Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Grant Fritchey (4/15/2009)


    Actually sounded like some of the deconstructionist stuff I used to have to read in film school. Lots of words, doesn't say much.

    [font="Verdana"]Mmm. "Indisputable validity... I don't know why it's indisputable, but it is!" The old "take my word for it" argument, except he even manages to back out of that!

    So yes, I think you might be on to something. Perhaps there's been a down turn in the movie review business, and now they are turning to technical writing? Whether or not it's true is anyone's guess. So let's just take it as indisputable!

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  • Bob, did you notice? We should hit 3500 posts soon!

    I'm not going to get all excited again until we are approaching 5K ๐Ÿ™‚

    I've been trying to do more answering and less blabbering. :Whistling:

    I wonder when this thread will have more posts than me?

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  • So tired... Answered ... so many ... posts... must get... sleep. then answer... more posts... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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  • RBarryYoung (4/16/2009)


    So tired... Answered ... so many ... posts... must get... sleep. then answer... more posts... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

    Hey get some rest Barry! Like the first part of your article, this is the calm before the storm.

    Great article btw. Make it look easy, draw the punters in all wide-eyed...

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  • Bruce W Cassidy (4/15/2009)


    GSquared (4/15/2009)


    I posted a simplified explanation of each. Hopefully it's neither too simplified nor not simplified enough. Hard to judge that sometimes in these cases.

    [font="Verdana"]I didn't want to confuse issues by asking "aren't there some ANSI standards around character sets and collations?"[/font]

    If I'm not mistaken, ASCII and Unicode are both ANSI standards, but I didn't want to add that level of complexity to the explanation.

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  • I wonder if you guys feel asleep with your faces resting on the keyboard....

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  • If I'm not mistaken, ASCII and Unicode are both ANSI standards, but I didn't want to add that level of complexity to the explanation.

    EBCDIC !!!

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  • IIRC, ASCII was originally a separate standards organization (probably sponsored by the federal government) , that was later subsumed by ANSI. It may very well have been the first computer standard that ANSI took over. I beleive the ANSI pre-existed that event by quite some time as it was involved in a lot of other materials, manufacturing and engineering standards.

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  • Hey Barry, I can't keep up with the comments on your article anymore. If it keeps up is might catch "The Thread".

  • Barry, ASCII stands for American Standard Code for Information Interchange. It was a standard promulgated by the American Standards Association, which was a predecessor organization to ANSI.

    See Wikipedia.

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  • Jack Corbett (4/16/2009)


    Hey Barry, I can't keep up with the comments on your article anymore. If it keeps up is might catch "The Thread".

    Nooooooooooooooooooooo, not two threads!

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    Jack Corbett (4/16/2009)


    Hey Barry, I can't keep up with the comments on your article anymore. If it keeps up is might catch "The Thread".

    Nooooooooooooooooooooo, not two threads!

    Multi-threaded water cooler?



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  • This is like following a chain of B-Movie horror films...

    First there was.... "The Thread".

    Then came the "The Son of Thread".

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    Abbott and Costello Meet The Thread

    Threadhead Chicks Gone Wild

    300 Spartans and a Thread

    Batman... the Dark Thread

    Remember: In a thread... no one can hear you scream.

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  • All I know is, if the THREAD starts to approach 5000 posts, I'm going to hunt it down & kill it before it passes me.

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  • Jack Corbett (4/16/2009)


    Hey Barry, I can't keep up with the comments on your article anymore. If it keeps up is might catch "The Thread".

    219 posts on Barry's article thread currently. That's sort of a light snack for The Thread.

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