Are the posted questions getting worse?
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Steve Jones - Editor (4/16/2009)
Chicken thread for the soul?The Threadinator?
I suspect this one will never get caught.
Nice tie to "American Pie"
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Grant Fritchey (4/16/2009)
Jeff Moden (4/16/2009)
Thread softly and carry a big pork chop.You owe my company a new monitor.
Ha!
BWAA-HAA!!! "Let them eat thread!"
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally) -
Jeff Moden (4/16/2009)
Grant Fritchey (4/16/2009)
Jeff Moden (4/16/2009)
Thread softly and carry a big pork chop.You owe my company a new monitor.
Ha!
BWAA-HAA!!! "Let them eat thread!"
Evidently you're not supposed to spit water all over them while laughing. Who knew?
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
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Chris Morris (4/16/2009)
Well-known films by Stanley Thread:Fear and The Thread
Thread's Kiss
Threads of Glory
Marriage to The Thread
The Thread moves to England
Dr. Strangethread
2009: A Thread Odyssey
A Clockwork Thread
R Barry Thread
The Threading
Full Metal Thread
Eyes Sewn Shut
"Bring me the Thread of Alfredo Garcia" ?
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Grant Fritchey (4/16/2009)
Jeff Moden (4/16/2009)
Thread softly and carry a big pork chop.You owe my company a new monitor.
Ha!
ROFL!
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Proactive Performance Solutions, Inc. [/font][font="Verdana"] "Performance is our middle name."[/font] -
Most apt for this discussion:
"Thread Games"
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And with that.....
we'll continue on, I guess.
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Thread Nine from Outer Space?
or wasn't "thread" the stuff that fell on Pern, destroyed all life it encountered, and was only thwarted by fire breathing dragons?
And then again, I might be wrong ...
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David Webb (4/16/2009)
wasn't "thread" the stuff that fell on Pern, destroyed all life it encountered, and was only thwarted by fire breathing dragons?[font="Verdana"]Sure was! Their whole societal organisation was based around fighting thread...[/font]
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I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and Thread....
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
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Grant Fritchey (4/16/2009)
Evidently you're not supposed to spit water all over them while laughing. Who knew?That's some funny stuff when that happens. I did the same thing once except a little worse... I blew a pork chop bone out of a nostril and hit the boss. 😛
--Jeff Moden
RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.
Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally) -
Grant Fritchey (4/16/2009)
Evidently you're not supposed to spit water all over them while laughing. Who knew?[font="Verdana"]On another site I frequented, this was known as the "coke spew". You got extra points if it was a nasal coke spew.
Not sure about pork chop bones though... Jeff, there are just some things I don't want to envisage!
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You got extra points if it was a nasal coke spew.
You should get extra points... those suckers are painful !!
Pork chops... I don't even want to think about it. :unsure:
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Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. -- Friedrich Schiller
Stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's going down. -- Stephen Stills -
Bruce W Cassidy (4/16/2009)
[font="Verdana"]On another site I frequented, this was known as the "coke spew". You got extra points if it was a nasal coke spew.[/font]
Ow, now that burns!
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Proactive Performance Solutions, Inc. [/font][font="Verdana"] "Performance is our middle name."[/font]
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