April 24, 2012 at 10:14 am
The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)
Just....walk...
away....
Nope, too much fun watching now. I can even answer his question on why he keeps getting the same value for @qtd on subsequent runs through the loop. I even told why on the the other thread. He just won't listen.
I'm curious as to how many more threads he may open and who else may step up and try to answer his questions?
April 24, 2012 at 10:15 am
The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)
Just....walk...
away....
Yes, let him go to SO and argue there.
April 24, 2012 at 10:18 am
The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)
Just....walk...
away....
Sounds like a Bruce Springsteen Song. Is it?
April 24, 2012 at 10:22 am
Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)
Just....walk...
away....
Nope, too much fun watching now. I can even answer his question on why he keeps getting the same value for @qtd on subsequent runs through the loop. I even told why on the the other thread. He just won't listen.
I'm curious as to how many more threads he may open and who else may step up and try to answer his questions?
Sadly, watching this collection of threads has turned into my equivalent of the lunchtime soap opera.
Except that I've never voluntarily watched a soap opera.
But it's a break from the current frustration of "Yes, if this application were configured in anything remotely resembling 'normal', what you want to do would be easy. In this case, however, I'm going to have to unbreak it to get you back to standard functionality. Let me go dig..."
-Ki
April 24, 2012 at 10:24 am
Kiara (4/24/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)
Just....walk...
away....
Nope, too much fun watching now. I can even answer his question on why he keeps getting the same value for @qtd on subsequent runs through the loop. I even told why on the the other thread. He just won't listen.
I'm curious as to how many more threads he may open and who else may step up and try to answer his questions?
Sadly, watching this collection of threads has turned into my equivalent of the lunchtime soap opera.
Except that I've never voluntarily watched a soap opera.
But it's a break from the current frustration of "Yes, if this application were configured in anything remotely resembling 'normal', what you want to do would be easy. In this case, however, I'm going to have to unbreak it to get you back to standard functionality. Let me go dig..."
And it keeps getting more and more incoherent each time, just like a soap opera.
April 24, 2012 at 10:55 am
Kiara (4/24/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)
Just....walk...
away....
Nope, too much fun watching now. I can even answer his question on why he keeps getting the same value for @qtd on subsequent runs through the loop. I even told why on the the other thread. He just won't listen.
I'm curious as to how many more threads he may open and who else may step up and try to answer his questions?
Sadly, watching this collection of threads has turned into my equivalent of the lunchtime soap opera.
Except that I've never voluntarily watched a soap opera.
But it's a break from the current frustration of "Yes, if this application were configured in anything remotely resembling 'normal', what you want to do would be easy. In this case, however, I'm going to have to unbreak it to get you back to standard functionality. Let me go dig..."
Oh, no. You didn't watch Luke & Laura on General Hospital? I used to race home from high school for that one.
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April 24, 2012 at 11:26 am
Grant Fritchey (4/24/2012)
Kiara (4/24/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)
Just....walk...
away....
Nope, too much fun watching now. I can even answer his question on why he keeps getting the same value for @qtd on subsequent runs through the loop. I even told why on the the other thread. He just won't listen.
I'm curious as to how many more threads he may open and who else may step up and try to answer his questions?
Sadly, watching this collection of threads has turned into my equivalent of the lunchtime soap opera.
Except that I've never voluntarily watched a soap opera.
But it's a break from the current frustration of "Yes, if this application were configured in anything remotely resembling 'normal', what you want to do would be easy. In this case, however, I'm going to have to unbreak it to get you back to standard functionality. Let me go dig..."
Oh, no. You didn't watch Luke & Laura on General Hospital? I used to race home from high school for that one.
'Fraid not. I didn't usually get home until *way* too late for TV - too many after-school things to do.
-Ki
April 24, 2012 at 11:29 am
Kiara (4/24/2012)
Grant Fritchey (4/24/2012)
Kiara (4/24/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)
Just....walk...
away....
Nope, too much fun watching now. I can even answer his question on why he keeps getting the same value for @qtd on subsequent runs through the loop. I even told why on the the other thread. He just won't listen.
I'm curious as to how many more threads he may open and who else may step up and try to answer his questions?
Sadly, watching this collection of threads has turned into my equivalent of the lunchtime soap opera.
Except that I've never voluntarily watched a soap opera.
But it's a break from the current frustration of "Yes, if this application were configured in anything remotely resembling 'normal', what you want to do would be easy. In this case, however, I'm going to have to unbreak it to get you back to standard functionality. Let me go dig..."
Oh, no. You didn't watch Luke & Laura on General Hospital? I used to race home from high school for that one.
'Fraid not. I didn't usually get home until *way* too late for TV - too many after-school things to do.
When I was going to college right after high school, i knew many people who picked their college classes such that they were not in class during General Hospital.
April 24, 2012 at 11:43 am
Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)
Kiara (4/24/2012)
Grant Fritchey (4/24/2012)
Kiara (4/24/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)
Just....walk...
away....
Nope, too much fun watching now. I can even answer his question on why he keeps getting the same value for @qtd on subsequent runs through the loop. I even told why on the the other thread. He just won't listen.
I'm curious as to how many more threads he may open and who else may step up and try to answer his questions?
Sadly, watching this collection of threads has turned into my equivalent of the lunchtime soap opera.
Except that I've never voluntarily watched a soap opera.
But it's a break from the current frustration of "Yes, if this application were configured in anything remotely resembling 'normal', what you want to do would be easy. In this case, however, I'm going to have to unbreak it to get you back to standard functionality. Let me go dig..."
Oh, no. You didn't watch Luke & Laura on General Hospital? I used to race home from high school for that one.
'Fraid not. I didn't usually get home until *way* too late for TV - too many after-school things to do.
When I was going to college right after high school, i knew many people who picked their college classes such that they were not in class during General Hospital.
i never got into soaps. they were never as entertaining as the threads rya what ever he is logging in with has started
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April 24, 2012 at 12:20 pm
Grant Fritchey (4/24/2012)
Kiara (4/24/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)
The Dixie Flatline (4/24/2012)
Just....walk...
away....
Nope, too much fun watching now. I can even answer his question on why he keeps getting the same value for @qtd on subsequent runs through the loop. I even told why on the the other thread. He just won't listen.
I'm curious as to how many more threads he may open and who else may step up and try to answer his questions?
Sadly, watching this collection of threads has turned into my equivalent of the lunchtime soap opera.
Except that I've never voluntarily watched a soap opera.
But it's a break from the current frustration of "Yes, if this application were configured in anything remotely resembling 'normal', what you want to do would be easy. In this case, however, I'm going to have to unbreak it to get you back to standard functionality. Let me go dig..."
Oh, no. You didn't watch Luke & Laura on General Hospital? I used to race home from high school for that one.
Ooh, you must be an OLD DBA as well as a ScaryDBA if you were in high school for Luke and Laura. I was in elementary school when that was going on.
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April 24, 2012 at 12:32 pm
Who killed JR again?
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April 24, 2012 at 1:03 pm
jcrawf02 (4/24/2012)
Who killed JR again?Personally, I scheduled my college classes around "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
I didn't know JR was killed? I thought he was just shot. Plus, if he was killed, how couldhe be back in the new Dallas?
April 24, 2012 at 1:11 pm
Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)
jcrawf02 (4/24/2012)
Who killed JR again?Personally, I scheduled my college classes around "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
I didn't know JR was killed? I thought he was just shot. Plus, if he was killed, how couldhe be back in the new Dallas?
Zombie JR. Now that is interesting 🙂
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April 24, 2012 at 1:11 pm
Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)
jcrawf02 (4/24/2012)
Who killed JR again?Personally, I scheduled my college classes around "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
I didn't know JR was killed? I thought he was just shot. Plus, if he was killed, how couldhe be back in the new Dallas?
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April 24, 2012 at 1:26 pm
SQLRNNR (4/24/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/24/2012)
jcrawf02 (4/24/2012)
Who killed JR again?Personally, I scheduled my college classes around "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"
I didn't know JR was killed? I thought he was just shot. Plus, if he was killed, how couldhe be back in the new Dallas?
Reincarnated
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