Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    SQL Kiwi (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    Cadavre (11/4/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (11/4/2011)


    SQL Kiwi (11/4/2011)


    So, it depends

    Someone so needs to come up with an interview question where this is the exact answer that's needed.

    Isn't that pretty much every interview question relating to SQL Server?

    No - i have some very specific questions about query plan operators.

    Ask one. I bet I can start an answer with 'it depends'...:cool:

    What is the capital of Alaska?

    Oh wait, you meant for query plan operators.

    What is this query plan operator?

    Looks like a tetris block to me.

  • SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    What is this query plan operator?

    It depends. It could be a hash join, hash aggregate, flow distinct, or a union...

  • SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    SQL Kiwi (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    Cadavre (11/4/2011)


    Brandie Tarvin (11/4/2011)


    SQL Kiwi (11/4/2011)


    So, it depends

    Someone so needs to come up with an interview question where this is the exact answer that's needed.

    Isn't that pretty much every interview question relating to SQL Server?

    No - i have some very specific questions about query plan operators.

    Ask one. I bet I can start an answer with 'it depends'...:cool:

    What is the capital of Alaska?

    It depends. Most would say Juneau, but this could be a trick/lateral-thinking question, in which case the answer would be 'A'.

  • SQL Kiwi (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    What is this query plan operator?

    It depends. It could be a hash join, hash aggregate, flow distinct, or a union...

    +1

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  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    Oh wait, you meant for query plan operators.

    What is this query plan operator?

    Alien ship attacking Beijing skyscraper?

    Rats, I thought it was Reverse Jenga

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  • SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    What is this query plan operator?

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  • SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    SQL Kiwi (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    What is this query plan operator?

    It depends. It could be a hash join, hash aggregate, flow distinct, or a union...

    +1

    But the physical operator is a hash match which can be used to accomplish all of the above. So I would have gone with hash match. Now had you asked me what it can be used for I would have only known the join part.

  • Jack Corbett (11/4/2011)


    But the physical operator is a hash match which can be used to accomplish all of the above. So I would have gone with hash match. Now had you asked me what it can be used for I would have only known the join part.

    Yeah me too (on the physical operator), but I did promise Jason an 'it depends' answer 🙂

  • SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    What is the capital of Alaska?

    Oh wait, you meant for query plan operators.

    What is this query plan operator?

    It depends....

    ....on whether I'm allowed to call a slightly dishonest DBA a query plan operator.

    Looks like a DBA tring to cheat at Towers of Hanoi. I guess that makes him a bit of an operator, and he deals with query plans (when not cheating at simple games) so he's a query plan operator.

    Tom

  • L' Eomot Inversé (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    What is the capital of Alaska?

    Oh wait, you meant for query plan operators.

    What is this query plan operator?

    It depends....

    ....on whether I'm allowed to call a slightly dishonest DBA a query plan operator.

    Looks like a DBA tring to cheat at Towers of Hanoi. I guess that makes him a bit of an operator, and he deals with query plans (when not cheating at simple games) so he's a query plan operator.

    sweet - but is it cheating if you didn't catch me?

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    sweet - but is it cheating if you didn't catch me?

    I think he just did :w00t:

  • Steve Jones - SSC Editor (11/4/2011)


    SQLRNNR (11/4/2011)


    sweet - but is it cheating if you didn't catch me?

    I think he just did :w00t:

    No, it's just an illusion:crazy:

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    SQL RNNR
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  • Jack Corbett (10/1/2011)


    Hey guys I got some really cool news today. I was awarded MVP status!

    Congratulations Jack! I am very happy to see your award. Just keep on helping the community as you have been.

    Jim Murphy
    http://www.sqlwatchmen.com
    @SQLMurph

  • GilaMonster (9/29/2011)


    Wooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2 years, many, many weekends, late nights and a mad rush to the end (and I'm not even counting the ones Jonathan did), it's here

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/articles/books/76296/

    I can't think of a better tech editor than you Gail; with all of that practice telling us that we are wrong! <g>

    Do you get any cash from the sales? I want to buy a bunch of copies for employees and also presentation give aways.

    Jim Murphy
    http://www.sqlwatchmen.com
    @SQLMurph

  • Jim Murphy (11/4/2011)


    Do you get any cash from the sales? [/QUOTe]

    No

    I want to buy a bunch of copies for employees and also presentation give aways.

    Please do. It's an excellent resource for troubleshooting (and if you read the forward, I'm not the only one that thinks that) 😀

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