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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 1

Stefan Krzywicki (12/14/2011)
Here I go asking for opinions again
Does anyone know about configuring your sql server on a SAN? Or have opinions about the best place to put the files?

Yes, but I'm about to head to a meeting. Bleargh. Too much to say too little time.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 2

GSquared (12/14/2011)
Evil Kraig F (12/14/2011)
I must be crazy, I haven't lost track of the thread and I'm pretty sure I know the story Gus is talking about! I think I played Getzalif the bum who was the narrator for that show. That might have been the play "Whatzit You hitz me with today?!" though. I've done a few.
Pork Chops: Get Jeff to tell the story, he started the insanity on that one! Short and slightly inaccurate version: Picture a desire for a wrist slingshot and frozen porkchop over dinner with an idiot.
Asterix comics. Very popular in Europe. I've only ever met one other American (outside my family) who had even heard of them. Absolutely hillarious!

I love Asterix. I have been buying the comics in English and French while trying to expose my kids to them. Sadly, I think somebody stole one of my french editions (previous employer).

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 3

Stefan Krzywicki (12/14/2011)
Here I go asking for opinions again
Does anyone know about configuring your sql server on a SAN? Or have opinions about the best place to put the files?

Everyone has an opinion on that, and they're all different.

One thing I'll say here, spec and design for required IOPS, not required size. (chapter 2 of Jonathan's 'Troubleshooting SQL Server' is all about the IO subsystem. Download and have a look over it)

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 4

Brandie Tarvin (12/14/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (12/14/2011)
Here I go asking for opinions again
Does anyone know about configuring your sql server on a SAN? Or have opinions about the best place to put the files?
Yes, but I'm about to head to a meeting. Bleargh. Too much to say too little time.

That's ok, there's no rush. : -) Thanks!

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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 5

GilaMonster (12/14/2011)
Stefan Krzywicki (12/14/2011)
Here I go asking for opinions again
Does anyone know about configuring your sql server on a SAN? Or have opinions about the best place to put the files?
Everyone has an opinion on that, and they're all different.
One thing I'll say here, spec and design for required IOPS, not required size. (chapter 2 of Jonathan's 'Troubleshooting SQL Server' is all about the IO subsystem. Download and have a look over it)

Thanks, I'll look.

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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 6

SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/13/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/13/2011)
About due for a Pantsectomy :-D:-D:-D:-D
40F in Denver, no need for pants today.:-P
Just as long as you wear the Cowboy hat

Of course

Jim Murphy SSCertifiable Points: 6263 More actions · Answer 7

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/13/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/13/2011)
About due for a Pantsectomy :-D:-D:-D:-D
40F in Denver, no need for pants today.:-P
Just as long as you wear the Cowboy hat
Of course

Uh. OK. I'm somewhat scandalized.

Jim Murphy
http://www.sqlwatchmen.com
@SQLMurph

Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 8

Jim Murphy (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/13/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/13/2011)
About due for a Pantsectomy :-D:-D:-D:-D
40F in Denver, no need for pants today.:-P
Just as long as you wear the Cowboy hat
Of course
Uh. OK. I'm somewhat scandalized.

So you're saying without the hat is better?

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When you encounter a problem, if the solution isn't readily evident go back to the start and check your assumptions.
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It’s unpleasantly like being drunk.
What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?
You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

Evil Kraig F SSC Guru Points: 100851 More actions · Answer 9

Stefan Krzywicki (12/14/2011)
Jim Murphy (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/13/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/13/2011)
About due for a Pantsectomy :-D:-D:-D:-D
40F in Denver, no need for pants today.:-P
Just as long as you wear the Cowboy hat
Of course
Uh. OK. I'm somewhat scandalized.
So you're saying without the hat is better?

Depends on where he wears the hat and if it's a 10 gallon.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 10

Jim Murphy (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/13/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/13/2011)
About due for a Pantsectomy :-D:-D:-D:-D
40F in Denver, no need for pants today.:-P
Just as long as you wear the Cowboy hat
Of course
Uh. OK. I'm somewhat scandalized.

Scandalous

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
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Ron McCullough SSC Guru Points: 63877 More actions · Answer 11

SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)
Jim Murphy (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/13/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/13/2011)
About due for a Pantsectomy :-D:-D:-D:-D
40F in Denver, no need for pants today.:-P
Just as long as you wear the Cowboy hat
Of course
Uh. OK. I'm somewhat scandalized.
Scandalous

Here it is only Wednesday and you have all lost your #$%@ minds

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Ron

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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 12

Jim Murphy (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/13/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/13/2011)
About due for a Pantsectomy :-D:-D:-D:-D
40F in Denver, no need for pants today.:-P
Just as long as you wear the Cowboy hat
Of course
Uh. OK. I'm somewhat scandalized.

If something has been vaporized, it means it's been turned into vapor.

Politicized = made political

Excized = Exed (removed)

So ... you've been turned into a scandal? :w00t:

(Sorry. I consider English a toy. Periodically, I break it and need to get my parents to buy a new one. Or something like that.)

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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 13

I like this sequence of posts! (The two before this one.)

- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
Property of The Thread

"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon

Revenant SSC-Forever Points: 42467 More actions · Answer 14

bitbucket-25253 (12/14/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)
Jim Murphy (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/13/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/13/2011)
About due for a Pantsectomy :-D:-D:-D:-D
40F in Denver, no need for pants today.:-P
Just as long as you wear the Cowboy hat
Of course
Uh. OK. I'm somewhat scandalized.
Scandalous
Here it is only Wednesday and you have all lost your #$%@ minds

To loe your mind in environment like this is a proof of rationality.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

Revenant (12/14/2011)
bitbucket-25253 (12/14/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)
Jim Murphy (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/14/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/14/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/13/2011)
SQLRNNR (12/13/2011)
About due for a Pantsectomy :-D:-D:-D:-D
40F in Denver, no need for pants today.:-P
Just as long as you wear the Cowboy hat
Of course
Uh. OK. I'm somewhat scandalized.
Scandalous
Here it is only Wednesday and you have all lost your #$%@ minds
To loe your mind in environment like this is a proof of rationality.

You say only Wednesday, nay ye forget we had lost our minds 30 or so years ago

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events