Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • As of today, closed as won't fix!!!

    You know, it's not like it causes corruption and kills your prod db or anything that serious :sick:

    Time to speak up if you're as disgusted as I am.

  • Ninja's_RGR'us (12/16/2011)


    That URL migh actually work 😉

    http://icanhascheezburger.com/2011/12/15/funny-pictures-http-status-cats/[/url]

    However it was blocked by company's firewall :doze:.


    Sujeet Singh

  • Ninja's_RGR'us (12/16/2011)


    As of today, closed as won't fix!!!

    You know, it's not like it causes corruption and kills your prod db or anything that serious :sick:

    Time to speak up if you're as disgusted as I am.

    Tossed onto the MVP DL.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (12/16/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (12/16/2011)


    As of today, closed as won't fix!!!

    You know, it's not like it causes corruption and kills your prod db or anything that serious :sick:

    Time to speak up if you're as disgusted as I am.

    Tossed onto the MVP DL.

    Thanks, what's the DL?

  • Distribution List.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Ninja's_RGR'us (12/16/2011)


    Thanks, what's the DL?

    An email distribution list. I saw the change on Connect before coming here, or looking at the DL, and already added a comment that basically says "be patient". Connect items are often closed as Won't Fix before an explanation or more details are provided.

  • SQL Kiwi (12/16/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (12/16/2011)


    Thanks, what's the DL?

    An email distribution list. I saw the change on Connect before coming here, or looking at the DL, and already added a comment that basically says "be patient". Connect items are often closed as Won't Fix before an explanation or more details are provided.

    Tx.

  • Brandie Tarvin (12/16/2011)


    Ai haz HTML airorz codz:

    http://icanhascheezburger.com/2011/12/15/funny-pictures-http-status-cats/[/url]

    EDIT: Whoops. Linx Fixt

    GREAT way to start Friday! LOL! Thanks!

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  • Brandie Tarvin (12/16/2011)


    Ai haz HTML airorz codz:

    http://icanhascheezburger.com/2011/12/15/funny-pictures-http-status-cats/[/url]

    EDIT: Whoops. Linx Fixt

    Ha! I especially like the 405

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    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • jcrawf02 (12/15/2011)


    Little help here, SSRS 2008 R2 analytical color map...but not in color? can't figure it out

    OMG!

    Fricking case insensitive, I was returning all caps as stored in the db, default countyname in the included maps are proper case.

    Oh well, at least I figured it out.

    Thanks for trying to help Stefan/Koen.

    I need a lolcat for user error...

    ---------------------------------------------------------
    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • By the way, if anyone feels so inclined, prayers and happy thoughts would be appreciated for my family today. No more info at the moment, I might share in a few weeks if certain things happen. Little nervous at the moment.

    ---------------------------------------------------------
    How best to post your question[/url]
    How to post performance problems[/url]
    Tally Table:What it is and how it replaces a loop[/url]

    "stewsterl 80804 (10/16/2009)I guess when you stop and try to understand the solution provided you not only learn, but save yourself some headaches when you need to make any slight changes."

  • Anyone up on converting flavors of UTF one to the next? http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1222485-146-1.aspx

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  • Threadizens!

    Anyone have a script that will reliably generate a deadlock from a single process? I need to be able to repeatedly generate a parallelism deadlock for some internal testing. I won't be publishing anything from it, so your trade secrets are safe.

    I'm off to start working google-fu, but I thought you lot would have something like that just sitting around so I could short-circuit my search.

    Thanks!

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  • jcrawf02 (12/16/2011)


    By the way, if anyone feels so inclined, prayers and happy thoughts would be appreciated for my family today. No more info at the moment, I might share in a few weeks if certain things happen. Little nervous at the moment.

    Best wishes and prayers on whatever it is.

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
    Property of The Thread

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  • jcrawf02 (12/16/2011)


    By the way, if anyone feels so inclined, prayers and happy thoughts would be appreciated for my family today. No more info at the moment, I might share in a few weeks if certain things happen. Little nervous at the moment.

    Absolutely, best wishes. Good luck with whatever it is.

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    - Theodore Roosevelt

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    SQL Server Execution Plans
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