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  • April 3, 2012 at 10:50 am

    #1468351

    Jack Corbett (4/3/2012)

    Hey, I haven't gotten the newsletter for today, has anyone else had this issue?

    Me, too.

  • April 3, 2012 at 10:55 am

    #1468354

    capn.hector (4/3/2012)

    GSquared (4/3/2012)

    Brandie Tarvin (4/3/2012)

    Revenant (4/2/2012)

    AUI, meaning Administering Under Influence.

    Isn't that illegal?

    I'm sure there's some sort of law against that... Or is the law for it? I can never remember.

    I'm pretty sure Phil Factor would argue it should be mandatory.

    come on now are you forgetting the ballmer peak?

    http://xkcd.com/323/

    it proves drinking improves your coding ability

    Ummm ... I linked to it about 1 page back.

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  • April 3, 2012 at 10:56 am

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    Roy Ernest (4/3/2012)

    Long time since I have been here.... Did I miss anything other than Spanish Inquisition?

    Welcome back!

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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  • April 3, 2012 at 11:04 am

    #1468361

    Roy Ernest (4/3/2012)

    Long time since I have been here.... Did I miss anything other than Spanish Inquisition?

    Nothing that nobody would expect...

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  • April 3, 2012 at 11:05 am

    #1468362

    GSquared (4/3/2012)

    capn.hector (4/3/2012)

    GSquared (4/3/2012)

    Brandie Tarvin (4/3/2012)

    Revenant (4/2/2012)

    AUI, meaning Administering Under Influence.

    Isn't that illegal?

    I'm sure there's some sort of law against that... Or is the law for it? I can never remember.

    I'm pretty sure Phil Factor would argue it should be mandatory.

    come on now are you forgetting the ballmer peak?

    http://xkcd.com/323/

    it proves drinking improves your coding ability

    Ummm ... I linked to it about 1 page back.

    Clearly his drinking has passed the peak. 🙂

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  • April 3, 2012 at 11:53 am

    #1468401

    Some people really shouldn't be allowed near SQL Server systems.

  • April 3, 2012 at 11:59 am

    #1468407

    Lynn Pettis (4/3/2012)

    Some people really shouldn't be allowed near SQL Server systems.

    Come on. I'm not that dangerous.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

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  • April 3, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    #1468409

    Grant Fritchey (4/3/2012)

    Lynn Pettis (4/3/2012)

    Some people really shouldn't be allowed near SQL Server systems.

    Come on. I'm not that dangerous.

    Not talking about you, at least this time.

  • April 3, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    #1468410

    Stefan Krzywicki (4/3/2012)

    GSquared (4/3/2012)

    capn.hector (4/3/2012)

    GSquared (4/3/2012)

    Brandie Tarvin (4/3/2012)

    Revenant (4/2/2012)

    AUI, meaning Administering Under Influence.

    Isn't that illegal?

    I'm sure there's some sort of law against that... Or is the law for it? I can never remember.

    I'm pretty sure Phil Factor would argue it should be mandatory.

    come on now are you forgetting the ballmer peak?

    http://xkcd.com/323/

    it proves drinking improves your coding ability

    Ummm ... I linked to it about 1 page back.

    Clearly his drinking has passed the peak. 🙂

    no i just started work, im not quite there.

    For faster help in answering any problems Please read How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help - Jeff Moden[/url] for the best way to ask your question.

    For performance Issues see how we like them posted here: How to Post Performance Problems - Gail Shaw[/url]

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  • April 3, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    #1468420

    Lynn Pettis (4/3/2012)

    Some people really shouldn't be allowed near SQL Server systems.

    Wasn't me. Haven't been near a real server all day.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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  • April 3, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    #1468425

    GilaMonster (4/3/2012)

    Lynn Pettis (4/3/2012)

    Some people really shouldn't be allowed near SQL Server systems.

    Wasn't me. Haven't been near a real server all day.

    Hmm... whatever the word 'near' means when it comes to servers. I don't even know where are the servers I am working with.

  • April 3, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    #1468428

    Revenant (4/3/2012)

    Jack Corbett (4/3/2012)

    Hey, I haven't gotten the newsletter for today, has anyone else had this issue?

    Me, too.

    I didn't get the newsletter today, either.

    I guess there was no newsletter today because the newsletter calendar is also empty for today.

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  • April 3, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    #1468435

    GilaMonster (4/3/2012)

    Lynn Pettis (4/3/2012)

    Some people really shouldn't be allowed near SQL Server systems.

    Wasn't me. Haven't been near a real server all day.

    Nope, not you either.

  • April 3, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    #1468450

    Lynn Pettis (4/3/2012)

    GilaMonster (4/3/2012)

    Lynn Pettis (4/3/2012)

    Some people really shouldn't be allowed near SQL Server systems.

    Wasn't me. Haven't been near a real server all day.

    Nope, not you either.

    cant be me, i have been working at the peak of the ballmer curve since i got back from lunch.

    For faster help in answering any problems Please read How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help - Jeff Moden[/url] for the best way to ask your question.

    For performance Issues see how we like them posted here: How to Post Performance Problems - Gail Shaw[/url]

    Need to Split some strings? Jeff Moden's DelimitedSplit8K[/url]
    Jeff Moden's Cross tab and Pivots Part 1[/url]
    Jeff Moden's Cross tab and Pivots Part 2[/url]

  • April 3, 2012 at 2:02 pm

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    Lynn Pettis (4/3/2012)

    Some people really shouldn't be allowed near SQL Server systems.

    I too resemble that remark.

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