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Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 1

Sean Lange (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
@Steve, looks like we figured out how to get your 300 hits in your pants daily, just as you requested from us 😀
Now that is some pantastic news!!!

All pants are off. Time for another round!

Sean Lange SSC Guru Points: 286590 More actions · Answer 2

Oh look at the pants, time to go home.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 3

Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
....Filling in the pants to get it up to a nice round number.

:w00t::hehe:

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 4

Sean Lange (10/18/2011)
Oh look at the pants, time to go home.

All pants are off!!

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Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 5

SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Sean Lange (10/18/2011)
Oh look at the pants, time to go home.
All pants are off!!

Stop it with the 5 fingers discount & my pants!

Evil Kraig F SSC Guru Points: 100851 More actions · Answer 6

Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Sean Lange (10/18/2011)
Oh look at the pants, time to go home.
All pants are off!!
Stop it with the 5 fingers discount & my pants!

Fine, I'll charge you, AND your pants, full price. 😛

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TomThomson SSC Guru Points: 104773 More actions · Answer 7

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October 18, 2011 at 5:02 pm

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If pants be the food of love play on...

Tom

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736270 More actions · Answer 8

We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the editor,

and we're talking about (bleep)ing pants.

I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about (bleep) pants,

not SQL Server, not Integration Services, not an interview,

but we're talking about (bleep)(bleep)(bleep) pants. Not the product that I go out there and die for and write about every day like it's my last

but we're talking about (bleep) pants man. How silly is that?

Paraphrased from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 9

Steve Jones - SSC Editor (10/18/2011)
We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the editor,
and we're talking about (bleep)ing pants.
I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about (bleep) pants,
not SQL Server, not Integration Services, not an interview,
but we're talking about (bleep)(bleep)(bleep) pants. Not the product that I go out there and die for and write about every day like it's my last
but we're talking about (bleep) pants man. How silly is that?
Paraphrased from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGDBR2L5kzI

Awesome

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GSquared SSC Guru Points: 260824 More actions · Answer 10

Evil Kraig F (10/18/2011)
Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just once chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR PANTS!!!!

And that's why, to this day, they wear kilts. Right?

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Brandie Tarvin SSC Guru Points: 173068 More actions · Answer 11

Am I pants? Do I even look like pants? Trust me. I'm a doctor.

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Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me 'cause it's important. And one day your life may depend on it. I am definitely a mad man with pants.

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Ray K SSC-Dedicated Points: 31164 More actions · Answer 12

Mr. McGee, don't make me pants. You wouldn't like me when I'm pants.

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Ninja's_RGR'us SSC Guru Points: 294069 More actions · Answer 13

Ninja's_RGR'us

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October 19, 2011 at 9:09 am

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Be quick! before they run out of pants!

Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 14

Ninja's_RGR'us (10/19/2011)
Be quick! before they run out of pants!

Well, at least wearing that ring will let others know who to stay away from in bars.

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 15

Ninja's_RGR'us (10/19/2011)
Be quick! before they run out of pants!

Remi blacked out his phone number so we couldn't pants him.

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