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  • Brandie

    go here

    http://originalchocolatebar.com/newintro.html

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

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  • bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)


    Brandie

    go here

    http://originalchocolatebar.com/newintro.html

    HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)

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  • Koen Verbeeck (2/15/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)


    Since we're back on the original topic...

    Why does the sky change colors?

    Sometimes it's pale blue, sometimes it's dark blue, sometimes it's black with little lights, and sometimes it's orange.

    Can someone code the changes for me so I understand them? I need this for my physics class and need it in less than an hour. Do this now, pls.

    (and now Brandie will hide so no one can find her and hurt her. @=)

    You forgot:

    pls explain by step by step procedure.

    Pls reply...

    Also forgot "Exprts only"

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  • Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)


    Brandie

    go here

    http://originalchocolatebar.com/newintro.html

    HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)

    Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a bite of chocolate washed down with a sip of the Martini ?

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

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  • bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)


    Brandie

    go here

    http://originalchocolatebar.com/newintro.html

    HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)

    Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a bite of chocolate washed down with a sip of the Martini ?

    Be honest?

    It's the drunk guy at the bar bragging about his IT skills who I am going to knock over the head, drag back to my workplace, and put on the phone with my customer.

    Let him deal with the problem. I've got a date at the beach!

    Brandie Tarvin, MCITP Database AdministratorLiveJournal Blog: http://brandietarvin.livejournal.com/[/url]On LinkedIn!, Google+, and Twitter.Freelance Writer: ShadowrunLatchkeys: Nevermore, Latchkeys: The Bootleg War, and Latchkeys: Roscoes in the Night are now available on Nook and Kindle.

  • Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)


    bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)


    Brandie

    go here

    http://originalchocolatebar.com/newintro.html

    HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)

    Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a bite of chocolate washed down with a sip of the Martini ?

    Be honest?

    It's the drunk guy at the bar bragging about his IT skills who I am going to knock over the head, drag back to my workplace, and put on the phone with my customer.

    Let him deal with the problem. I've got a date at the beach!

    Just so long as you don't short circuit on that and drag the drunk IT guy or the customer to the beach, I guess you'll be okay on that.

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  • GSquared (2/15/2012)


    Koen Verbeeck (2/15/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)


    Since we're back on the original topic...

    Why does the sky change colors?

    Sometimes it's pale blue, sometimes it's dark blue, sometimes it's black with little lights, and sometimes it's orange.

    Can someone code the changes for me so I understand them? I need this for my physics class and need it in less than an hour. Do this now, pls.

    (and now Brandie will hide so no one can find her and hurt her. @=)

    You forgot:

    pls explain by step by step procedure.

    Pls reply...

    Also forgot "Exprts only"

    As long as their topic title isn't screaming in caps, I can stand most of it. 🙂

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  • Brandie Tarvin (2/15/2012)


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    bitbucket-25253 (2/15/2012)


    Brandie

    go here

    http://originalchocolatebar.com/newintro.html

    HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)

    Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a bite of chocolate washed down with a sip of the Martini ?

    Be honest?

    It's the drunk guy at the bar bragging about his IT skills who I am going to knock over the head, drag back to my workplace, and put on the phone with my customer.

    Let him deal with the problem. I've got a date at the beach!

    That should seriously help the client...


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    Brandie

    go here

    http://originalchocolatebar.com/newintro.html

    HA! That's exactly what I need. Thanks. @=)

    Now, now be honest is it the chocolate or the Martinis or maybe a bite of chocolate washed down with a sip of the Martini ?

    Be honest?

    It's the drunk guy at the bar bragging about his IT skills who I am going to knock over the head, drag back to my workplace, and put on the phone with my customer.

    Let him deal with the problem. I've got a date at the beach!

    That should seriously help the client...

    Oh? Are you planning to be the drunk guy at the bar? @=)

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  • Can I just say, I hate that nothing dies in Florida? For those of you experiencing winter, please send snow in my direction. I'm in desperate need of something to stop the crap from blooming. I can barely breathe.

    http://www.weather.com/outlook/health/allergies/weather/32224?lswe=&lswa=&whatprefs=&from=allergy_welcome

    @sob!

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  • Brandie Tarvin (2/16/2012)


    Can I just say, I hate that nothing dies in Florida? For those of you experiencing winter, please send snow in my direction. I'm in desperate need of something to stop the crap from blooming. I can barely breathe.

    http://www.weather.com/outlook/health/allergies/weather/32224?lswe=&lswa=&whatprefs=&from=allergy_welcome

    @sob!

    There's no help for you from Boston this year. A friend of mine just took pictures of the daffodils coming up in her yard.

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (2/16/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (2/16/2012)


    Can I just say, I hate that nothing dies in Florida? For those of you experiencing winter, please send snow in my direction. I'm in desperate need of something to stop the crap from blooming. I can barely breathe.

    http://www.weather.com/outlook/health/allergies/weather/32224?lswe=&lswa=&whatprefs=&from=allergy_welcome

    @sob!

    There's no help for you from Boston this year. A friend of mine just took pictures of the daffodils coming up in her yard.

    Yeah, and I'm taking the Scouts on our "Winter Survival" campout this weekend w/o snow and with high temperatures near 50. More like "Late Fall Survival"

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    Stefan Krzywicki (2/16/2012)


    Brandie Tarvin (2/16/2012)


    Can I just say, I hate that nothing dies in Florida? For those of you experiencing winter, please send snow in my direction. I'm in desperate need of something to stop the crap from blooming. I can barely breathe.

    http://www.weather.com/outlook/health/allergies/weather/32224?lswe=&lswa=&whatprefs=&from=allergy_welcome

    @sob!

    There's no help for you from Boston this year. A friend of mine just took pictures of the daffodils coming up in her yard.

    Yeah, and I'm taking the Scouts on our "Winter Survival" campout this weekend w/o snow and with high temperatures near 50. More like "Late Fall Survival"

    Funny. We have snow but not nearly what would be normal this time of year. Typically all of January is near 0 and it extends well into Feb. This year, we only hit teens a couple times. Being that I really like winter it hasn't been too pleasant for me. 🙂

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  • SQL Kiwi (2/16/2012)


    Are the posted articles[/url] getting worse?

    Just shows that you must read the comments posted on any published article.

    If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

    Ron

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