Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Greg Edwards-268690 (4/20/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (4/20/2012)


    I am enjoying a lighthearted chuckle at your expense. I'm also thinking about writing up a 12-step program for you guys.

    12 Steps is likely not enough.

    They are like addicts.

    Always going to quit, but then right back at it.

    I would quit...but those meetings are just too much effort. 😀

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  • The Dixie Flatline (4/20/2012)


    I am enjoying a lighthearted chuckle at your expense. I'm also thinking about writing up a 12-step program for you guys.

    I have now found a new reason to continue feeding the trolls. It provides laughter for a fallen comrade. 😎

    Here is funny troll poem I found:

    The troll waits, snickering, under the house.

    He picks his nose and eats a mouse.

    He sratches his butt and sniffs his fingers

    (never shake hands with a troll. It lingers)

    What dastardly deeds does he plot?

    We remermber his methods, but forgot

    that he could pretend to be someone who

    is bright and writes like a goldurned noob.

    So be careful when you leaver your house

    don't forget to throw the troll a mouse;

    and wipe your feet because now and then

    you'll find troll droppings are geting 'tracked' in...

    SOURCE: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110124145518AAxnGNx

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  • Sean Lange (4/20/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (4/20/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (4/20/2012)


    I am enjoying a lighthearted chuckle at your expense. I'm also thinking about writing up a 12-step program for you guys.

    12 Steps is likely not enough.

    They are like addicts.

    Always going to quit, but then right back at it.

    I would quit...but those meetings are just too much effort. 😀

    Then just check in at a place like Hazelden.

    It might be a new way for them to branch out.

  • Greg Edwards-268690 (4/20/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (4/20/2012)


    I am enjoying a lighthearted chuckle at your expense. I'm also thinking about writing up a 12-step program for you guys.

    12 Steps is likely not enough.

    They are like addicts.

    Always going to quit, but then right back at it.

    Because once in while you think you see a light starting to go on. But then it flickers out again just as fast.

  • Lynn Pettis (4/20/2012)


    Greg Edwards-268690 (4/20/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (4/20/2012)


    I am enjoying a lighthearted chuckle at your expense. I'm also thinking about writing up a 12-step program for you guys.

    12 Steps is likely not enough.

    They are like addicts.

    Always going to quit, but then right back at it.

    Because once in while you think you see a light starting to go on. But then it flickers out again just as fast.

    Illusion....

  • Lynn Pettis (4/20/2012)


    Because once in while you think you see a light starting to go on. But then it flickers out again just as fast.

    Or maybe it was too dim to start with 😀

    Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
    Anon.

  • Different note, anyone care to try and explain this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1287023-8-1.aspx?

  • David Burrows (4/20/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/20/2012)


    Because once in while you think you see a light starting to go on. But then it flickers out again just as fast.

    Or maybe it was too dim to start with 😀

    I think it is the light from a passing car at night reflecting through a darkened room.

    On another note, I think I'm glad I don't have to support whatever code he is some how managing to put together with duct tape and baling wire.

  • Lynn Pettis (4/20/2012)


    Different note, anyone care to try and explain this one: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1287023-8-1.aspx?

    Explained.

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    "Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon

  • Brandie Tarvin (4/20/2012)


    SQLRNNR (4/20/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (4/20/2012)


    Unrelated question:

    Has anyone heard of a company called Kaseya? They apparently do IT software, user conferences, and webinars, but I can't find much more out about them - reviews, etc.- (unless my Googlefu just sucks today). They have some interesting webinars coming up that I'm tempted to take, but since I've never heard of them before today, I'm leary that this might just be another spam marketeer pimping their own products.

    http://www.kaseya.com/events/webinars.aspx

    Heard of them - have a client that uses them.

    Anything good? Anything bad?

    Or just heard of them?

    PM'd you - assuming that your inbox has been fixed.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • The Dixie Flatline (4/20/2012)


    I am enjoying a lighthearted chuckle at your expense. I'm also thinking about writing up a 12-step program for you guys.

    I am there with you.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • SQLRNNR (4/20/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (4/20/2012)


    I am enjoying a lighthearted chuckle at your expense. I'm also thinking about writing up a 12-step program for you guys.

    I am there with you.

    Actually, I think I need to work on my Won't Power. You know, I won't answer any more of that individuals questions. Obviously I am very weak in this area at the moment.

  • Lynn Pettis (4/20/2012)


    SQLRNNR (4/20/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (4/20/2012)


    I am enjoying a lighthearted chuckle at your expense. I'm also thinking about writing up a 12-step program for you guys.

    I am there with you.

    Actually, I think I need to work on my Won't Power. You know, I won't answer any more of that individuals questions. Obviously I am very weak in this area at the moment.

    In my best Obi-Wan voice...

    You will no longer help this individual...

    They do not need your help...

    Walk away as they are fine on their own..

    _______________________________________________________________

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    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 1 – Converting Rows to Columns - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/T-SQL/63681/
    Cross Tabs and Pivots, Part 2 - Dynamic Cross Tabs - http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/Crosstab/65048/
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  • Sean Lange (4/20/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/20/2012)


    SQLRNNR (4/20/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (4/20/2012)


    I am enjoying a lighthearted chuckle at your expense. I'm also thinking about writing up a 12-step program for you guys.

    I am there with you.

    Actually, I think I need to work on my Won't Power. You know, I won't answer any more of that individuals questions. Obviously I am very weak in this area at the moment.

    In my best Obi-Wan voice...

    You will no longer help this individual...

    They do not need your help...

    Walk away as they are fine on their own..

    Hmmm, On the weak minded only do the Jedi mind tricks work.

  • Lynn Pettis (4/20/2012)


    Sean Lange (4/20/2012)


    Lynn Pettis (4/20/2012)


    SQLRNNR (4/20/2012)


    The Dixie Flatline (4/20/2012)


    I am enjoying a lighthearted chuckle at your expense. I'm also thinking about writing up a 12-step program for you guys.

    I am there with you.

    Actually, I think I need to work on my Won't Power. You know, I won't answer any more of that individuals questions. Obviously I am very weak in this area at the moment.

    In my best Obi-Wan voice...

    You will no longer help this individual...

    They do not need your help...

    Walk away as they are fine on their own..

    Hmmm, On the weak minded only do the Jedi mind tricks work.

    You did say you were weak.:Whistling:

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
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