/27/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/27/2012)


    Gail, without really digging into this, isn't this just an expensive NOP?

    Yup.

    On the plus side, SQL's smart enough not to log the update.

    Or maybe that's part of the minus side - if it wasted disc IO logging the non-update maybe people would notice something was wrong.

    Although if they have things like that in their system, and haven't noticed any effect, maybe not.

    I think he-who-is-without-clues has relatives all around the world working in various IT shops. 😛

    I was sorely tempted to leap in on some of he-who-is-without-clues' threads, but managed to resist. Having seen some more of his posts, I'm glad I did!

    Tom

  • L' Eomot Inversé (4/27/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/27/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (4/27/2012)


    GilaMonster (4/27/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/27/2012)


    Gail, without really digging into this, isn't this just an expensive NOP?

    Yup.

    On the plus side, SQL's smart enough not to log the update.

    Or maybe that's part of the minus side - if it wasted disc IO logging the non-update maybe people would notice something was wrong.

    Although if they have things like that in their system, and haven't noticed any effect, maybe not.

    I think he-who-is-without-clues has relatives all around the world working in various IT shops. 😛

    I was sorely tempted to leap in on some of he-who-is-without-clues' threads, but managed to resist. Having seen some more of his posts, I'm glad I did!

    you did not miss any thing. just typing in bytes of information that are being viewed by blind eyes. (would go with words falling on deaf ears but can you really hear text??)


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  • capn.hector (4/27/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (4/27/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/27/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (4/27/2012)


    GilaMonster (4/27/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/27/2012)


    Gail, without really digging into this, isn't this just an expensive NOP?

    Yup.

    On the plus side, SQL's smart enough not to log the update.

    Or maybe that's part of the minus side - if it wasted disc IO logging the non-update maybe people would notice something was wrong.

    Although if they have things like that in their system, and haven't noticed any effect, maybe not.

    I think he-who-is-without-clues has relatives all around the world working in various IT shops. 😛

    I was sorely tempted to leap in on some of he-who-is-without-clues' threads, but managed to resist. Having seen some more of his posts, I'm glad I did!

    you did not miss any thing. just typing in bytes of information that are being viewed by blind eyes. (would go with words falling on deaf ears but can you really hear text??)

    The really sad part of all of this, is when he finally finishes writing this code and it goes into production, the next post we'll see is that it takes too long to run, what can I do to improve its performance?

  • Lynn Pettis (4/27/2012)


    capn.hector (4/27/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (4/27/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/27/2012)


    L' Eomot Inversé (4/27/2012)


    GilaMonster (4/27/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/27/2012)


    Gail, without really digging into this, isn't this just an expensive NOP?

    Yup.

    On the plus side, SQL's smart enough not to log the update.

    Or maybe that's part of the minus side - if it wasted disc IO logging the non-update maybe people would notice something was wrong.

    Although if they have things like that in their system, and haven't noticed any effect, maybe not.

    I think he-who-is-without-clues has relatives all around the world working in various IT shops. 😛

    I was sorely tempted to leap in on some of he-who-is-without-clues' threads, but managed to resist. Having seen some more of his posts, I'm glad I did!

    you did not miss any thing. just typing in bytes of information that are being viewed by blind eyes. (would go with words falling on deaf ears but can you really hear text??)

    The really sad part of all of this, is when he finally finishes writing this code and it goes into production, the next post we'll see is that it takes too long to run, what can I do to improve its performance?

    There is ALWAYS something to do to improve performance.

    The only questions, IMO, are, how much, and is it worth it.

  • Lynn, have you ever considered asking an OP to include himself in an execution plan?

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  • SQL Saturday out here in Phoenix was a lot of fun, and of particular interest I met a LOT of good people, including finally getting a chance to meet our illustrious Steve Jones.

    Oh, Jeff? If you get a random thump up the back of the head (for no particular reason, I thought it was a funny idea at the time) from someone in your usergroup, that's my doing. 😉 You can pay me back sometime. 🙂

    Woot woot!


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  • Evil Kraig F (4/29/2012)


    SQL Saturday out here in Phoenix was a lot of fun, and of particular interest I met a LOT of good people, including finally getting a chance to meet our illustrious Steve Jones.

    Oh, Jeff? If you get a random thump up the back of the head (for no particular reason, I thought it was a funny idea at the time) from someone in your usergroup, that's my doing. 😉 You can pay me back sometime. 🙂

    Woot woot!

    +1

    Very nice event, and great to meet Craig in person. He has a hat, too :w00t:

  • WayneS (4/27/2012)


    dwain.c (4/27/2012)


    Alert! To any of you really serious T-SQL folk out there, drinking at this water cooler, that want a real challenge.

    Check out this thread: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1290424-392-1.aspx

    Maybe I've overcomplicated it or was thinking too much, but I finally came up with a solution that may work or possibly not. I simply don't know.

    I'm guessing no optimal solution can be done without a CURSOR loop, and then the solution you get depends on how you write the loop!

    I'm pretty darn sure that no one can do it with a single SQL INSERT (although I'd be tickled to be wrong).

    Hi Dwain,

    First... welcome to The Thread!

    I posted something over there... I think a sliding window, possibly with some of the new analytic functions could solve this issue (requires SQL 2012 for both). Don't want to pursue this further unless that is an option... but I just might do it anyway as a proof-of-concept for it.

    I for one would be interested to see how you'd solve this in SQL 2012.

    While I posted a solution (followed by what I think is a better one), I'm not 100% satisfied that either of my solutions actually fits the problem.

    Interesting that no one else gave this poor lady any actionable suggestions. I'm guessing because it is certainly not a low hanging fruit. The problem is complex (at least to my simple thinking).


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  • dwain.c (4/29/2012)


    WayneS (4/27/2012)


    dwain.c (4/27/2012)


    Alert! To any of you really serious T-SQL folk out there, drinking at this water cooler, that want a real challenge.

    Check out this thread: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1290424-392-1.aspx

    Maybe I've overcomplicated it or was thinking too much, but I finally came up with a solution that may work or possibly not. I simply don't know.

    I'm guessing no optimal solution can be done without a CURSOR loop, and then the solution you get depends on how you write the loop!

    I'm pretty darn sure that no one can do it with a single SQL INSERT (although I'd be tickled to be wrong).

    Hi Dwain,

    First... welcome to The Thread!

    I posted something over there... I think a sliding window, possibly with some of the new analytic functions could solve this issue (requires SQL 2012 for both). Don't want to pursue this further unless that is an option... but I just might do it anyway as a proof-of-concept for it.

    I for one would be interested to see how you'd solve this in SQL 2012.

    While I posted a solution (followed by what I think is a better one), I'm not 100% satisfied that either of my solutions actually fits the problem.

    Interesting that no one else gave this poor lady any actionable suggestions. I'm guessing because it is certainly not a low hanging fruit. The problem is complex (at least to my simple thinking).

    First I'll agree that there certainly isn't any SQL 2008 R2 solution that doesn't use a loop (this is only true because the recursive subqueries feature is broken in a couple of ways at a very fundamental level, with an unbroken version it would be reasonably straightforward).

    Second, your last solution looks roughly right - can only say roughly as I haven't had time to check in detail because I'm flying back to the UK today, so have only a very short time to indulge in SQL instead of packing and closing up house and so on.

    Third, sliding windows might simplify the code, might even make it possible to write a recursive CTE that would do the job; but I'm pretty sure thay wouldn't! So I suspect that even with SQL 2012 it would still need a loop.

    Tom

  • Okay Steve, I submitted my QotD this morning. You may need to do some fiddling with the image. If you have any questions, drop me an email.

  • Lynn Pettis (4/30/2012)


    Okay Steve, I submitted my QotD this morning. You may need to do some fiddling with the image. If you have any questions, drop me an email.

    Will do

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