October 18, 2011 at 12:33 pm
Evil Kraig F (10/18/2011)
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Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
go for it... I don't think imaginary droids will be too offended!
Well, since you asked for it. Everyone knows how to play the Pants Game, right?
If not, the rules are simple. You take famous movie quotes, and replace one single word with the word "pants". Star Wars is the most popular target of this game because everyone knows the quotes and it lends itself so well to the game.
I'll start off with - "I sense a great disturbance in the Pants."
Next?
"Major Strasse has been shot. Round up the usual pants."
Hmmm.... maybe it works better when leavened with beer.
Why don't you knock it off with them pants waves?
I'm here to kick a$$ and chew pants, and I'm all out of pants.
... definately believe the application of beer is assistive to this game.
"The first rule of pants is you don't talk about pants."
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October 18, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Evil Kraig F (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
go for it... I don't think imaginary droids will be too offended!
Well, since you asked for it. Everyone knows how to play the Pants Game, right?
If not, the rules are simple. You take famous movie quotes, and replace one single word with the word "pants". Star Wars is the most popular target of this game because everyone knows the quotes and it lends itself so well to the game.
I'll start off with - "I sense a great disturbance in the Pants."
Next?
"Major Strasse has been shot. Round up the usual pants."
Hmmm.... maybe it works better when leavened with beer.
Why don't you knock it off with them pants waves?
I'm here to kick a$$ and chew pants, and I'm all out of pants.
... definately believe the application of beer is assistive to this game.
"The first rule of pants is you don't talk about pants."
"This is your rifle this your pants"
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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October 18, 2011 at 12:37 pm
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Evil Kraig F (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
go for it... I don't think imaginary droids will be too offended!
Well, since you asked for it. Everyone knows how to play the Pants Game, right?
If not, the rules are simple. You take famous movie quotes, and replace one single word with the word "pants". Star Wars is the most popular target of this game because everyone knows the quotes and it lends itself so well to the game.
I'll start off with - "I sense a great disturbance in the Pants."
Next?
"Major Strasse has been shot. Round up the usual pants."
Hmmm.... maybe it works better when leavened with beer.
Why don't you knock it off with them pants waves?
I'm here to kick a$$ and chew pants, and I'm all out of pants.
... definately believe the application of beer is assistive to this game.
"The first rule of pants is you don't talk about pants."
"This is your rifle this your pants"
Pants, my nemesis... we meet again...
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October 18, 2011 at 12:39 pm
Evil Kraig F (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Evil Kraig F (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Grant Fritchey (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
Ninja's_RGR'us (10/18/2011)
Brandie Tarvin (10/18/2011)
SQLRNNR (10/18/2011)
Must be the force - it's what I was shooting for;-)I sense a great disturbance...
...oh, wait. That was the Blackberry outage. Nevermind.
pre-edit bad pun that might get misunderstood.
I was going to make a Star Wars "pants" joke (aka the Pants Game), then thought better of it.
go for it... I don't think imaginary droids will be too offended!
Well, since you asked for it. Everyone knows how to play the Pants Game, right?
If not, the rules are simple. You take famous movie quotes, and replace one single word with the word "pants". Star Wars is the most popular target of this game because everyone knows the quotes and it lends itself so well to the game.
I'll start off with - "I sense a great disturbance in the Pants."
Next?
"Major Strasse has been shot. Round up the usual pants."
Hmmm.... maybe it works better when leavened with beer.
Why don't you knock it off with them pants waves?
I'm here to kick a$$ and chew pants, and I'm all out of pants.
... definately believe the application of beer is assistive to this game.
"The first rule of pants is you don't talk about pants."
"This is your rifle this your pants"
Pants, my nemesis... we meet again...
I see your pants is as big as mine.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
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SQL RNNR
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October 18, 2011 at 12:46 pm
There goes the Thread for the night.
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October 18, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Have pants will travel.
October 18, 2011 at 12:53 pm
Where there's a will, there's pants.
October 18, 2011 at 12:55 pm
Somewhere over the pants ...
October 18, 2011 at 12:58 pm
'Twas beauty killed the pants.
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October 18, 2011 at 1:04 pm
thanks to the lovers, the dreamers, and pants
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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October 18, 2011 at 1:10 pm
Kaffee: *I want the pants!*
Col. Jessep: *You can't handle the pants!*
October 18, 2011 at 1:14 pm
You know what burns my pants?
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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October 18, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Pants, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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October 18, 2011 at 1:15 pm
Of course, you realize, this means pants!
October 18, 2011 at 1:22 pm
Bring out yer pants.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
_______________________________________________
I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
SQL RNNR
Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
Learn Extended Events
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