Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Brandie Tarvin (12/2/2011)


    Grant Fritchey (12/1/2011)


    Kiara (12/1/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (12/1/2011)


    Hey, guys. Is Gus gone yet?

    GSquared (12/1/2011)


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    ExKuus pls, How canz Ai be geting mai "LOL, ETC" certificate-cation? Ai canz finz da Thread linx noeswherez.

    Certificate-cat pretenz be ceiling cat. Iz rilly basement cat. U don want linx. Ktnxbye.

    I can haz stupidz question?

    Ai haz payd big cheezburgerz for uder certificate-cationz likes LMAO andz ROTF. Ai can pay mor big cheezburgerz for dis, and for xam anzwerz.

    Pls help. I needz intrviewz questionz to. Anee helpz liked.

    Thx.

    Signed Desprit Lol

    (P.S. My catnip for a kingdom!)

    Intrviewz questionz r top seekrit. But if Ai had 2, wud givz u 1.

    Basement cat givz end-uf-month nightmarez? So sorry 2 hear. Basement cat givz me stoopid case-no-else nightmarez. Goggie must'v ritten dis code.

    -Ki

  • So you guys don’t want to share your jokes with us :crazy:... BTW which language it is?

  • Dev (12/2/2011)


    So you guys don’t want to share your jokes with us :crazy:... BTW which language it is?

    yup.

  • Iz a headache. Andz nos just from z codes Iz working with. (But goggie writz better codes than thiz)

    Gail Shaw
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  • GilaMonster (12/2/2011)


    Iz a headache. Andz nos just from z codes Iz working with. (But goggie writz better codes than thiz)

    Oh Noooo... You tooo :unsure:

  • I am keeping away from this conversation. If Gail too is bitten by this bug, there is no escaping. Actually der iz nos ezkaping ze THREAD.

    -Roy

  • Stevie gonna lovez uz.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

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  • Stevie haz givon up in uz.

    -Roy

  • Iz lukz ze nomes Stevie:-D:-D

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • Dev (12/2/2011)


    So you guys don’t want to share your jokes with us :crazy:... BTW which language it is?

    Haz u nevers herd uf LOLz and LOLCatz?

    I Can Has Cheezberger[/url] website.

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  • Roy Ernest (12/2/2011)


    Stevie haz givon up in uz.

    Stevie sertinz givez up in uz looooong timez ago.

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  • Brandie Tarvin (12/2/2011)


    Dev (12/2/2011)


    So you guys don’t want to share your jokes with us :crazy:... BTW which language it is?

    Haz u nevers herd uf LOLz and LOLCatz?

    I Can Has Cheezberger[/url] website.

    That is one of the websites I self-ban at work. If I start, I'll never stop. I save it for at home. That said, I love the video of the cat opening the fridge and am very thankful mine never learned that trick. The one of the cats on the wheel is also a lot of fun.

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  • Stefan Krzywicki (12/2/2011)


    That said, I love the video of the cat opening the fridge and am very thankful mine never learned that trick.

    Likewise. One of mine has made several attempts to get into my top cupboard, but she can't quite reach that far from the counter. (there's a packet of biltong on one of the shelves). She's managed to get to the shelf below the biltong before, and knock something onto the floor, but that's all.

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    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Stefan Krzywicki (12/2/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (12/2/2011)


    Dev (12/2/2011)


    So you guys don’t want to share your jokes with us :crazy:... BTW which language it is?

    Haz u nevers herd uf LOLz and LOLCatz?

    I Can Has Cheezberger[/url] website.

    That is one of the websites I self-ban at work. If I start, I'll never stop. I save it for at home. That said, I love the video of the cat opening the fridge and am very thankful mine never learned that trick. The one of the cats on the wheel is also a lot of fun.

    Now I must watch and share. I had never heard of it before either.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
    _______________________________________________
    I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
    SQL RNNR
    Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
    Learn Extended Events

  • SQLRNNR (12/2/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (12/2/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (12/2/2011)


    Dev (12/2/2011)


    So you guys don’t want to share your jokes with us :crazy:... BTW which language it is?

    Haz u nevers herd uf LOLz and LOLCatz?

    I Can Has Cheezberger[/url] website.

    That is one of the websites I self-ban at work. If I start, I'll never stop. I save it for at home. That said, I love the video of the cat opening the fridge and am very thankful mine never learned that trick. The one of the cats on the wheel is also a lot of fun.

    Now I must watch and share. I had never heard of it before either.

    Work here iz dun. U owe cheezeburger.

    -Ki

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