Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Note to self: Turn off actual execution plan option before running a million counter loop.

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • GabyYYZ (11/18/2011)


    Note to self: Turn off actual execution plan option before running a million counter loop.

    Oh WHY?, does it crash somewhere :-D.

    Edti how to make 2 typpos in1 owrd.

  • Ninja's_RGR'us (11/18/2011)


    GabyYYZ (11/18/2011)


    Note to self: Turn off actual execution plan option before running a million counter loop.

    Oh WHY?, doesn't it crashe somewhere :-D.

    I saw what I had done, killed the transaction, but it was hanging. I HOPE it was writing to my desktop instead of the production server, so killed all connections from my desktop. It wasn't a brief moment of terror...fortunately, it's not a critical table.

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • :w00t::w00t::w00t:

    Just passed 70-451. Now I have all exam pre-req's for 88-970 done... just not sure I'm ready for that one yet though.

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
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    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • WayneS (11/18/2011)


    :w00t::w00t::w00t:

    Just passed 70-451. Now I have all exam pre-req's for 88-970 done... just not sure I'm ready for that one yet though.

    Congratulations! The MCM would be cool, but the $19K price tag is a bit tough to come up with.

  • That's just too funny (today's post)!

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1208527.aspx

  • Chad Crawford (11/18/2011)


    The MCM would be cool, but the $19K price tag is a bit tough to come up with.

    What $19 000 price tag? The knowledge exam is $500, the lab exam is $2000. The expensive part is finding good enough training.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (11/18/2011)


    Chad Crawford (11/18/2011)


    The MCM would be cool, but the $19K price tag is a bit tough to come up with.

    What $19 000 price tag? The knowledge exam is $500, the lab exam is $2000. The expensive part is finding good enough training.

    I think Chad is thinking of the old way, where you had to go to MS for a 3 week training period. Even so, I believe that was $15K. But yep, the cost for the exam is "just" $500.

    What might also be a consideration is the testing location... there are just two in all of VA (thankfully one is just 2 miles from work). Not sure where you can do 88-971 (lab) at - it's not showing up on Prometric's site yet. But... I've got a long way to go before I'm ready for either one of these.

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
    Links:
    For better assistance in answering your questions
    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • WayneS (11/18/2011)


    GilaMonster (11/18/2011)


    Chad Crawford (11/18/2011)


    The MCM would be cool, but the $19K price tag is a bit tough to come up with.

    What $19 000 price tag? The knowledge exam is $500, the lab exam is $2000. The expensive part is finding good enough training.

    I think Chad is thinking of the old way, where you had to go to MS for a 3 week training period. Even so, I believe that was $15K.

    $18k (for normal people, MVPs got a substantial discount)

    But yep, the cost for the exam is "just" $500.

    The first exam. There are 2.

    What might also be a consideration is the testing location... there are just two in all of VA (thankfully one is just 2 miles from work). Not sure where you can do 88-971 (lab) at - it's not showing up on Prometric's site yet.

    There's none in Australia at all iirc. 1 in Africa (the continent of), it's 15 min away from me. Lab exam is at a secure prometric site, I suspect you call and ask.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • GilaMonster (11/18/2011)


    WayneS (11/18/2011)


    GilaMonster (11/18/2011)


    Chad Crawford (11/18/2011)


    The MCM would be cool, but the $19K price tag is a bit tough to come up with.

    What $19 000 price tag? The knowledge exam is $500, the lab exam is $2000. The expensive part is finding good enough training.

    I think Chad is thinking of the old way, where you had to go to MS for a 3 week training period. Even so, I believe that was $15K.

    $18k (for normal people, MVPs got a substantial discount)

    But yep, the cost for the exam is "just" $500.

    The first exam. There are 2.

    What might also be a consideration is the testing location... there are just two in all of VA (thankfully one is just 2 miles from work). Not sure where you can do 88-971 (lab) at - it's not showing up on Prometric's site yet.

    There's none in Australia at all iirc. 1 in Africa (the continent of), it's 15 min away from me. Lab exam is at a secure prometric site, I suspect you call and ask.

    There's no way that kind of a price tag would ever be worth it to me. Getting a certification isn't going to increase my salary by $20K a year and it'd have to pay for itself in less time than that if I'm going to be getting multiple certifications.

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  • Which is why they changed it from 3 weeks of training and exams to just two exams. Training's now completely up to you to figure out.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Ninja's_RGR'us (11/18/2011)


    That's just too funny (today's post)!

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1208527.aspx

    Well, I've seen something like what Isabella describe on a development toy server. :laugh:

    But I can't imagine it on a proper test server, let alone on a production server. :w00t:

    Tom

  • L' Eomot Inversé (11/18/2011)


    Ninja's_RGR'us (11/18/2011)


    That's just too funny (today's post)!

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost1208527.aspx

    Well, I've seen something like what Isabella describe on a development toy server. :laugh:

    But I can't imagine it on a proper test server, let alone on a production server. :w00t:

    Still funny.

    Debug => Where's that damn trigger, no, function? no, recursion in this sp, no, errr yes after 10-60 minutes. 😀

  • WayneS (11/18/2011)


    :w00t::w00t::w00t:

    Just passed 70-451. Now I have all exam pre-req's for 88-970 done... just not sure I'm ready for that one yet though.

    Well done.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Ah - that is much better. I had a hard enough time with these, but it would be fun to give that a shot.

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