December 1, 2011 at 10:18 am
SQLRNNR (12/1/2011)
Slick - definitely moving up higher on the list of software to use.
It's a 130 MB download, an ISO of a bootable CD. I've got a CD with it burned on and I have it on my 'toolkit' flash drive.
Just watch the versions, there have been a couple with nasty bugs (the first version I tried using left the destination drive unusable). Version 1.2.6 is the one I have, the newest should be fine too (my problems were 5 months ago)
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
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December 1, 2011 at 10:29 am
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (12/1/2011)
I was cursing a printer a couple years ago, maybe 5, and checking settings, looking for drivers, etc. After 30 min, my wife asked me if I'd checked the cable.RS-232 loose.
:w00t:
Back in my pre-SQL days, when I was the power user of a previous employer. Doing everything I could to learn the ropes and convinced everyone I was a better go-to then the regional help desk.
I get a call because a printer won't work. So I go over and ask what changed. "Nothing." So I do all the usual checks. Print cable, power cable, power is on. Run a test print, thing won't print. "Oh, wait," they say. "We changed the ink cartridges this morning."
So I pull out the cartridges and guess what the end user forgot to take off?
December 1, 2011 at 10:30 am
Congrats on the anniversary, Gus. And on finally remembering to take a vacation.
December 1, 2011 at 10:45 am
My wife and I are celebrating our 21st anniversary today. As part of that, I'm taking next week off of work (my third vacation since 1988), and probably won't be around SSC much during that either.
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH
December 1, 2011 at 10:55 am
Wishes!!!
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
= Hilarious :hehe:
December 1, 2011 at 11:04 am
Dev (12/1/2011)
Wishes!!!CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
= Hilarious :hehe:
I have to admit, I too laugh at some of the posts Ron ends with that sig. I've thought of suggesting a change in sequence in the sig, but I've refrained because of the entertainment value.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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December 1, 2011 at 11:18 am
Congratulations, Gus!
-Ki
December 1, 2011 at 12:02 pm
Congratz Gus. I think I'd go mad doing anything for 21 years, but I'm under the understanding that it's very pleasant with the right person. Go you! :w00t:
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December 1, 2011 at 12:42 pm
Hey, guys. Is Gus gone yet?
GSquared (12/1/2011)
- GSquared, RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETCProperty of The Thread
ExKuus pls, How canz Ai be geting mai "LOL, ETC" certificate-cation? Ai canz finz da Thread linx noeswherez.
December 1, 2011 at 12:46 pm
Brandie Tarvin (12/1/2011)
Hey, guys. Is Gus gone yet?GSquared (12/1/2011)
- GSquared, RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETCProperty of The Thread
ExKuus pls, How canz Ai be geting mai "LOL, ETC" certificate-cation? Ai canz finz da Thread linx noeswherez.
Certificate-cat pretenz be ceiling cat. Iz rilly basement cat. U don want linx. Ktnxbye.
-Ki
December 1, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Kiara (12/1/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (12/1/2011)
Hey, guys. Is Gus gone yet?GSquared (12/1/2011)
- GSquared, RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETCProperty of The Thread
ExKuus pls, How canz Ai be geting mai "LOL, ETC" certificate-cation? Ai canz finz da Thread linx noeswherez.
Certificate-cat pretenz be ceiling cat. Iz rilly basement cat. U don want linx. Ktnxbye.
I can haz stupidz question?
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December 1, 2011 at 1:31 pm
Grant Fritchey (12/1/2011)
Kiara (12/1/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (12/1/2011)
Hey, guys. Is Gus gone yet?GSquared (12/1/2011)
- GSquared, RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETCProperty of The Thread
ExKuus pls, How canz Ai be geting mai "LOL, ETC" certificate-cation? Ai canz finz da Thread linx noeswherez.
Certificate-cat pretenz be ceiling cat. Iz rilly basement cat. U don want linx. Ktnxbye.
I can haz stupidz question?
Noooz, butt Celko-catz been posting. U can haz stoopid anzwer.
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
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December 2, 2011 at 5:54 am
Grant Fritchey (12/1/2011)
Kiara (12/1/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (12/1/2011)
Hey, guys. Is Gus gone yet?GSquared (12/1/2011)
- GSquared, RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETCProperty of The Thread
ExKuus pls, How canz Ai be geting mai "LOL, ETC" certificate-cation? Ai canz finz da Thread linx noeswherez.
Certificate-cat pretenz be ceiling cat. Iz rilly basement cat. U don want linx. Ktnxbye.
I can haz stupidz question?
Ai haz payd big cheezburgerz for uder certificate-cationz likes LMAO andz ROTF. Ai can pay mor big cheezburgerz for dis, and for xam anzwerz.
Pls help. I needz intrviewz questionz to. Anee helpz liked.
Thx.
Signed Desprit Lol
(P.S. My catnip for a kingdom!)
December 2, 2011 at 5:56 am
P.P.S.
Send more humor (and cheezburgers)! I'm having month end nightmares...
:pinch:
December 2, 2011 at 6:28 am
Brandie Tarvin (12/1/2011)
Hey, guys. Is Gus gone yet?GSquared (12/1/2011)
- GSquared, RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETCProperty of The Thread
ExKuus pls, How canz Ai be geting mai "LOL, ETC" certificate-cation? Ai canz finz da Thread linx noeswherez.
Yep. He's gone. Oh ... unless you mean like "not here" as opposed to "not mentally present" ... but then, "not here" doesn't really apply to an online forum does it .... now I'm just confusing myself even more than usual ....
On the cert, you have to get your LOL Thesis accepted by a board of other people who have already earned that cert. Kind of like a PhD, but it's a much tougher crowd.
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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"Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon
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