November 28, 2011 at 2:36 pm
Jack Corbett (11/28/2011)
So I had to post this job description I got via email today for a SQL Server DBA position:Qualified candidates will possess programming skills, such as skill in the use of HTML, Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), JavaScript, and image editing software. Other qualifications required for this position includes extensive knowledge of web-browser platforms; knowledge of optimizing content for mobile devices; experience with testing mobile websites on multiple devices. In addition, the following skills and abilities are critical to success in this position: exceptional written and verbal communication skills; the ability to consult and interact with a diverse client base; the ability to present technical information to end-users; the ability to work independently and as part of a team; and organizational and task management skills.
Design: Web Technical Design
Strong technical knowledge of how web-based technologies apply to web design
General Competencies
Excellent Communication Skills
Excellent oral and written communication skills
Information Technology - Languages/Tools
HTML / XML / XSLT / CSS
Information Technology - Network/Infrastructure
Wireless - Mobile
Information Technology - Requirements
Experience in creating concise, cross-browser compliant cascading stylesheets (CSS)
Information Technology - System Monitoring/Automation
Java Script and HTML
Information Technology - Testing
Ability to perform testing of applications, facilitate testing by others, document results
Really the job title is SQL Server DBA. I don't have any of the technology bits on my resume.
IMO this is a clear minsomen: it should be Web Application Developer in Test, although that "testing of applications" is really wide.
November 28, 2011 at 2:38 pm
By those standards, I don't qualify either.
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November 28, 2011 at 2:39 pm
Jack Corbett (11/28/2011)
So I had to post this job description I got via email today for a SQL Server DBA position:Qualified candidates will possess programming skills, such as skill in the use of HTML, Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), JavaScript, and image editing software. Other qualifications required for this position includes extensive knowledge of web-browser platforms; knowledge of optimizing content for mobile devices; experience with testing mobile websites on multiple devices. In addition, the following skills and abilities are critical to success in this position: exceptional written and verbal communication skills; the ability to consult and interact with a diverse client base; the ability to present technical information to end-users; the ability to work independently and as part of a team; and organizational and task management skills.
Design: Web Technical Design
Strong technical knowledge of how web-based technologies apply to web design
General Competencies
Excellent Communication Skills
Excellent oral and written communication skills
Information Technology - Languages/Tools
HTML / XML / XSLT / CSS
Information Technology - Network/Infrastructure
Wireless - Mobile
Information Technology - Requirements
Experience in creating concise, cross-browser compliant cascading stylesheets (CSS)
Information Technology - System Monitoring/Automation
Java Script and HTML
Information Technology - Testing
Ability to perform testing of applications, facilitate testing by others, document results
Really the job title is SQL Server DBA. I don't have any of the technology bits on my resume.
Oh come on! I'm sure you have some skills in "Information Technology - Languages/Tools", since that pretty much covers everything ever done in the world of IT. Anything they missed on that, they covered with "Information Technology - Requirements", or "Information Technology - System Monitoring/Automation". Just to really make sure their shotgun was blazing away on full-auto, it does also have "General Competencies" as a requirement.
Of course, those are probably sub-headers in a list, but did they come through that way to you?
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November 28, 2011 at 3:12 pm
Jack Corbett (11/28/2011)
So I had to post this job description I got via email today for a SQL Server DBA position:Qualified candidates will possess programming skills, such as skill in the use of HTML, Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), JavaScript, and image editing software. Other qualifications required for this position includes extensive knowledge of web-browser platforms; knowledge of optimizing content for mobile devices; experience with testing mobile websites on multiple devices. In addition, the following skills and abilities are critical to success in this position: exceptional written and verbal communication skills; the ability to consult and interact with a diverse client base; the ability to present technical information to end-users; the ability to work independently and as part of a team; and organizational and task management skills.
Design: Web Technical Design
Strong technical knowledge of how web-based technologies apply to web design
General Competencies
Excellent Communication Skills
Excellent oral and written communication skills
Information Technology - Languages/Tools
HTML / XML / XSLT / CSS
Information Technology - Network/Infrastructure
Wireless - Mobile
Information Technology - Requirements
Experience in creating concise, cross-browser compliant cascading stylesheets (CSS)
Information Technology - System Monitoring/Automation
Java Script and HTML
Information Technology - Testing
Ability to perform testing of applications, facilitate testing by others, document results
Really the job title is SQL Server DBA. I don't have any of the technology bits on my resume.
That's just screaming someone hit the wrong dropdown option for title... but seriously, don't they do skillset matching anymore for email dumps?
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November 28, 2011 at 3:42 pm
Evil Kraig F (11/28/2011)
Jack Corbett (11/28/2011)
So I had to post this job description I got via email today for a SQL Server DBA position:Qualified candidates will possess programming skills, such as skill in the use of HTML, Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), JavaScript, and image editing software. Other qualifications required for this position includes extensive knowledge of web-browser platforms; knowledge of optimizing content for mobile devices; experience with testing mobile websites on multiple devices. In addition, the following skills and abilities are critical to success in this position: exceptional written and verbal communication skills; the ability to consult and interact with a diverse client base; the ability to present technical information to end-users; the ability to work independently and as part of a team; and organizational and task management skills.
Design: Web Technical Design
Strong technical knowledge of how web-based technologies apply to web design
General Competencies
Excellent Communication Skills
Excellent oral and written communication skills
Information Technology - Languages/Tools
HTML / XML / XSLT / CSS
Information Technology - Network/Infrastructure
Wireless - Mobile
Information Technology - Requirements
Experience in creating concise, cross-browser compliant cascading stylesheets (CSS)
Information Technology - System Monitoring/Automation
Java Script and HTML
Information Technology - Testing
Ability to perform testing of applications, facilitate testing by others, document results
Really the job title is SQL Server DBA. I don't have any of the technology bits on my resume.
That's just screaming someone hit the wrong dropdown option for title... but seriously, don't they do skillset matching anymore for email dumps?
This whoile thing is FUBAR: what job title would you give someone who does wireless network infrastructure including mobile(!), creates CSSs, and acts as a test lead?
Jack of All Trades?
November 28, 2011 at 3:52 pm
Jack Corbett (11/28/2011)
So I had to post this job description I got via email today for a SQL Server DBA position:Qualified candidates will possess programming skills, such as skill in the use of HTML, Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), JavaScript, and image editing software. Other qualifications required for this position includes extensive knowledge of web-browser platforms; knowledge of optimizing content for mobile devices; experience with testing mobile websites on multiple devices. In addition, the following skills and abilities are critical to success in this position: exceptional written and verbal communication skills; the ability to consult and interact with a diverse client base; the ability to present technical information to end-users; the ability to work independently and as part of a team; and organizational and task management skills.
Design: Web Technical Design
Strong technical knowledge of how web-based technologies apply to web design
General Competencies
Excellent Communication Skills
Excellent oral and written communication skills
Information Technology - Languages/Tools
HTML / XML / XSLT / CSS
Information Technology - Network/Infrastructure
Wireless - Mobile
Information Technology - Requirements
Experience in creating concise, cross-browser compliant cascading stylesheets (CSS)
Information Technology - System Monitoring/Automation
Java Script and HTML
Information Technology - Testing
Ability to perform testing of applications, facilitate testing by others, document results
Really the job title is SQL Server DBA. I don't have any of the technology bits on my resume.
Awesome! Didn't you get the memo, SQL 2012 will be implemented entirely in HTML5 and AJAX?
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November 28, 2011 at 3:53 pm
Evil Kraig F (11/28/2011)
That's just screaming someone hit the wrong dropdown option for title... but seriously, don't they do skillset matching anymore for email dumps?
Title: Moving Target. Job Requirements: Be fast enough to not be shot at when you can't solve every IT problem in the company.
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November 28, 2011 at 3:58 pm
Revenant (11/28/2011)
Evil Kraig F (11/28/2011)
Jack Corbett (11/28/2011)
So I had to post this job description I got via email today for a SQL Server DBA position:Qualified candidates will possess programming skills, such as skill in the use of HTML, Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), JavaScript, and image editing software. Other qualifications required for this position includes extensive knowledge of web-browser platforms; knowledge of optimizing content for mobile devices; experience with testing mobile websites on multiple devices. In addition, the following skills and abilities are critical to success in this position: exceptional written and verbal communication skills; the ability to consult and interact with a diverse client base; the ability to present technical information to end-users; the ability to work independently and as part of a team; and organizational and task management skills.
Design: Web Technical Design
Strong technical knowledge of how web-based technologies apply to web design
General Competencies
Excellent Communication Skills
Excellent oral and written communication skills
Information Technology - Languages/Tools
HTML / XML / XSLT / CSS
Information Technology - Network/Infrastructure
Wireless - Mobile
Information Technology - Requirements
Experience in creating concise, cross-browser compliant cascading stylesheets (CSS)
Information Technology - System Monitoring/Automation
Java Script and HTML
Information Technology - Testing
Ability to perform testing of applications, facilitate testing by others, document results
Really the job title is SQL Server DBA. I don't have any of the technology bits on my resume.
That's just screaming someone hit the wrong dropdown option for title... but seriously, don't they do skillset matching anymore for email dumps?
This whoile thing is FUBAR: what job title would you give someone who does wireless network infrastructure including mobile(!), creates CSSs, and acts as a test lead?
Jack of All Trades?
Owner and sole employee?
November 28, 2011 at 4:42 pm
Newbie with a master database corruption here.
They're not being quick on the responses, I want to make sure someone doesn't send him off to rebuild it if it's just a security failure to the database directory if he ever gets back to us, so if one or two of y'all can just check on it to make sure someone doesn't lead him astray after I split for the day it'll be appreciated.
Never stop learning, even if it hurts. Ego bruises are practically mandatory as you learn unless you've never risked enough to make a mistake.
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November 28, 2011 at 6:52 pm
jcrawf02 (11/28/2011)
Awesome! Didn't you get the memo, SQL 2012 will be implemented entirely in HTML5 and AJAX?
HA! Missed that on the spec sheet.
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November 28, 2011 at 7:33 pm
Jim Murphy (11/28/2011)
jcrawf02 (11/28/2011)
Awesome! Didn't you get the memo, SQL 2012 will be implemented entirely in HTML5 and AJAX?HA! Missed that on the spec sheet.
Dowload the RTM build and see for yourself.
November 28, 2011 at 7:34 pm
Revenant (11/28/2011)
Jim Murphy (11/28/2011)
jcrawf02 (11/28/2011)
Awesome! Didn't you get the memo, SQL 2012 will be implemented entirely in HTML5 and AJAX?HA! Missed that on the spec sheet.
Dowload the RTM build and see for yourself.
Meaning, what the heck does SQLS2012 have to do with HTML5 or Ajax?
November 29, 2011 at 1:52 am
Revenant (11/28/2011)
Revenant (11/28/2011)
Jim Murphy (11/28/2011)
jcrawf02 (11/28/2011)
Awesome! Didn't you get the memo, SQL 2012 will be implemented entirely in HTML5 and AJAX?HA! Missed that on the spec sheet.
Dowload the RTM build and see for yourself.
Meaning, what the heck does SQLS2012 have to do with HTML5 or Ajax?
Everything. SQL is now the backend for all of it!
November 29, 2011 at 5:39 am
Evil Kraig F (11/28/2011)
Evil Kraig F (11/28/2011)
That's just screaming someone hit the wrong dropdown option for title... but seriously, don't they do skillset matching anymore for email dumps?Title: Moving Target. Job Requirements: Be fast enough to not be shot at when you can't solve every IT problem in the company.
*dies laughing* Oh, this was perfect. Yesterday morning, I had to settle down one of our managers who thought that the solution to our internet link between corporate and our co-lo facility was to park "an IT person" in the corporate office every weekend.
Fortunately, I work with folks who listen...
-Ki
November 29, 2011 at 7:01 am
jcrawf02 (11/28/2011)
Jack Corbett (11/28/2011)
So I had to post this job description I got via email today for a SQL Server DBA position:Qualified candidates will possess programming skills, such as skill in the use of HTML, Cascading Style Sheets (CSS), JavaScript, and image editing software. Other qualifications required for this position includes extensive knowledge of web-browser platforms; knowledge of optimizing content for mobile devices; experience with testing mobile websites on multiple devices. In addition, the following skills and abilities are critical to success in this position: exceptional written and verbal communication skills; the ability to consult and interact with a diverse client base; the ability to present technical information to end-users; the ability to work independently and as part of a team; and organizational and task management skills.
Design: Web Technical Design
Strong technical knowledge of how web-based technologies apply to web design
General Competencies
Excellent Communication Skills
Excellent oral and written communication skills
Information Technology - Languages/Tools
HTML / XML / XSLT / CSS
Information Technology - Network/Infrastructure
Wireless - Mobile
Information Technology - Requirements
Experience in creating concise, cross-browser compliant cascading stylesheets (CSS)
Information Technology - System Monitoring/Automation
Java Script and HTML
Information Technology - Testing
Ability to perform testing of applications, facilitate testing by others, document results
Really the job title is SQL Server DBA. I don't have any of the technology bits on my resume.
Awesome! Didn't you get the memo, SQL 2012 will be implemented entirely in HTML5 and AJAX?
Do 'Bout Anything.
So I can see why it's a DBA job. 😛
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