April 4, 2012 at 9:10 am
capn.hector (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
GilaMonster (4/4/2012)
A new misspelling for my records...Thank you Linn and Gylla
Me too.
i always like the ones that thank my post count level thingy (ssc-whatever)
Yeah, that was fun when I had the Insane title.
Gail Shaw
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April 4, 2012 at 9:35 am
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
Sean Lange (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
capn.hector (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
Or when they address you by that descriptor. That's good as well.Thanks Coach!!!
No, no, no. That is SSCoach. 😉
All these levels beginning SS look a bit like Schutzstaffel ranks. :laugh:
So should you be addressed as Herr SS-Hauptausbildungslehrführer? :hehe:
Tom
April 4, 2012 at 9:43 am
L' Eomot Inversé (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
Sean Lange (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
capn.hector (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
Or when they address you by that descriptor. That's good as well.Thanks Coach!!!
No, no, no. That is SSCoach. 😉
All these levels beginning SS look a bit like Schutzstaffel ranks. :laugh:
So should you be addressed as Herr SS-Hauptausbildungslehrführer? :hehe:
And I was thinking they were naval designations.
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April 4, 2012 at 9:49 am
L' Eomot Inversé (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
Sean Lange (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
capn.hector (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
Or when they address you by that descriptor. That's good as well.Thanks Coach!!!
No, no, no. That is SSCoach. 😉
All these levels beginning SS look a bit like Schutzstaffel ranks. :laugh:
So should you be addressed as Herr SS-Hauptausbildungslehrführer? :hehe:
Having a rank like that would be a war crime in itself.
April 4, 2012 at 10:33 am
Revenant (4/4/2012)
L' Eomot Inversé (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
Sean Lange (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
capn.hector (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
Or when they address you by that descriptor. That's good as well.Thanks Coach!!!
No, no, no. That is SSCoach. 😉
All these levels beginning SS look a bit like Schutzstaffel ranks. :laugh:
So should you be addressed as Herr SS-Hauptausbildungslehrführer? :hehe:
Having a rank like that would be a war crime in itself.
More a philological crime, I think. Although it might actually be a real word - "head training/teaching guide" is bound to be a single word in German (the language's philosophy appears to include "why use a four short words when one very long one will do"), but I haven't a clue what that word actually is so there's a distant possibility that the thing I stuck together is it.
Tom
April 4, 2012 at 10:45 am
Ever worked with someone who can't seem to handle answering more than one question in an email? I'll ask several related questions and receive an answer to one, so I'll reply and re-ask all the unanswered questions and get an email back answering one and have to repeat this until I get all my answers one at a time, if I'm lucky.
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April 4, 2012 at 10:49 am
Stefan Krzywicki (4/4/2012)
Ever worked with someone who can't seem to handle answering more than one question in an email? I'll ask several related questions and receive an answer to one, so I'll reply and re-ask all the unanswered questions and get an email back answering one and have to repeat this until I get all my answers one at a time, if I'm lucky.
Not in email, but in the forums many, many times.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
April 4, 2012 at 10:52 am
Anyone in the mood for a deadlock? Please? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1277697-1550-1.aspx
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
April 4, 2012 at 10:52 am
GilaMonster (4/4/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/4/2012)
Ever worked with someone who can't seem to handle answering more than one question in an email? I'll ask several related questions and receive an answer to one, so I'll reply and re-ask all the unanswered questions and get an email back answering one and have to repeat this until I get all my answers one at a time, if I'm lucky.Not in email, but in the forums many, many times.
Yeah, now that you mention it, I do see that in the forums a lot.
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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams
April 4, 2012 at 10:55 am
Brandie Tarvin (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
GilaMonster (4/4/2012)
A new misspelling for my records...Thank you Linn and Gylla
Me too.
I'm stealing these name spellings for a story. @=)
You guys wanna be villains, heroes, or McGuffins?
Evil Kraig always needs to be a McGuffin, simply because it's more ironic that way. 🙂
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April 4, 2012 at 11:54 am
Evil Kraig F (4/4/2012)
Brandie Tarvin (4/4/2012)
Lynn Pettis (4/4/2012)
GilaMonster (4/4/2012)
A new misspelling for my records...Thank you Linn and Gylla
Me too.
I'm stealing these name spellings for a story. @=)
You guys wanna be villains, heroes, or McGuffins?
Evil Kraig always needs to be a McGuffin, simply because it's more ironic that way. 🙂
Thanks Evil! :hehe:
(from the deadlock thread OP)
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April 4, 2012 at 12:07 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (4/4/2012)
Ever worked with someone who can't seem to handle answering more than one question in an email? I'll ask several related questions and receive an answer to one, so I'll reply and re-ask all the unanswered questions and get an email back answering one and have to repeat this until I get all my answers one at a time, if I'm lucky.
Yup. The company I worked for was purchased by another company and basically everyone on the existing IT staff for that company was like that. I finally started sending an email per question one right after the other. It was the only way I could get all my questions answered. I even tried putting my questions in bullets and I'd still only get one answered per email.
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April 4, 2012 at 12:22 pm
Jack Corbett (4/4/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/4/2012)
Ever worked with someone who can't seem to handle answering more than one question in an email? I'll ask several related questions and receive an answer to one, so I'll reply and re-ask all the unanswered questions and get an email back answering one and have to repeat this until I get all my answers one at a time, if I'm lucky.Yup. The company I worked for was purchased by another company and basically everyone on the existing IT staff for that company was like that. I finally started sending an email per question one right after the other. It was the only way I could get all my questions answered. I even tried putting my questions in bullets and I'd still only get one answered per email.
im lucky that i get asked questions so when i reply asking questions to solve there questions i get an answer to only one of the questions and have to repeat my questions then a week later get asked why i havent answered there question and ask them more questions.
thats a lot of emails, no wonder i keep hitting 2 gig on my outlook pst. i love working in IT.
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April 4, 2012 at 12:25 pm
Stefan Krzywicki (4/4/2012)
Ever worked with someone who can't seem to handle answering more than one question in an email? I'll ask several related questions and receive an answer to one, so I'll reply and re-ask all the unanswered questions and get an email back answering one and have to repeat this until I get all my answers one at a time, if I'm lucky.
Yes. It really irritated me, frustrated me, nearly drove me bats.
Tom
April 4, 2012 at 12:32 pm
L' Eomot Inversé (4/4/2012)
Stefan Krzywicki (4/4/2012)
Ever worked with someone who can't seem to handle answering more than one question in an email? I'll ask several related questions and receive an answer to one, so I'll reply and re-ask all the unanswered questions and get an email back answering one and have to repeat this until I get all my answers one at a time, if I'm lucky.Yes. It really irritated me, frustrated me, nearly drove me bats.
Nearly? What was it that finally pushed you over the edge? 😉
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