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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 1

Grrrr. Me be troll. "PANTS! PANTSPANTSPANTS! I dare you! GRRRRRR".

And on a more serious note, I need help badly, please. This one has me totally confused and I can't seem to find out why SQL is doing this: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1193581-1550-1.aspx?Update=1.

And if anyone can point Paul Randall in that direction too (I believe he's the expert), I would worship the ground you walk on for at least 5 minutes. Maybe even 15. (I can't get on Twitter to beg his help directly).

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Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 2

Brandie Tarvin (10/20/2011)
Grrrr. Me be troll. "PANTS! PANTSPANTSPANTS! I dare you! GRRRRRR".
And on a more serious note, I need help badly, please. This one has me totally confused and I can't seem to find out why SQL is doing this: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1193581-1550-1.aspx?Update=1.
And if anyone can point Paul Randall in that direction too (I believe he's the expert), I would worship the ground you walk on for at least 5 minutes. Maybe even 15. (I can't get on Twitter to beg his help directly).

Will do if the other experts here come short.

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 3

Greg Edwards-268690 (10/20/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/19/2011)
Fal (10/19/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/19/2011)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo more pants
Okay people, you heard the guy. No more mentioning the word "pants". Got it?
Steve.
As if that ever worked before :-D.
Is somebody trying to incite the trolls?

It is 3 pants to pass this bridge!!

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Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 4

Brandie Tarvin (10/20/2011)
OMG! It's back! It's really really back!
http://www.commodoreusa.net/CUSA_Vision.aspx
I have such fond memories of my state-of-the-art Commodore 64. Now I can get a new one! @=)
Soon as I can scrape up some cash. (EDIT:) ...and pants. Cash and pants together. I wonder if they take pants in trade?

I would think they would! A Commodore 64 should be worth quite a bit less than a pair of pants.

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Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 5

jcrawf02 (10/19/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/19/2011)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo more pants
Especially as it is not becoming too cold in CO to wear anything else in the am.
are you wearing the kilt at home now then?

At home that is referred to as a skirt by both of me girls. And no, it's packed away until some other inappropriate time to wear it in public.

Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 6

SQLRNNR (10/20/2011)
Greg Edwards-268690 (10/20/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/19/2011)
Fal (10/19/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/19/2011)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo more pants
Okay people, you heard the guy. No more mentioning the word "pants". Got it?
Steve.
As if that ever worked before :-D.
Is somebody trying to incite the trolls?
It is 3 pants to pass this bridge!!

What is your name???

What is your quest???

What is the average flight speed of an unladen pants?

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ChrisM@Work SSC Guru Points: 186127 More actions · Answer 7

Ninja's_RGR'us (10/20/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/20/2011)
Grrrr. Me be troll. "PANTS! PANTSPANTSPANTS! I dare you! GRRRRRR".
And on a more serious note, I need help badly, please. This one has me totally confused and I can't seem to find out why SQL is doing this: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic1193581-1550-1.aspx?Update=1.
And if anyone can point Paul Randall in that direction too (I believe he's the expert), I would worship the ground you walk on for at least 5 minutes. Maybe even 15. (I can't get on Twitter to beg his help directly).
Will do if the other experts here wear only their pants.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

Ray K (10/20/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/20/2011)
Greg Edwards-268690 (10/20/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/19/2011)
Fal (10/19/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/19/2011)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo more pants
Okay people, you heard the guy. No more mentioning the word "pants". Got it?
Steve.
As if that ever worked before :-D.
Is somebody trying to incite the trolls?
It is 3 pants to pass this bridge!!
What is your name???
What is your quest???
What is the average flight speed of an unladen pants?

What? I don't pants that!! Agghhhhghgh

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 9

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/20/2011)
jcrawf02 (10/19/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/19/2011)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo more pants
Especially as it is not becoming too cold in CO to wear anything else in the am.
are you wearing the kilt at home now then?
At home that is referred to as a skirt by both of me girls. And no, it's packed away until some other inappropriate time to wear it in public.

Apropos kilts verringert haben, habe ich meine auswahl auf zwei ... juuhuu

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 10

SQLRNNR (10/20/2011)
Apropos kilts verringert haben, habe ich meine auswahl auf zwei ... juuhuu

Just for you

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 11

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/20/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/20/2011)
Apropos kilts verringert haben, habe ich meine auswahl auf zwei ... juuhuu
Just for you

I think that picture violates copyright 😉

As for the snow, our snow melted :crying:- supposed to get more this week.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 12

Suppose I can wait another 3-4 weeks before we get any!

GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 13

Ninja's_RGR'us (10/20/2011)
Suppose I can wait another 3-4 weeks before we get any!

Pants or snow?

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Greg Edwards-268690 SSC-Insane Points: 20680 More actions · Answer 14

SQLRNNR (10/20/2011)
Ray K (10/20/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/20/2011)
Greg Edwards-268690 (10/20/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/19/2011)
Fal (10/19/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/19/2011)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo more pants
Okay people, you heard the guy. No more mentioning the word "pants". Got it?
Steve.
As if that ever worked before :-D.
Is somebody trying to incite the trolls?
It is 3 pants to pass this bridge!!
What is your name???
What is your quest???
What is the average flight speed of an unladen pants?
What? I don't pants that!! Agghhhhghgh

African or European?

TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 15

Greg Edwards-268690 (10/20/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/19/2011)
Fal (10/19/2011)
Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/19/2011)
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo more pants
Okay people, you heard the guy. No more mentioning the word "pants". Got it?
Steve.
As if that ever worked before :-D.
Is somebody trying to incite the trolls?

That would be a really pants thing to do.

Tom