Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Evil Kraig F (2/17/2012)


    GSquared (2/17/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/17/2012)


    Way way back Virginia Tech was working on a system with a buried cable in each lane, a sensing mechanism on the front of your can, automatic steering / throttle controls so you could pick a lane, fall asleep and your car would safely continue on .... But alas and alack they could never get the system to work 100 percent perfect and the cost of burying those cables in each road, even just interstate limited access highways, would make today's national debt look small

    And heaven forbid a minor earthquake or some such cut the cable and killed thousands of drivers.

    There's another version out there that detects lanes via the pain lines/reflectors and uses collision detection to determine its speed.

    Yeah, but those get worn out pretty quickly. And I'd hate to be the person who had to program a computer to drive in fog/smoke. They have enough trouble with image recognition when things are bright and clear.

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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  • GSquared (2/17/2012)


    Evil Kraig F (2/17/2012)


    GSquared (2/17/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/17/2012)


    Way way back Virginia Tech was working on a system with a buried cable in each lane, a sensing mechanism on the front of your can, automatic steering / throttle controls so you could pick a lane, fall asleep and your car would safely continue on .... But alas and alack they could never get the system to work 100 percent perfect and the cost of burying those cables in each road, even just interstate limited access highways, would make today's national debt look small

    And heaven forbid a minor earthquake or some such cut the cable and killed thousands of drivers.

    There's another version out there that detects lanes via the pain lines/reflectors and uses collision detection to determine its speed.

    Yeah, but those get worn out pretty quickly. And I'd hate to be the person who had to program a computer to drive in fog/smoke. They have enough trouble with image recognition when things are bright and clear.

    There've been some pretty amazing developments

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA_Grand_Challenge

    And there's been advancements since then.

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (2/17/2012)


    GSquared (2/17/2012)


    Evil Kraig F (2/17/2012)


    GSquared (2/17/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/17/2012)


    Way way back Virginia Tech was working on a system with a buried cable in each lane, a sensing mechanism on the front of your can, automatic steering / throttle controls so you could pick a lane, fall asleep and your car would safely continue on .... But alas and alack they could never get the system to work 100 percent perfect and the cost of burying those cables in each road, even just interstate limited access highways, would make today's national debt look small

    And heaven forbid a minor earthquake or some such cut the cable and killed thousands of drivers.

    There's another version out there that detects lanes via the pain lines/reflectors and uses collision detection to determine its speed.

    Yeah, but those get worn out pretty quickly. And I'd hate to be the person who had to program a computer to drive in fog/smoke. They have enough trouble with image recognition when things are bright and clear.

    There've been some pretty amazing developments

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA_Grand_Challenge

    And there's been advancements since then.

    Yep. And the Google car, too.

    Pretty cool stuff. Especially since I seriously dislike driving and would much rather be able to read while passengering or something like that.

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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  • Stefan Krzywicki (2/17/2012)


    GSquared (2/17/2012)


    Evil Kraig F (2/17/2012)


    GSquared (2/17/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/17/2012)


    Way way back Virginia Tech was working on a system with a buried cable in each lane, a sensing mechanism on the front of your can, automatic steering / throttle controls so you could pick a lane, fall asleep and your car would safely continue on .... But alas and alack they could never get the system to work 100 percent perfect and the cost of burying those cables in each road, even just interstate limited access highways, would make today's national debt look small

    And heaven forbid a minor earthquake or some such cut the cable and killed thousands of drivers.

    There's another version out there that detects lanes via the pain lines/reflectors and uses collision detection to determine its speed.

    Yeah, but those get worn out pretty quickly. And I'd hate to be the person who had to program a computer to drive in fog/smoke. They have enough trouble with image recognition when things are bright and clear.

    There've been some pretty amazing developments

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA_Grand_Challenge

    And there's been advancements since then.

    Yeah, pretty soon there'll be no manned vehicles / planes / etc, just a bunch of doughnut eating video gamers fighting wars. Remember you heard it here first. ๐Ÿ™

    David

    @SQLTentmaker

    โ€œHe is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot loseโ€ - Jim Elliot

  • David Benoit (2/17/2012)


    Stefan Krzywicki (2/17/2012)


    GSquared (2/17/2012)


    Evil Kraig F (2/17/2012)


    GSquared (2/17/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/17/2012)


    Way way back Virginia Tech was working on a system with a buried cable in each lane, a sensing mechanism on the front of your can, automatic steering / throttle controls so you could pick a lane, fall asleep and your car would safely continue on .... But alas and alack they could never get the system to work 100 percent perfect and the cost of burying those cables in each road, even just interstate limited access highways, would make today's national debt look small

    And heaven forbid a minor earthquake or some such cut the cable and killed thousands of drivers.

    There's another version out there that detects lanes via the pain lines/reflectors and uses collision detection to determine its speed.

    Yeah, but those get worn out pretty quickly. And I'd hate to be the person who had to program a computer to drive in fog/smoke. They have enough trouble with image recognition when things are bright and clear.

    There've been some pretty amazing developments

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA_Grand_Challenge

    And there's been advancements since then.

    Yeah, pretty soon there'll be no manned vehicles / planes / etc, just a bunch of doughnut eating video gamers fighting wars. Remember you heard it here first. ๐Ÿ™

    To be fair, There've been SF stories about that for 60 years or more.

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  • LOL - I'll concede. Sort of like trying to claim the idea behind the internet huh? ๐Ÿ™‚

    David

    @SQLTentmaker

    โ€œHe is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot loseโ€ - Jim Elliot

  • Evil Kraig F (2/17/2012)


    GSquared (2/17/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/17/2012)


    Way way back Virginia Tech was working on a system with a buried cable in each lane, a sensing mechanism on the front of your can, automatic steering / throttle controls so you could pick a lane, fall asleep and your car would safely continue on .... But alas and alack they could never get the system to work 100 percent perfect and the cost of burying those cables in each road, even just interstate limited access highways, would make today's national debt look small

    And heaven forbid a minor earthquake or some such cut the cable and killed thousands of drivers.

    There's another version out there that detects lanes via the pain lines/reflectors and uses collision detection to determine its speed.

    So, in true gaming fashion, the system accelerates the vehicles when a collision is imminent? ๐Ÿ˜€

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Greg Edwards-268690 (2/17/2012)


    Try synthetic oil.

    I did and it works... hate the taste, though. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (2/16/2012)


    GilaMonster (2/16/2012)


    SQL Kiwi (2/16/2012)


    Are the posted articles[/url] getting worse?

    Dunno about worse, but definitely shorter

    Hit and miss, and this one was short. We have some long ones coming at times.

    It's a solution, and one that someone found worthwhile. If we are only going to publish the best solution for every problem, I think, well, that's impossible.

    Think of it as a kind of "spackle" article with no fluff whatsoever.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • Jeff Moden (2/17/2012)


    Evil Kraig F (2/17/2012)


    GSquared (2/17/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/17/2012)


    Way way back Virginia Tech was working on a system with a buried cable in each lane, a sensing mechanism on the front of your can, automatic steering / throttle controls so you could pick a lane, fall asleep and your car would safely continue on .... But alas and alack they could never get the system to work 100 percent perfect and the cost of burying those cables in each road, even just interstate limited access highways, would make today's national debt look small

    And heaven forbid a minor earthquake or some such cut the cable and killed thousands of drivers.

    There's another version out there that detects lanes via the pain lines/reflectors and uses collision detection to determine its speed.

    So, in true gaming fashion, the system accelerates the vehicles when a collision is imminent? ๐Ÿ˜€

    Naw that's not true gaming fashion - what it does it slows down every other car, while speeding up the one behind it. Creating an advanced version of bumper cars

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

    Please help us, help you -before posting a question please read[/url]
    Before posting a performance problem please read[/url]

  • The subject of these self driving or assisted driving cars got me to search the web. Try viewing these

    Nevada Becomes First State To Regulate Self-Driving Cars

    http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2012/02/17/self_driving_cars_now_regulated_in_nevada_.html

    Video: Google's Self-Driving Cars in Action!

    http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2370532,00.asp

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

    Please help us, help you -before posting a question please read[/url]
    Before posting a performance problem please read[/url]

  • When going to "Recent Posts", this shows up:

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/scripts/CROSS+JOIN/87362/

    Note that it is a SCRIPT so why oh why is it appearing in "Recent Posts" - another foul up something like what was happening with Blog postings?

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

    Please help us, help you -before posting a question please read[/url]
    Before posting a performance problem please read[/url]

  • bitbucket-25253 (2/18/2012)


    When going to "Recent Posts", this shows up:

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/scripts/CROSS+JOIN/87362/

    Note that it is a SCRIPT so why oh why is it appearing in "Recent Posts" - another foul up something like what was happening with Blog postings?

    To add to that, I applaud someone sharing an idea, but that one is pretty old and pretty bad even if it were for SQL Server 2000 or earlier.

    --Jeff Moden


    RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
    First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
    ________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

    Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.


    Helpful Links:
    How to post code problems
    How to Post Performance Problems
    Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

  • I think we have some of the changes surfacing in the Recent Activity. We do create threads, and have wanted discussions for scripts, so this might be appearing.

    I think it's OK, but welcome debate.

  • The blog-related threads seem to be mostly gone. I noticed a couple during the week (see page or so earlier in the thread), but none this weekend. I think the developer can be untied from his desk now. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

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