Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Strange coincidence!

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • Gianluca Sartori (10/27/2011)


    Strange coincidence!

    ...

    Nah - you're strange, I'm a coincidence ๐Ÿ˜›

    โ€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.โ€ - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • ChrisM@Work (10/27/2011)


    Gianluca Sartori (10/27/2011)


    Strange coincidence!

    ...

    Nah - you're strange, I'm a coincidence ๐Ÿ˜›

    :hehe: Quite right.

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • Gianluca Sartori (10/27/2011)


    ChrisM@Work (10/27/2011)


    Gianluca Sartori (10/27/2011)


    Strange coincidence!

    ...

    Nah - you're strange, I'm a coincidence ๐Ÿ˜›

    :hehe: Quite right.

    Had to post - now we're even again

    โ€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.โ€ - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • ChrisM@Work (10/27/2011)


    Gianluca Sartori (10/27/2011)


    ChrisM@Work (10/27/2011)


    Gianluca Sartori (10/27/2011)


    Strange coincidence!

    ...

    Nah - you're strange, I'm a coincidence ๐Ÿ˜›

    :hehe: Quite right.

    Had to post - now we're even again

    It's an inglorious battle for 40th place: do we even care to fight? ๐Ÿ˜›

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • Gianluca Sartori (10/27/2011)


    ChrisM@Work (10/27/2011)


    Gianluca Sartori (10/27/2011)


    ChrisM@Work (10/27/2011)


    Gianluca Sartori (10/27/2011)


    Strange coincidence!

    ...

    Nah - you're strange, I'm a coincidence ๐Ÿ˜›

    :hehe: Quite right.

    Had to post - now we're even again

    It's an inglorious battle for 40th place: do we even care to fight? ๐Ÿ˜›

    For sale, 1 Carcano rifle. Dropped once, never fired :hehe:

    โ€œWrite the query the simplest way. If through testing it becomes clear that the performance is inadequate, consider alternative query forms.โ€ - Gail Shaw

    For fast, accurate and documented assistance in answering your questions, please read this article.
    Understanding and using APPLY, (I) and (II) Paul White
    Hidden RBAR: Triangular Joins / The "Numbers" or "Tally" Table: What it is and how it replaces a loop Jeff Moden

  • Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2011)


    Kiara (10/26/2011)


    Droid Bionic here. I have an iPad2 - and I just don't like it all that much.

    What dont you like about it? Everyone I know that has one loves it, so I'd be interested in hearing a different opinion.

    Sending you a PM, rather than clutter up the Thread...

    -Ki

  • Kiara (10/27/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2011)


    Kiara (10/26/2011)


    Droid Bionic here. I have an iPad2 - and I just don't like it all that much.

    What dont you like about it? Everyone I know that has one loves it, so I'd be interested in hearing a different opinion.

    Sending you a PM, rather than clutter up the Thread...

    Kiara, please reconsider. While I have and and really do like my iPad2, I am interested in seeing why those that don't like it don't. Plus, anything (except code and deep technical questions) are fair game on The Thread.

    Wayne
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server 2008
    Author - SQL Server T-SQL Recipes


    If you can't explain to another person how the code that you're copying from the internet works, then DON'T USE IT on a production system! After all, you will be the one supporting it!
    Links:
    For better assistance in answering your questions
    Performance Problems
    Common date/time routines
    Understanding and Using APPLY Part 1 & Part 2

  • Kiara (10/27/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2011)


    Kiara (10/26/2011)


    Droid Bionic here. I have an iPad2 - and I just don't like it all that much.

    What dont you like about it? Everyone I know that has one loves it, so I'd be interested in hearing a different opinion.

    Sending you a PM, rather than clutter up the Thread...

    No, please: the Thread needs more cluttering!

    It's been unusually quiet lately.

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • jcrawf02 (10/26/2011)


    what do you guys use for calendar apps? (non-iPhoney people) <--hey, that's funny, didn't even mean that...

    missed a couple user group meetings I meant to get to (online), would be nice to be able to sync Outlook and phone calendars.

    I use TouchDown by NitroDesk for my Exchange sync. Costs $$, but I like it better than the default calendar and e-mail apps that Google provides with the OS. But the calendar doesn't have any features that I really need, it's the e-mail I got it for. Default calendar does just fine.

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  • Kiara (10/27/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2011)


    Kiara (10/26/2011)


    Droid Bionic here. I have an iPad2 - and I just don't like it all that much.

    What dont you like about it? Everyone I know that has one loves it, so I'd be interested in hearing a different opinion.

    Sending you a PM, rather than clutter up the Thread...

    The Thread lacks clutter???????????????????

    - Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
    Property of The Thread

    "Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everyone agrees it's old enough to know better." - Anon

  • jcrawf02 (10/26/2011)


    what do you guys use for calendar apps? (non-iPhoney people) <--hey, that's funny, didn't even mean that...

    missed a couple user group meetings I meant to get to (online), would be nice to be able to sync Outlook and phone calendars.

    Google calendar sync. Syncs outlook to google calendar, phone picks up from there.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Kiara (10/27/2011)


    Stefan Krzywicki (10/26/2011)


    Kiara (10/26/2011)


    Droid Bionic here. I have an iPad2 - and I just don't like it all that much.

    What dont you like about it? Everyone I know that has one loves it, so I'd be interested in hearing a different opinion.

    Sending you a PM, rather than clutter up the Thread...

    I thought the thread was clutter...

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  • I could use a hand here if anyone could help me with some SSIS monitoring. If I should post it elsewhere, I'd be happy to move it. If anyone has suggestions where I could look to find this kind of answer, I'd appreciate that too.

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    Whatโ€™s so unpleasant about being drunk?
    You ask a glass of water. -- Douglas Adams

  • Jeff Moden (10/26/2011)


    Jim Murphy (10/26/2011)


    With outlook, my wifekids didn't know where I was planning to be.

    BWAA-HAAA!!!! Some fellows I know would consider that to be a feature! ๐Ÿ˜›

    I like this version better.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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